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[JokerMM]

i'am 26yo, single, work part time, and i am beating my meat 7 times a day
i am basically horny all the fucking time
if i am at work, all i am thinking is how hard i am and how much i can't wait to get back home and stoke that bitch until it cries for help

help me please
i am living this life

 

[Aesius]

 

[AlteredForms]

Ok...

 

[kretos]

What do you want us to do exactly send you nudes or something? go rub one out instead of posting a stupid thread like this

 

[Tesseract]

get a girlfriend

it's almost like half the population are women

 

[DeepBreath87]

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[BigBooper]

Get you one of these.

 

[epicnemesis]

Get you one of these.

Is that a dick mouse trap?

 

[nush]

work part time,

Get a full time job.

 

[Elginer]

Get you one of these.

Is that a cock holder?

 

[Nikana]

You need a hobby to occupy your mind. Something active

 

[nush]

Is that a cock holder?

It's a cock lock.

 

[BigBooper]

Is that a dick mouse trap?

Is that a cock holder?

Yep. Bluetooth controlled too. Just give the access to someone you trust.

Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in

The Chinese maker of the toy has updated the app involved, but some users remain at risk.

www.bbc.com

 

[TheMan]

I've been there. I find that sometimes these things form positive feedback cycles. In this case, you're horny, you watch a ton of porn and jerk off and so you feel hornier, etc. Maybe try limiting yourself and getting a real hobby you can dive into.

 

[haxan7]

Get you one of these.

My wife's boyfriend loves mine.

 

[Soodanim]

Isn’t that a medically recognised condition?

 

[Dr_Salt]

 

[nush]

 

[haxan7]

7 wanks a day is a lot. Do you even enjoy it doing it that much?

I wank once a day, sometimes once every 2-3 days. I'll have real sex 5-6 times a day tho.

 

[BigBooper]

7 wanks a day is a lot. Do you even enjoy it doing it that much?

I wank once a day, sometimes once every 2-3 days. I'll have real sex 5-6 times a day tho.

Every hour, on the hour here. Every 30 minutes on Saturdays.

 

[kretos]

teezzy GET ITT

 

[Stouffers]

I hope you work around other adults.

 

[bitbydeath]

Frequent exercise is the best way to get over that feeling so start running.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Come and join us in the 'Butt Thread' mate.

 

[niilokin]

4-5 more years and it will start sorting itself out so don't worry.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Just use bing.com

type in HUGE FUCKING TITS

and there you go

 

[Xaero Gravity]

i'am 26yo, single, work part time, and i am beating my meat 7 times a day
i am basically horny all the fucking time
if i am at work, all i am thinking is how hard i am and how much i can't wait to get back home and stoke that bitch until it cries for help

help me please
i am living this life

 

[haxan7]

Come and join us in the 'Butt Thread' mate.

That's like giving an alcoholic an ice cold beer!

He should look at pics of Janet Reno instead

 

[teezzy]

sarah_michelle_gellar_feet_2002_.bmp

 

[Starfield]

"oops...looks like I dropped my dust catcher OP. This little and petite argonian maid can be quite clumsy sometimes! uvu"


"butt don't worry hissss I have time aaaaall weakend to polish your magnificent spear OP! ^w^ "

 

[OmegaHunter]

I dont know what's going on in here, but i know it ain't good.

 

[KrakenIPA]

Har! Seven times a day?! Go camping bro, you can make it to 10!

 

[Nikana]

Come and join us in the 'Butt Thread' mate.

Tights>butt>tits thread

 

[nush]

Do you think OP is wanking now instead of replying to his topic?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

"oops...looks like I dropped my dust catcher OP. This little and petite argonian maid can be quite clumsy sometimes! uvu"


"butt don't worry hissss I have time aaaaall weakend to polish your magnificent spear OP! ^w^ "

Lionel Richie alt!

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I can't jerk off more than twice a week...

 

[Starfield]

I can't jerk off more than twice a week...

the goal is to get yourself get jerked off..

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

My coworkers are ugly as fuck so I have the opposite problem OP

 

[INC]

Buy a flesh light, might as well make it a posh wank

 

[haxan7]

Do you think OP is wanking now instead of replying to his topic?

I think he realized what a terrible mistake he made and closed the laptop

 

[teezzy]

 

[Ovek]

Wanking a lot is a great way of straining your prostate which could cause long term damage. If you have got to the point that you can’t cope with it anymore seek medical help as it will effect any relationships you might have in the future.

Tights>butt>tits thread

Yes

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Tights>butt>tits thread

I still need to make my appearance in the Tights thread. Redhead thread is underrated, just saying.

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

I can't coom to these compressed jpgs. Needs more high quality TIFFs

 

[BigBooper]

I can't coom to these compressed jpgs. Needs more high quality TIFFs

Just checkerboard it with your mind.

 

[teezzy]

I can't coom to these compressed jpgs. Needs more high quality TIFFs

NO FETISH THREADS

 

[*Nightwing]

Sorry to hear OP, I used to have problems with it as well before the pandemic, but now post COVID I work from home and it isn’t an issue at all besides getting leg cramps if I forget to take my vitamins due to the extra loss of minerals several times a day. Just gotta think outside the box u know which box I’m talking bout too

 

[Kagey K]

Well now you’ve gone and done it, won’t be seeing OP for a few days after this post.

 

[008]

I don’t even want to wank it 7 times a day.