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[DaGwaphics]

It's next Wednesday, it will always be the next Wednesday.

OP should have totally gone with "next Wednesday" in the title. Would be more timeless.

 

[Idleyes]

OP should have totally gone with "next Wednesday" in the title. Would be more timeless.

What is this Wednesday if not next Wednesday's this Wednesday?

 

[MastaKiiLA]

Anyone calling it SeXbox is almost guaranteed to have not had sex. I'm just sayin'.

 

[manfestival]

Anyone calling it SeXbox is almost guaranteed to have not had sex. I'm just sayin'.

Does it still count if humans aren't involved?

 

[reinking]

Like tomorrow, "next" Wednesday will never arrive.

 

[Mexen]

Man when Phil said he was talking with studios, he meant with his checkbook present, huh?

 

[AgentP]

Next Wednesday now?

 

[Teslerum]

Can't wait till this thread gets closed, then revived a year later when it actually happens and everybody goes nuts.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Can't wait till this thread gets closed, then revived a year later when it actually happens and everybody goes nuts.

You, year from now:

 

[Kdad]

Does it still count if humans aren't involved?

I'm having sex this Wednesday, guaranteed.

 

[Patrick S.]

Anyone calling it SeXbox is almost guaranteed to have not had sex. I'm just sayin'.

I find SeXbox funny, have had sex, and have the scars to prove it.

 

[Beer Baelly]

 

[BusierDonkey]

Anyone calling it SeXbox is almost guaranteed to have not had sex. I'm just sayin'.

 

[Teslerum]

You, year from now:

Spoiler

It's a reference/joke to the Bethesda acquisition which was predicted by thread a year before.

 

[jshackles]

 

[Compsiox]

lol really don't get why this thread is still open

 

[captainraincoat]

Anyone calling it SeXbox is almost guaranteed to have not had sex. I'm just sayin'.

That’s actually pretty good
Bundle it with porhub premium and the disability controller for hands free gaming

 

[mikefrails]

It could still happen guys don't worry.

 

[Lionel Richie]

lol really don't get why this thread is still open

I mean, where else could we announce The Acquisition?

 

[Compsiox]

I mean, where else could we announce The Acquisition?

Phil Spencer will come to this thread and announce it himself.

 

[dano1]

Microsoft will have to buy Sony if they want to compete!! Nothing wrong with 3rd place...

 

[Lionel Richie]

Phil Spencer will come to this thread and announce it himself.

What if he's already lurking? He could be deciding whether or not to buy Sega based on this thread.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Can't wait.

October 14........

Spoiler

2054

 

[Stiflers Mom]

What if he's already lurking? He could be deciding whether or not to buy Sega based on this thread.

Imagine him going to Satya Nadella's office, showing him this thread and then telling him 'we need to take action, boss!'

 

[BusierDonkey]

lol really don't get why this thread is still open

lol I really don't get why people complain about things they don't have to look at.

 

[Compsiox]

lol I really don't get why people complain about things they don't have to look at.

 

[NiiloPielinen]

 

[Jigsaah]

This thread is still going huh?

Wow. I mean did people actually believe this was going to happen?

 

[bender]

 

[ExKing]

This is still going on ? LOL. Are they llegit reason to believe this will still happen.

 

[MasterDerico]

lol really don't get why this thread is still open

Exactly...

 

[Flintty]

 

[Kamina]

Someone edit the title to ...(didnt happen and wont happen)

I find SeXbox funny, have had sex, and have the scars to prove it.

Spare us your dick mutilation stories

 

[The_Mike]

Anyone calling it SeXbox is almost guaranteed to have not had sex. I'm just sayin'.

So you're saying a huge chunk of Gaf are virgins?

 

[The_Mike]

Can't wait till this thread gets closed, then revived a year later when it actually happens and everybody goes nuts.

Or when they announce it next Wednesday

 

[Faithless83]

What will happen first on a Wednesday?
- MS buys Sega.
- Half Life 3
- Nintendo releases a console with specs to rival MS and Sony consoles.
- Arcades become big in the west.

 

[El Sueño]

Damn, Probably next Wednesday! Keep it up, guys!

 

[BusierDonkey]

Could this be another hint? They want you to play their games on PS4 with an Xbox style controller, possibly to get Playstation owners used to the offset stick placement?



Maybe they'll clarify after the announcement this Wednesday!

 

[Fat Frog]

 

[BusierDonkey]

GUYS! Another hint!

Notice that in the "how it's going" side, everything is GREEN?

Those of you with a keen eye might remember Blinx: The Time Sweeper. He has GREEN eyes!

Blinx was a Microsoft mascot character named after Bill Gates' cat. Microsoft uses this color for a lot of their media in honor of this fact, despite the cat not actually having green eyes. Sega may simply be adjusting people to more green being in Sega games since Microsoft will make all Sega's mascots green just like they did with Master Chief after they bought Bungie from Apple.

 

[LordCBH]

I think I would actually buy that edition of the console tbh

 

[Craig of War]

Beautiful man

 

[dlbeast]

10/30/20=60. WED is deception. 60= 60 years=SEGA this year.

While everyone else looks for it on WED, it will happen on the last FRIDAY of this MONTH. Math dont lie

 

[cireza]

Posting my own contribution (made back then, in may). I don't have great editing skills, sorry about that.

I admit I am a bigger fan of the Sega Sonic Series S. Looks more like a console, so I definitely dig it. And we need a console to go with the Still Iconic blue controller, so what are you waiting for SEGA and MS ? Bring the goods already.

 

[DJT123]

The Japanese are playing hardball with my boy Phil, but Wednesday is approaching fast.

 

[Warnen]

2 days, can’t wait!

 

[MilkyJoe]

Microsoft will have to buy Sony if they want to compete!! Nothing wrong with 3rd place...

Xbox has enough 3rd person games now.

 

[Fat Frog]

Microsoft To Announce A Major New Acquisition Soon - Rumor - Gamer Tweak

After purchasing Bethesda, Microsoft, the company founded by Bill Gates, seems to be ready to announce a major new acquisition soon.

gamertweak.com

 

[Thurible]

How likely is this?

 

[Aladin]

My hunch says it is Valve corp. Not SEGA.