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My worst nightmare has actually happened: I dropped my PS3 console from 6ft high.....

BusierDonkey

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PleaseDontBanMe said:
How did ur PS3 get 6 feet in the air in the first place
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MiyazakiHatesKojima said:
I was trying to open the console to clean it and what I stupidly did was pick the table that had the console and anti-static mat was on it and tried to enter my room but somehow the legs of the table tangled with my laundry basket and literally led to all 3 of us (Me, laundry basket, and table with the console) tripping onto the floor.

I swear to God I'm not making this up.
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He's being modest. In actuality he was wearing the PS3 as a hat.

MiyazakiHatesKojima MiyazakiHatesKojima is a 6' tall male fashion model and was trying to include his gaming hobby into his profession. The reason the PS3 hat fell off his head (covered in the thickest, most lush hair you can imagine) was the sheer force of the swooning coming from the females in the audience. Let's just say the humidity in the room was at 100%.

He actually caught the PS3 too, but his ripped muscles flexed so hard it compressed the PS3 into a diamond. He then sold that diamond and gave the proceeds to charity but is too modest to say so.
 
Cato

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MiyazakiHatesKojima said:
I was trying to open the console to clean it and what I stupidly did was pick the table that had the console and anti-static mat was on it and tried to enter my room but somehow the legs of the table tangled with my laundry basket and literally led to all 3 of us (Me, laundry basket, and table with the console) tripping onto the floor.

I swear to God I'm not making this up.
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The laundry basket belongs in the laundry room, unless you are an animal.
Why did you want to clean the PS3 in the laundry room in the first place?
Laundry room is for laundry, not PS3 disassembling.

And from 6 feet? Do you always carry items above your head? Something wrong with your arms and that is why? They are horribly deformed so you can only carry things above your head?
 
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MiyazakiHatesKojima

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Cato said:
The laundry basket belongs in the laundry room, unless you are an animal.
Why did you want to clean the PS3 in the laundry room in the first place?
Laundry room is for laundry, not PS3 disassembling.

And from 6 feet? Do you always carry items above your head? Something wrong with your arms and that is why? They are horribly deformed so you can only carry things above your head?
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LokusAbriss

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MHK was on his 34th playthrough of MGS 4. On PS3, because they couln't care less to port the game to any other platform. The controller was connected via a 5 m long usb cable, because the battery had died 5 days after release day. While he enjoyed one of many cut scenes from that game, he saw Sunny roasting some eggs and he remembered his pineaple pizza that he had put in the oven an hour ago.

He jumped up. The cable knocked over his caprisun that now ruined his beloved 2004 issue of Playstation Magazine with pictures and a great interview from Kojima. The pages were sticky already, but he was directly mad that he removed it from its Kojima Shrine, were he keeps fresh DNA of his beloved celebrity. Simultaniously, the PS3 flew off his shelve and onto his tile floor and cracked up into a pile of sadness.
 
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GymWolf

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Really? that is your worst nightmare?!

I was thinking more about kojima developing mgs6 in exclusive for xbox or something like that.
 
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GymWolf

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LokusAbriss said:
Well, he deserves some punishment for all the unnecessary threads he started and his not so friendly dealing with other users.

I don't think he suffered enough, yet.
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Nah, he is an ok guy, you just have to see through the shtik.

And we are in a fucking videogames forum, some cringy topic are not the end of the world.

Also i'm not even sure that he would be against that thing sucking his dick tbh :lollipop_squinting:
 
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LokusAbriss

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GymWolf said:
Nah, he is an ok guy, you just have to see through the shtik.

And we are in a fucking videogames forum, some cringy topic are not the end of the world.

Also i'm not even sure that he would be against that thing sucking his dick tbh :lollipop_squinting:
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I think that too. He is alright and entertaining. But too sane for my taste at the moment.

Now news and the waiting for next gen, it is exhausting and boring.

Why do I see an ex in that sucking creature...
 
Silvawuff

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Ugh I'm so sorry. Was it a slim or OG one? Any chance you're able to fix it?

Edit: I like how this thread went from a topic about a busted console to BJs. You guys!
 
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LordOfChaos

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BusierDonkey said:
He's being modest. In actuality he was wearing the PS3 as a hat.

MiyazakiHatesKojima MiyazakiHatesKojima is a 6' tall male fashion model and was trying to include his gaming hobby into his profession. The reason the PS3 hat fell off his head (covered in the thickest, most lush hair you can imagine) was the sheer force of the swooning coming from the females in the audience. Let's just say the humidity in the room was at 100%.

He actually caught the PS3 too, but his ripped muscles flexed so hard it compressed the PS3 into a diamond. He then sold that diamond and gave the proceeds to charity but is too modest to say so.
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PleaseDontBanMe

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MiyazakiHatesKojima said:
I was trying to open the console to clean it and what I stupidly did was pick the table that had the console and anti-static mat was on it and tried to enter my room but somehow the legs of the table tangled with my laundry basket and literally led to all 3 of us (Me, laundry basket, and table with the console) tripping onto the floor.

I swear to God I'm not making this up.
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you were supposed to dive head first and save it
 
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#Phonepunk#

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My PS3 stopped playing the Mwtal Gear Solid Collection which fucking sucks. I already lost one PlayStation’s disc drive, but that was a really old og one that i found at a thrift store.

Come to think of it I should try it out again. I really want to pick back up in Peace Walker, it’s kind of a new game after beating it on PSP.
 
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