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SleepDoctor

Banned
WELCOME BACK, give us some juicy butt info.
The GAF is finally whole again!
The legendary.
The only.
The BOAT.

What does the butt bring? hopefully good news

Yes, it is on. What do you have to share?
If this butt farts, you'll KNOW it.

That's all you need to know
Gaf is truly back!!!!!!!!
:messenger_tears_of_joy: Bruh, it's GAF 2013 all over again
Wait!!! Cboat said something? What did he say?
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This was most of the warriors responding to cboats return post. Plenty of gold there to read 😭
 

Hawk269

Member
Enjoy the following image which is a recap of what has gone on for the past year.

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Is this somehow referencing Klee that was posting over at Era? I have asked but was ignored over there...but was Klee completely wrong or what? If someone can PM any details...I am just curious. There was so many people defending him prior to any spec reveal and he was posting that he had the specs for both before he self banned. Anyways...would just like to know. Thanks!
 
Damn you whipped that one up quick lol.


They'll take anybody's word as gospel who says "9.2 tf + ssd > xsx" . Not surprising

It’s the dumbest thing I’ve read on the internet in 2020.

Legitimately. It’s embarrassing

I’ll buy that the SSD opens wonderful new opportunities but don’t piss on my face and say it’s raining. A weaker GPU is not better than a stronger GPU.

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It truly took me by surprise that the interview is being triumphed by PS5 “fans” (so corny to have to designate like that, imo, but I guess I have to, even though I am a Sony “fan” myself) without questioning that super shady logic, at least for that portion of the interview
 
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Leyasu

Banned
Is this somehow referencing Klee that was posting over at Era? I have asked but was ignored over there...but was Klee completely wrong or what? If someone can PM any details...I am just curious. There was so many people defending him prior to any spec reveal and he was posting that he had the specs for both before he self banned. Anyways...would just like to know. Thanks!
Klee was completely wrong lol. Like he got nothing right, but because he said that the ps5 was better, it was obviously true and nothing was entertained afterward
 

MilkyJoe

Member
This is just embarrassing now.

After all the lies these people were fed by "insiders", after every single one of the "insiders" shot themselves in the foot, after the constant hail of importance by these cultists proclaiming teraflops as the most important metric, these people lose on every single computational front and still double down on hysterical delusions.

This isn't just embarrassing, this is verging on a complete detachment from reality.
 
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MilkyJoe

Member
After all the lies these people were fed by "insiders", after every single one of the "insiders" shot themselves in the foot, after the constant hail of importance by these cultists proclaiming teraflops as the most important metric, these people lose on every single computational front and still double down on hysterical delusions.

This isn't just embarrassing, this is verging on a complete detachment from reality.

The replies are fuckin delusional. Some of these people are grown men.
 

Hendrick's

If only my penis was as big as my GamerScore!
This is just embarrassing now.

Well since I am banned from that laughable thread, and a few others at this point, I might as well work on a new gif as my previous seemed to go over well. It's safer this way.
 
The replies are fuckin delusional. Some of these people are grown men.

I said it last night and I’ll say it again. I think that thread is embarrassing. It almost scares me to think what future articles will be triumphed as new PS5 Canon in the months to come.

I actually agree with what the guy said about split-ram pool, but that so many people were happy to gloss over his absolutely absurd GPU comments just floored me.

War. War never changes.
 
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SleepDoctor

Banned
I said it last night and I’ll say it again. I think that thread is embarrassing. It almost scares me to think what future articles will be triumphed as new PS5 Canon in the months to come.

I actually agree with what the guy said about split-ram pool, but that so many people were happy to gloss over his absolutely absurd GPU comments just floored me.

War. War never changes.


As I said before. They'll grasp at anything that says Ps5 is better no matter how ridiculous it sounds lol.

They're still coping with the hurt of a 9.2 tf boosted console. Look at the difference between xsx and ps5 marketing. Xsx is dropping info while Ps5 we get more damage control. Cerny says devs won't have to optimize for the ps5 then he say they do.
 

CatLady

Selfishly plays on Xbox Purr-ies X
Klee was completely wrong lol. Like he got nothing right, but because he said that the ps5 was better, it was obviously true and nothing was entertained afterward

That's nothing compared to the literal insanity of those delusional morons hanging on every line of BS handed to them by 2 of the most obvious fakes, CameFromTheFuture and TommyFisher (both of whom are finally perm'd) only because they said PS5 was 13+TFs (back when TFs mattered)

Now they're are doing the same thing, clinging to ANYTHING from ANYONE that is willing to say something positive about the PS5 or negative about the XsX, including the idiotic thread started by the aforementioned and now banned CameFromTheFuture yesterday.
 

CatLady

Selfishly plays on Xbox Purr-ies X
Well since I am banned from that laughable thread, and a few others at this point, I might as well work on a new gif as my previous seemed to go over well. It's safer this way.

Excellent plan we need more memes.

The great console war of 2020 will not be won by fake insiders, phony Devs & journalists spreading BS PS articles & tweets or the mighty Sony fanboy army.

It will be won with Xbox Power King memes. To arms!
 
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StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
Klee was completely wrong lol. Like he got nothing right, but because he said that the ps5 was better, it was obviously true and nothing was entertained afterward
Klee was full of shit from day one.

"Mr. I worked at Gamefan everyone and I know people"

No wonder he self banned himself by bolting. If his account active when Cerny did his show, he's get shit on forever.
 

SleepDoctor

Banned
Klee was full of shit from day one.

"Mr. I worked at Gamefan everyone and I know people"

No wonder he self banned himself by bolting. If his account active when Cerny did his show, he's get shit on forever.


As I had said way before any reveals. The "insiders" who are way off, should have been instantly banned. Osiris, hg, klee, and everyone off by 2 or 3 tf.
 

MilkyJoe

Member
As I had said way before any reveals. The "insiders" who are way off, should have been instantly banned. Osiris, hg, klee, and everyone off by 2 or 3 tf.

I've been saying 9.2 for months, and eventually, though it's an obvious upclock, the leaks turned out to be true. They always turn out to be true.

The thing that makes me laugh is that despite having an almost 3 TFLOP, base clock, weaker gpu, a weaker cpu, slower memory bandwidth, an unknown amount of dedicated RAM, and the only plus they have is a hard disk that'll load a game 4 seconds faster, by some magical process, it's somehow the more powerful platform. It's like people forgot how to count. They make Mr X MEDIA seem sane.
 
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Hawk269

Member
Klee was full of shit from day one.

"Mr. I worked at Gamefan everyone and I know people"

No wonder he self banned himself by bolting. If his account active when Cerny did his show, he's get shit on forever.

So he was completely wrong? WOW. I am over at Era and I did not read everything, but some people were acting like Klee was the second coming of Christ and that he could do no wrong. I do remember people over there claiming he said he had the specs sheets for both and that hands down the PS5 was stronger. I mean, I own all consoles and a high end PC so I really don't care, but the amount of people defending him and hanging on every single word he would post was sad.

But thanks for letting me know what happened. Like I mentioned, I knew some stuff that Klee said, but was not 100% on most of his stuff.
 

SleepDoctor

Banned
I've been saying 9.2 for months, and eventually, though it's an obvious upclock, the leaks turned out to be true. They always turn out to be true.

The thing that makes me laugh is that despite having an almost 3 TFLOP, base clock, weaker gpu, a weaker cpu, slower memory bandwidth, an unknown amount of dedicated RAM, and the only plus they have is a hard disk that'll load a game 4 seconds faster, by some magical process, it's somehow the more powerful platform. It's like people forgot how to count. They make Mr X MEDIA seem sane.


Its hilarious at this point. I mean look at how many people are all of a sudden console architects, engineers, and game developers after Cerny's presentation.

The console will be good but the poor 40 yr olds who been at this plastic war desperately need some kind of moral win lol. Hence why most put me on ignore 🤣🤣. I burned tlw the other day by replying to his post with his posts before Cerny's presentation and instantly triggered him.
 
Its hilarious at this point. I mean look at how many people are all of a sudden console architects, engineers, and game developers after Cerny's presentation.

The console will be good but the poor 40 yr olds who been at this plastic war desperately need some kind of moral win lol. Hence why most put me on ignore 🤣🤣. I burned tlw the other day by replying to his post with his posts before Cerny's presentation and instantly triggered him.

whats killing me are the “getting owned....quick just call everybody a fanboy....yeah that got ‘em” responses

( LordKasual LordKasual )
 
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MilkyJoe

Member
Its hilarious at this point. I mean look at how many people are all of a sudden console architects, engineers, and game developers after Cerny's presentation.

The console will be good but the poor 40 yr olds who been at this plastic war desperately need some kind of moral win lol. Hence why most put me on ignore 🤣🤣. I burned tlw the other day by replying to his post with his posts before Cerny's presentation and instantly triggered him.

TLW is absolutely mental, he's easily the worst I've ever come across.

I wonder if it's crossed his mind that this could well be good old arrogant Sony thinking they have people nailed down with digital libraries and putting out a "it'll do" console.
 

Stuart360

Member
TLW is absolutely mental, he's easily the worst I've ever come across.

I wonder if it's crossed his mind that this could well be good old arrogant Sony thinking they have people nailed down with digital libraries and putting out a "it'll do" console.
There used to be a user on here that was convinced TLW was an undercover Xbox fanboy, trying to make Sony fans look bad. I wouldnt be totally surprised to be honest. And if you look at his posts, very few Sony fanboys actually reply to his posts, almost like they are sceptical too.

As for that Crytec 'dev' thread, i got banned for console warring (i dont own a console ironically) because i posted a picture of Phil Spencer laughing (a perfect responce to the ridiculousness i thought), yet users like CJY are still shitposting in the thread, hmmm.
Anyway the delusion in that thread will only make the DF face offs at launch all the more sweeter.
 

SleepDoctor

Banned
TLW is absolutely mental, he's easily the worst I've ever come across.

I wonder if it's crossed his mind that this could well be good old arrogant Sony thinking they have people nailed down with digital libraries and putting out a "it'll do" console.


I think its just a case of what was rumored. They were probably aiming for a 2019 release and for some reason delayed it. And in the process got caught with their pants down by ms. They cheaped out on the pro and probably did so with the Ps5, as well as possibly underestimating ms.

Microsoft just needs to show up on the game front now. Everything else is pretty much in their favor right now.
 

Hendrick's

If only my penis was as big as my GamerScore!
TLW is absolutely mental, he's easily the worst I've ever come across.

I wonder if it's crossed his mind that this could well be good old arrogant Sony thinking they have people nailed down with digital libraries and putting out a "it'll do" console.
Of course.....not......to him....Sony can't do anything.... that....isn't absolutely perfect.....
 

SleepDoctor

Banned
There used to be a user on here that was convinced TLW was an undercover Xbox fanboy, trying to make Sony fans look bad. I wouldnt be totally surprised to be honest. And if you look at his posts, very few Sony fanboys actually reply to his posts, almost like they are sceptical too.

As for that Crytec 'dev' thread, i got banned for console warring (i dont own a console ironically) because i posted a picture of Phil Spencer laughing (a perfect responce to the ridiculousness i thought), yet users like CJY are still shitposting in the thread, hmmm.
Anyway the delusion in that thread will only make the DF face offs at launch all the more sweeter.


Thats where you fall into their game. They try to get a rise out of people to report them. I just report the. Cjy is a pretty easy one, always throwing out personal attacks and insults. No need to get into a keyboard war. They can't have a normal discussion, its just flamebait. Just in his last i think 5 or so posts he called catlady a "pussycat" and someone else dumb or stupid.
 

LordKasual

Banned
i've been summoned, what am i doing in here

whats killing me are the “getting owned....quick just call everybody a fanboy....yeah that got ‘em” responses

( LordKasual LordKasual )

Oh

man everyone wanna talk about "proof" and "real developers", then someone whenever one gives an opinion that doesn't fit the headcannon narrative, suddenly they're shills and don't know what they're talking about, or "aren't creditable", or blah blah blah

We've got people saying TFLOPS aren't a good metric, we've got others saying they're everything....we've got SSD magic sauce, but then we also have "it's not that big a deal".....we've got straight contradictory reports on RAM architecture, blah blah blah

this is one wild ride
 

StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
There used to be a user on here that was convinced TLW was an undercover Xbox fanboy, trying to make Sony fans look bad. I wouldnt be totally surprised to be honest. And if you look at his posts, very few Sony fanboys actually reply to his posts, almost like they are sceptical too.

As for that Crytec 'dev' thread, i got banned for console warring (i dont own a console ironically) because i posted a picture of Phil Spencer laughing (a perfect responce to the ridiculousness i thought), yet users like CJY are still shitposting in the thread, hmmm.
Anyway the delusion in that thread will only make the DF face offs at launch all the more sweeter.
I have no proof, but I am 100% positive one of these recent Sony fans who created an account lately is DanielsM. He got banned a few months ago but instead of coming back, he never did. He's a combative guy. No way he bailed ship after a 1 week ban.

As for anyone doing reverse psychology on a game board, maybe. I doubt it though. I don't think anyone would waste time doing that.
 
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SleepDoctor

Banned
I have no proof, but I am 100% positive one of these recent Sony fans who created an account lately is DanielsM. He got banned a few months ago but instead of coming back, he never did.


Oh most definitely. That guy was the first one to put me on ignore when i joined for calling him out on making up games and release dates lol. He got banned like 2 times and instantly be back in every xbox thread. He spent more time in there than ps threads.
 

Stuart360

Member
I have no proof, but I am 100% positive one of these recent Sony fans who created an account lately is DanielsM. He got banned a few months ago but instead of coming back, he never did. He's a combative guy. No way he bailed ship after a 1 week ban.

As for anyone doing reverse psychology on a game board, maybe. I doubt it though. I don't think anyone would waste time doing that.
Ah DanielsM, one of only 2 users i had on ignore. Talk about chinese torture reading his posts. At least you can laugh at TLW's posts.
 

Turk1993

GAFs #1 source for car graphic comparisons
Well since I am banned from that laughable thread, and a few others at this point, I might as well work on a new gif as my previous seemed to go over well. It's safer this way.
After all the lies these people were fed by "insiders", after every single one of the "insiders" shot themselves in the foot, after the constant hail of importance by these cultists proclaiming teraflops as the most important metric, these people lose on every single computational front and still double down on hysterical delusions.

This isn't just embarrassing, this is verging on a complete detachment from reality.
Its hilarious at this point. I mean look at how many people are all of a sudden console architects, engineers, and game developers after Cerny's presentation.

The console will be good but the poor 40 yr olds who been at this plastic war desperately need some kind of moral win lol. Hence why most put me on ignore 🤣🤣. I burned tlw the other day by replying to his post with his posts before Cerny's presentation and instantly triggered him.


You know after all the threads and spins i saw on this forum, my meme became the sad reality lol.
http://i.imgur.com/mTNKqTQ.gifv
 

ZywyPL

Banned
I think its just a case of what was rumored. They were probably aiming for a 2019 release and for some reason delayed it.

There was a lot of info back in the days about how Sony is working closely with AMD on Navi (RDNA1) architecture, so I think it's possible that some time deep into PS5 development RDNA2 showed up, allowing for higher clocks, RT support and what's not, and instead of redesigning the whole console from the ground up they just made quick adjustments that allowed them to benefit from RDNA2 features.
 
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