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[Eel O'Brian]

http://cruncheons.podbean.com/mf/web/9uirt/Cruncheons45.mp3

Hey, are you sick of E3 podcasts yet? Awesome, here's another one! We go through the various presentations and controversies of E3 2013, and are joined a little later by returning special guest Andrew. It's best to stream this episode, as we'll be doing a license check during the 45 minute mark.

Thanks, and we'll talk to you again soon!

 

[kadotsu]

I preemptively call bias and urge everyone to remember our core principles of 8 gig GDDR5.

 

[Mrbob]

If I don't finish this podcast in a day do you guys authentic and restrict my access?

I need to know upfront before I download.


45 minute check is only if I'm currently listening?

 

[lvlzero]

Do those friends have to have been on my friends list for 30 days?

 

[Eel O'Brian]

You may trade or sell through authorized vendors only. If you're offline after 45 minutes, don't worry, we'll save your place for up to 48 hours so you can resume listening where you left off. We don't have friends lists because we don't have friends, but we'll send you ten one-time use key codes to pass out at your discretion.

 

[turnbuckle]

Excellent, thanks for posting the thread.

No Doug in this episode to tell us how XBox 1 is the same as Steam though.

 

[Trevelyon]

I'm in parts unknown. Does this podcast support my mystery zone?

 

[Eel O'Brian]

Sorry for the delayed response, our authentication servers were rebooting. Cruncheons Podcast has full worldwide support, provided you live in the American parts of the world.

 

[Ultimatum]

riding the MS hate I see, competition must be tough in the podcast world

 

[Eel O'Brian]

Hate is the default state for Cruncheons Podcast. Love is available as a downloadable content pack for 800 Cruncheons Points per episode, or 2400 CP for the Season Pass.

 

[Fragamemnon]

riding the MS hate I see, competition must be tough in the podcast world

I think we spread the hate around like creamy almond butter this time around. Yes, Microsoft got the most talk but it was MS who had the most on the line. Their construction of some non-existent amalgamation of gamer sterotypes led to them literally spending over an hour on a conference with two decent points of interest: the price (and lack of any real justification of how we are all basically paying $100 for Kinect), and Titanfall. Everything else was a muddled mush.

 

[GhaleonQ]

I, for one, am enjoying the newest version of The Cruncheons™ far more than its predecessor or, indeed, any of its competitors! The Cruncheons™ provides the content that I care about *holds up a controller* as a gamer, *is now in a suit* as a consumer, *is now in costume* as a Hatsune Miku cosplayer.

Thanks, The Cruncheons™! Everything you do is right!

 

[Eel O'Brian]

Thank you for your patronage AND/OR Happy Birthday, GHALEONQ! As a token of our appreciation AND/OR special Birthday Gift, please enjoy 20 Cruncheons Points on us to spend any way you wish!*




*tax and carrier fees not included

 

[Hitokage]

Is Andrew White Man?

 

[Kiriku]

Andrew was great, he should be on more often (and at the same time as Doug).

 

[szaromir]

Andrew was great, he should be on more often (and at the same time as Doug).

Agreed.

BTW
Doug = Dinky Crow
Kevin = Eel O'brian
Robert = Fragammemon

Who are other guys that appear in the podcast (in this episode or in the past)?

 

[Remk]

is there going to be a podcast policy change now?

Listening to it now, keep up the great work guys

 

[Eel O'Brian]

After considering our listener comments and careful review, The Cruncheons Corporation has decided to institute requested changes to our Podcast Policy. Starting immediately, the 45 minute license check will be extended to an indefinite amount of time, or whenever we get around to it. You will continue to be able to sell or trade episodes in the manner you've grown accustomed to, for fair market value.* As always, thanks for listening. This time we were listening, too.



*current fair market cash value per episode is 1/1000th of $.01 US Dollars

 

[Drinky Crow]

i was really looking forward to sharing the uncomfortable intro and the first 20 minutes of inane crude banter with up to 10 of my family members and closest friends, so fuck you the cruncheons(tm)!