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[Gargus]

If I was a porn star I'd called myself Lance Goodthrust.

 

[Barnabot]

Barnadong

 

[haxan7]

twatbreaker

 

[MetalAlien]

Donald Hump

 

[pennythoughts]

pennythots

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Richard Dragon

 

[GAMETA]

Francis Anaconda

 

[newtypepilot]

 

[Cravis]

Don Juan Jumbotron

 

[triplestation]

ronald trunk

 

[Tesseract]

the load bucket barbarian

 

[Papa]

Jack Jizzrabbit

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Joel Gertner

 

[Airbus Jr]

Dong Mattrick

 

[Cunth]

steven

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

brap would be Dick Hunter

 

[ActionBastard]

Peter Flaupin

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

brap ‘s would be Banned

(just kidding,#NoBrapNoPeace)

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

brap ‘s would be Banned

(just kidding,#NoBrapNoPeace)

Ban Hammer

 

[TUROK]

Beuter.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Norse Pole

 

[Tesseract]

Norse Pole

legend

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Xaero Testosterone

 

[Foamy]

Minute fuck Buck.

 

[Fushitsusha]

Xaero Testosterone

Slow Motion.

(and lotion?)

 

[Riven326]

Bernie.

 

[triplestation]

 

[SpartanN92]

Brap

Spoiler

(That would be my gay porn name)

 

[Macapala]

Brap

Or maybe Cunth Fucker

 

[MetalAlien]

Conan the Non-Binarian

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Slow Motion.

(and lotion?)

Never. Always gone in dry.

 

[MGHA]

If I was a porn star. My name would be Dunkin Johnson.

 

[Fushitsusha]

Never. Always gone in dry.

Yeah, I would imagine that they don't get very wet when they see you.

(Was that the joke?)

 

[Prison Mike]

The moist marauder

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Yeah, I would imagine that they don't get very wet when they see you.

(Was that the joke?)

When you meat the right person you'll know what I meant.

 

[Fushitsusha]

When you meat the right person you'll know what I meant.

Ah... so it was the complete opposite. Impressive?

 

[bRacing]

Manuel Hung

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Ah... so it was the complete opposite. Impressive?

 

[888]

Richard Beard

 

[haxan7]

Never. Always gone in dry.

I’ve fucked bone dry pussy and I can promise that’s not what my face looked like

 

[Fushitsusha]

I’ve fucked bone dry pussy

Someone tell him.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I’ve fucked bone dry pussy and I can promise that’s not what my face looked like

Tesseract is dissapoint

 

[Tranquil]

Cumshooter McGavin

 

[bigdawg69]

big lil dick mc

 

[Fushitsusha]

big lil dick mc

Not fooling anyone with that username.

 

[haxan7]

Someone tell him.

Tell me what

 

[MetalAlien]

Deep Space Sixtynine

 

[Tesseract]

Cumshooter McGavin

 

[MetalAlien]

Tell me what

Did it smell like poo?

 

[King of Foxes]

Bryan Cawks and I would tell interesting facts about the universe while Things can only get better plays in the background.