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how does the "hey girls" 4 panel comic thing still exist

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water_wendi

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First one in here to make me laugh.
 

Kade

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Remember when kids made Geocities pages with game tips and movie easter eggs and Enter Sandman midi downloads? Let's go back to that.
 

If this kid were my son, I'd simply have to grab him behind the head with both hands and knee him to the face as hard as possible, hoping to strike directly in the middle, smashing his nose back into his brain, killing him instantly, and hoping to destroy the entire planet while I'm at it, just to be sure. I can't even compute this. From the (lack of) haircut to the stupid look on his face, everything is wrong here. Everything.

My daughter is 7. What kind of stupid shit will she being doing in a 5 or 6 years???
 
If this kid were my son, I'd simply have to grab him behind the head with both hands and knee him to the face as hard as possible, hoping to strike directly in the middle, smashing his nose back into his brain, killing him instantly, and hoping to destroy the entire planet while I'm at it, just to be sure. I can't even compute this. From the (lack of) haircut to the stupid look on his face, everything is wrong here. Everything.

dat rage

Honestly, I had a good laugh about all of these (and I'm thankful social media wasn't big in my teenage years, we only had semi-anonymous forums where we could embarrass ourselves).
But then again, I'm no father.
 
What will it be like in 10 years when my boy is 13?

Oh, god. OH GOD. I don't even know what to do. And I've got 10 years to prepare. This is like knowing an asteroid is going to hit your planet and you've been given the time to make it safe but you don't know if it will work so you're in constant paranoia that what you're doing now will be in vain so fuck it I should just get wasted and party for the end of the world because it's all fucked right?
 

Yonafunu

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If this kid were my son, I'd simply have to grab him behind the head with both hands and knee him to the face as hard as possible, hoping to strike directly in the middle, smashing his nose back into his brain, killing him instantly, and hoping to destroy the entire planet while I'm at it, just to be sure. I can't even compute this. From the (lack of) haircut to the stupid look on his face, everything is wrong here. Everything.

My daughter is 7. What kind of stupid shit will she being doing in a 5 or 6 years???

Tough lovin'. He needs it.
 
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