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[bucyou]

still fucked up and reporting for shitposting duty


at ease

 

[I_D]

If I'm understanding the point of this thread correctly, I find it inherently cringey.
Yet, I'm also post-sexing.
So here I am.

 

[Elektro Demon]

So how was the coitus?

 

[TrainedRage]

And I thought my jokes were bad.

 

[bronk]

Im just waiting for the reply texts/dms while I browse gaf. Hopefully someone replies

 

[Tesseract]

i'm pretty tired

 

[M1chl]

Only virgins imagine Valentine day as a fuck day, as if you don't fuck in other days. Internet is full of this shit, so many virgins everywhere.

Well only if I could sleep, it's 5am in here.

 

[Tesseract]

this is zero energy point day from now on

rip zero-point energy

 

[TaySan]

Exhausted after a hard days work.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

This is the most virgin-esque thread I've ever seen on NeoGAF.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

Like bags of sand.

 

[triplestation]

you know if hookers were legal we would ALL post here as the after sex crew and then you wouldn't feel so special anymore

 

[Punished Miku]

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

No gf
Pocket full of cash

 

[SpartanN92]

My wife and I dropped the baby off at the mother in laws, drove back home, ate, banged, picked the baby up, in bed by 9:30
#MarriedLife

 

[TUROK]

Must have been a dope couple of minutes.

Low hanging fruit joke/10

 

[SpartanN92]

brap ’s V-Day consisted of breaking into a ladies footlocker and smelling the disposable socks.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

brap ’s V-Day consisted of breaking into a ladies footlocker and smelling the disposable socks.

That's more action than a married dudes apparently and smellier!

 

[SpartanN92]

That's more action than a married dudes apparently and smellier!

When you have a 5 month old EVERYTHING is smellier! Babies are stinky

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

When you have a 5 month old EVERYTHING is smellier! Babies are stinky

 

[Captain Zyrain]

My wife went out with her girlfriend tonight while I stayed home to play Legos and browse twitter.

Wow. What a loser! Girl... Friend (it was her bday) and the 6 year old is building a Lego Xwing.. Fucker is hard.

 

[Halo is Back]

you know if hookers were legal we would ALL post here as the after sex crew and then you wouldn't feel so special anymore

You need to give up the hookers my man. You gonna be crawling with STDs or self pity

 

[Kamina]

None of you virgins had sex today.

 

[jshackles]

 

[haxan7]

I did the sex and I almost fell asleep but then I came to my senses and slipped away to eat some chips and salsa and catch up on the gaming I missed tonight.

 

[Airola]

This is the most virgin-esque thread I've ever seen on NeoGAF.

To which you managed to write the most virgin-esque post.

 

[bronk]

I fell asleep playing Puzzle Quest. Swing and a miss.

 

[MrMephistoX]

Married here...watched Knives Out and drank a bottle of wine. Yeah I slept through sex day passed out on the couch. Also slightly awkward when you have a 6 year old running around so it’s probably for the best.

 

[Son Tofu]

My ass sure is sore.

 

[bucyou]

what the fuck i dont remember making this thread

 

[MrMephistoX]

what the fuck i dont remember making this thread

Drunk threads you don’t recall posting are the best/worst.

I posted one about how much I hate bangs on Era recently...had no idea till I saw the alerts the next day.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

To which you managed to write the most virgin-esque post.

touche.

 

[Thaedolus]

El segundo can't come until mid-January next year for maximum time off benefits so I've got blackout days in the upcoming months...to say nothing of the late-stage and post-pregna...


wtf am I sharing this all for?