perfectchaos007
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Most vaginas are combination locks and that guy is just salty he fails at getting it right.
So true. And its even more frustrating when it seems like everyone can figure out that girl's combination but me.
Most vaginas are combination locks and that guy is just salty he fails at getting it right.
So true. And its even more frustrating when it seems like everyone can figure out that girl's combination but me.
This is why you break the lock with a crowbar just in case.And if you try to use one girl's combination on another? Disaster. Fuck you nature's rubix cube
Right.
Except most people have standards.
This is why you break the lock with a crowbar just in case.
Wait, what.
If sexual organs were rubix cubes I would be so fucked.And if you try to use one girl's combination on another? Disaster. Fuck you nature's rubix cube
So you agree womens' vaginas are combination locks that men have to 'get right' (aka use effort, and money) to get the woman to unlock for them (unlock means having sex, the woman has all the say in whether to have sex or not). So you therefore agree that's the way it is in society as well, men have to do all the work in getting laid, and it is the woman's choice whether they have sex, hence why the analogy is effective and accurate.Most vaginas are combination locks and that guy is just salty he fails at getting it right.
So you agree womens' vaginas are combination locks that men have to 'get right' (aka use time, effort, and money) to get the woman to unlock for them (unlock means having sex, the woman has all the say in whether to have sex or not). So you therefore agree that's the way it is in society as well, men have to do all the work in getting laid, and it is the woman's choice whether they have sex, hence why the analogy is effective and accurate.
What the fuck. Stop taking out your insecurities on others.So you agree womens' vaginas are combination locks that men have to 'get right' (aka use time, effort, and money) to get the woman to unlock for them (unlock means having sex, the woman has all the say in whether to have sex or not). So you therefore agree that's the way it is in society as well, men have to do all the work in getting laid, and it is the woman's choice whether they have sex, hence why the analogy is effective and accurate.
So true. And its even more frustrating when it seems like everyone can figure out that girl's combination but me.
How the hell is this even a question. Women can fuck or not fuck as many people as they want. Same for anyone of any other gender. It doesn't indicate anything about their personality, intelligence, self-esteem, etc. Jesus christ. Sex is fun, sex is good, people like sex. Stop shaming people for having sex.
And honestly this thread is inherently misogynistic and should have been locked from the start.
So you agree womens' vaginas are combination locks that men have to 'get right' (aka use effort, and money) to get the woman to unlock for them (unlock means having sex, the woman has all the say in whether to have sex or not). So you therefore agree that's the way it is in society as well, men have to do all the work in getting laid, and it is the woman's choice whether they have sex, hence why the analogy is effective and accurate.
ah, the playing it off as a joke card.If you want to take a joke that seriously.
ah, the playing it off as a joke card.
ah, the playing it off as a joke card.
If sexual organs were rubix cubes I would be so fucked.
Wait. I mean, I would never be fucked. God damn rubix cubes. :/
So you agree womens' vaginas are combination locks that men have to 'get right' (aka use effort, and money) to get the woman to unlock for them (unlock means having sex, the woman has all the say in whether to have sex or not). So you therefore agree that's the way it is in society as well, men have to do all the work in getting laid, and it is the woman's choice whether they have sex, hence why the analogy is effective and accurate.
I jump to the last page of this thread and we're taking about Rubik's Cubes now? Wat?
What if I put time, effort, and money into pursuing guys who are good at combination locks. Does that mean they have their own locks? Am I a key or lockpick too? :OSo you agree womens' vaginas are combination locks that men have to 'get right' (aka use effort, and money) to get the woman to unlock for them (unlock means having sex, the woman has all the say in whether to have sex or not). So you therefore agree that's the way it is in society as well, men have to do all the work in getting laid, and it is the woman's choice whether they have sex, hence why the analogy is effective and accurate.
What if I put time, effort, and money into pursuing guys who are good at combination locks. Does that mean they have their own locks? Am I a key or lockpick too? :O
Edit: Wait we've moved to cars already?
ah, the playing it off as a joke card.
You are right vaginas are literally combination locks, let nobody fool you otherwise,
except for the ones who are rubix cubes or cars - or BOTH.
Determining women's worth by comparing them to objects. I see.
So you agree womens' vaginas are combination locks that men have to 'get right' (aka use effort, and money) to get the woman to unlock for them (unlock means having sex, the woman has all the say in whether to have sex or not). So you therefore agree that's the way it is in society as well, men have to do all the work in getting laid, and it is the woman's choice whether they have sex, hence why the analogy is effective and accurate.
Yep the new topic is if you could possibly sleep with someone that can solve a rubix cube faster than you. I'm firmly on team "No."
Good friend Can winging them bungalows of logic. You go sir.
I believe brandon has an answer to that:
Eh. Plenty of people settle down with someone who's had way more sex than they have.
Any woman who doesn't self-identify as a steampunk lock with elaborate, exposed gears can KEEP ON WALKING
I don't tip my rustic-brimmed hat at just anyone
are you brimmed or unbrimmed?
#teamwizardhoodie
This I can get behind. The metaphors are getting out of hand. (But they are making the thread so much more worth it now.)Cubes, cars, lockpicks? Look, I have standards. If a girl uses more than two mixed metaphors, I gotta throw her on the street. I have integrity, dammit.
The comparison must have gone over your head.*Compares both genders to objects
**Only complains about the women
The world would be so much better if open relationships were more common, if attitudes toward sex for the purpose of pleasure were more relaxed. Greed and insecurity and pride will prevent it from ever becoming more than a niche lifestyle, however. It's a shame.
If you're wanting a monogamous relationship, it doesn't matter how much sex anyone has had before agreeing to monogamy, only who they have it with after that. If it's a concern,it's a concern because of your own faults, not the other person's, and I would think they'd be better off without you anyway.
The comparison must have gone over your head.