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[Stouffers]

All morning my stomach has been distended with horrific pain shooting across my abdomen. It’s probably from the can of French onion dip I ate last night while watching Clemson/LSU and the huge bowl or raison bran I had right after. I tried to calm it with 4 eggs and bacon earlier, but it only made it worse. I just downed 2 GasX pills.. hoping it’s gas and not something more serious.

 

[haxan7]

All morning my stomach has been distended with horrific pain shooting across my abdomen. It’s probably from the can of French onion dip I ate last night while watching Clemson/LSU and the huge bowl or raison bran I had right after. I tried to calm it with 4 eggs and bacon earlier, but it only made it worse. I just downed 2 GasX pills.. hoping it’s gas and not something more serious.

...you tried to calm it down with 4 eggs and bacon?

 

[Mista]

As a man who has Crohn's I feel you. Take charcoal pills, you won’t believe how comfortable you’ll get. All the gas will be out of your system in no time!

 

[Kamina]

You need to gas it out

 

[Stouffers]

I’m eating baked beans and two Nathan’s hotdogs now.

 

[Max_Po]

I think if you have trouble like this reoccurring you should get Bile Salt supplements.

I have been using 2 tablets per day and all my digestion related troubles have disappeared.

 

[Stouffers]

I think if you have trouble like this reoccurring you should get Bile Salt supplements.

I have been using 2 tablets per day and all my digestion related troubles have disappeared.

We think it was the dairy. Normally, the only dairy I eat is sugar free creamer in my coffee.

 

[Elektro Demon]

All morning my stomach has been distended with horrific pain shooting across my abdomen. It’s probably from the can of French onion dip I ate last night while watching Clemson/LSU and the huge bowl or raison bran I had right after. I tried to calm it with 4 eggs and bacon earlier, but it only made it worse. I just downed 2 GasX pills.. hoping it’s gas and not something more serious.

Lol, what? You don't calm flatulence with that type of food.
You should try activated charcoal.

 

[zeorhymer]

I use Phazyme and it worked better than all the other stuff on the shelf.

 

[Kamina]

 

[bronk]

Stay stocked with Gas-X, Beano, Pepto pills, Lactaid pills and youll be ready for any discomfort. My stomach is forever fucked. I can probably fix it by never eating anything. But with the pills im ready for battle. I probably come off like a beluga but I'm not lol.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

I’m eating baked beans and two Nathan’s hotdogs now.

Eat some grape nuts, they always make me gassy. A case of beer will do you good tonight as well.

 

[Virex]

Drink peppermint tea. That will sort it out very fast

 

[888]

Keifr keifr keifr. Make it yourself at home.

I like Mista have some serious issues and Keifr is helping me get off the meds now.

 

[DESTROYA]

Drink Ginger Ale, it will help calm down your tummy and hopefully the carbonation will help you get rid of some gas.
Either that or take a dump.

 

[Jooxed]

I have GERD dawg, It's the worst. Might be that

Stay away from Mint, Fried Foods, Citrus, Chocolate, Caffiene until it clears up. Eat slow and small bites. Prilosec and Gas-X

 

[Ovek]

Charcoal tablets will sort you out.

 

[888]

I have GERD dawg, It's the worst. Might be that

Stay away from Mint, Fried Foods, Citrus, Chocolate, Caffiene until it clears up. Eat slow and small bites. Prilosec and Gas-X

My sister had GERD so bad she was getting scar tissue in her throat and was losing her voice. I told her about low stomach acidity, she was on multiple PPIs that was suppressing her stomach acid levels to the point she was losing hair and bloating etc. She started Betain HCL and is now off all of the meds. Suppressing stomach acid can be devastating if you aren't actually in need of it. The Baking Soda test can be a good clue if you need more or less acidity. I don't burp until 5-7 mins which shows very low acid levels.

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The most important part of your post is eating slower and chewing more. Makes a bigger difference than most would think.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Walk a mile or two or do crunches. Alternatively you can sacrifice a goat to Glycon.

 

[Prison Mike]

...you tried to calm it down with 4 eggs and bacon?

 

[cryptoadam]

I feel you. I don't have as much pain, but just took my 3rd poop of the day. Usually I am a one poop a day man. Not sure whats going on with me today but the toilet at work is getting a hardy meal.

 

[MaestroMike]

Joke thread??? If not lemon and fruits with citrus and vitamin c will help to digest high fiber/mineral and protein/fatty meals.
Lemon/limes reign king in this department, but oranges and berries like strawberries are pretty decent still lemons r ur go 2.

 

[Mista]

I’m eating baked beans and two Nathan’s hotdogs now.

Are you stupid? You don’t eat beans when you gas stuck inside you!

 

[Stouffers]

Are you stupid? You don’t eat beans when you gas stuck inside you!

It was lunch time. I’m about to eat an Oprah Winfre cauliflower crust pizza. Still a bit bloated but now I’m getting a lot of pelvis and lower back pain.

 

[Mista]

It was lunch time. I’m about to eat an Oprah Winfre cauliflower crust pizza. Still a bit bloated but now I’m getting a lot of pelvis and lower back pain.

You don’t wanna do something you’ll regret later bruv

 

[Richard Packer]

Ive been eating a ton of brussel sprouts, and broccoli over the past few months. I've been farting like a god damn champ. Loud, stinky bombs of chaos.

 

[Punished Miku]

I just recently decided to only eat food that doesnt make me feel bad. It's a pretty small list. I eat a lot of fish, rice, yogurt, fruit and vegetables, salads, nuts, and eat out only once or twice a week now.

Makes a huge difference. I dont miss the bad foods much anymore honestly.

 

[bronk]

The most important part of your post is eating slower and chewing more. Makes a bigger difference than most would think.

Are you serious. I have the worst stomach problems nowadays and literally can't figure it out. I'm gonna try this too. Doesnt hurt. Thanks.

 

[888]

Are you serious. I have the worst stomach problems nowadays and literally can't figure it out. I'm gonna try this too. Doesnt hurt. Thanks.

Yeah it really does help. Digestion starts in your mouth. Swallowing things that aren’t chewed and mixed with saliva makes it harder for your stomach to digest. Food that is undigested can sit in your intestines and basically ferment causing leaky gut, gas and other things.

Do some research on Betaine HCL, it triggers Hydrocloric acid production and helps break things down.

also Keifr is amazing for correcting stomach issues. One cup of that has more probiotic strains/amount vs a whole bottle of probiotics. Like I said in another post, I’m getting off meds now where last year I was close to having my colon removed from UC. Shit literally saved my ass.

 

[Richard Packer]

I just recently decided to only eat food that doesnt make me feel bad. It's a pretty small list. I eat a lot of fish, rice, yogurt, fruit and vegetables, salads, nuts, and eat out only once or twice a week now.

Makes a huge difference. I dont miss the bad foods much anymore honestly.

Keep this up dude.

 

[TrainedRage]

Sit in a chair with good posture, turn your waist to a 90 degree angle left, hold, then right, hold. Repeat x5
This helps me when all else fails and I have no 'medication/bathroom'.

 

[Stouffers]

Sit in a chair with good posture, turn your waist to a 90 degree angle left, hold, then right, hold. Repeat x5
This helps me when all else fails and I have no 'medication/bathroom'.

My lower back is now completely out

 

[bronk]

Yeah it really does help. Digestion starts in your mouth. Swallowing things that aren’t chewed and mixed with saliva makes it harder for your stomach to digest. Food that is undigested can sit in your intestines and basically ferment causing leaky gut, gas and other things.

Do some research on Betaine HCL, it triggers Hydrocloric acid production and helps break things down.

also Keifr is amazing for correcting stomach issues. One cup of that has more probiotic strains/amount vs a whole bottle of probiotics. Like I said in another post, I’m getting off meds now where last year I was close to having my colon removed from UC. Shit literally saved my ass.

Seriously thank you!

 

[haxan7]

My lower back is now completely out

Try some kegels

 

[Amory]

sometimes when i have gas pains i fart and it makes me feel better LOL i have no idea why it works its so weird LOL

 

[Mohonky]

Literally on the shitter right now for round 2.

Stomach pains; went to toilet and let loose (scuse pun) some shit and couldnt pass anymore. By the time I'd walked down the hallway my tummy was rumbling and I had to dash back again to spray the sides some more.

Been feeling sick for the past fortnight with god knows what, might aswell finish with a stomach bug

 

[DoctorEkkoUK]

eating a "can" of french onion dip is so gloriously American.