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‘Right-handed man’ almost masturbates to death

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‘Right-handed man’ almost masturbates to death: medical case study​


This fellow redefined “mind-blowing sex” after he suffered a life-threatening stroke while repeatedly masturbating. Now, medical experts are saying he’s lucky he escaped the ultimate unhappy ending.

The unnamed “51-year-old right-handed man” from Japan admittedly enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day, according to the new case study published in the medical Journal of Stroke and Cerebrovascular Diseases.

However, one explosive self-love session went awry when, after climaxing, the serial stroker was struck down by “thunderclap” headaches and severe vomiting.

Unnerved by the unsexy symptoms, the man rushed himself to Nagoya City University Hospital, where he was found to have low blood pressure and confusion — two telltale signs of a cerebrovascular accident, according to the medical case study.

Emergency medical technicians suspected he had a stroke while stroking — and a subsequent CT scan confirmed that the man had indeed suffered a subarachnoid hemorrhage (SAH), a potentially fatal type of stroke sparked by ruptured blood vessels in the space surrounding the brain.



Prior case studies have reported that sex — including the autoerotic variety — “was the immediate preceding activity before a ruptured aneurysm in up to 14 percent of patients,” according to clinical neuropsychologist Dr. Amee Baird, author of “Sex in the Brain: How Your Brain Controls Your Sex Life” (Columbia University Press, 2020). The risk of death by sex-induced stroke can be compounded by taking cocaine or Viagra before the act.

The man survived his near-fatal orgasm ordeal and was released from the hospital within two weeks in excellent condition, according to doctors.

However, he should thank his lucky stars he didn’t achieve the opposite of a happy ending, as a ruptured brain aneurysm causes “death in 40 percent of cases,” Baird reported. Meanwhile, two-thirds of survivors are left with serious neurological deficits.

This isn’t the first time someone has suffered a vascular mishap during an act of self-gratification. In 2016, a Bronx hospital worker allegedly died of a heart attack while masturbating to porn at work, according to police sources.

Source: NY Post
 
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I'm Australian and we have a lot of words for masturbation. Well, at least 3.

And yes, people called Tug Of War on COD Online are wankers.
I think it can be called half-sex. Because it is half of actual sex.

Now this speaks to the importance of vitamin c, and collagen. Vitamin C more precisely helps build collagen fibers and thickens arteries healthily while also impeding cholesterol from damaging arteries. Linus Pauling was right after all, and they can say what they want but Vitamin C is very very very important.

cute girl eating GIF by Funimation

Not c2, but c1, c.

Humans are genetically defective, and need a lot of C, unlike other animals many of which do not suffer the cardiovascular issues humans do. Similar animals with similar genetic defects like guinea pigs are given even more vitamin c than humans to avoid atherosclerotic lesions. Even 7 year old humans, most 7 year olds, are said to already have some small level of arterial disease, likely due to suboptimal big pharma based RDA vitamin c recommendations. Either time release vitamin c one in the morning and one at night, or vitamin c every few hours needed to protect cardiovascular system and ensure optimal blood c levels are maintained. Repeated c intake can keep blood c quite high despite body's excretion in urine defect, which difficults compensating for c mutation.

Vitamin c as well as vitamin D can likely help a lot against the covid virus. Very high c + d can likely help counter the degree of complications.

Also healthy vascular system, pomegranate also helps, as do beets, means healthier erections.
 
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If sex / wanking was the prior activity for 14% of people, then you are 6 times more likely to have a stroke when you are not wanking / shagging.

So really we should all be prescribed pornhub premium to reduce likelihood of stroke.
 

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Technically it would be a happy ending if he died mid nut, how much happier can you get?


I think it can be called half-sex. Because it is half of actual sex.

Now this speaks to the importance of vitamin c, and collagen. Vitamin C more precisely helps build collagen fibers and thickens arteries healthily while also impeding cholesterol from damaging arteries. Linus Pauling was right after all, and they can say what they want but Vitamin C is very very very important.

cute girl eating GIF by Funimation

Not c2, but c1, c.

Humans are genetically defective, and need a lot of C, unlike other animals many of which do not suffer the cardiovascular issues humans do. Similar animals with similar genetic defects like guinea pigs are given even more vitamin c than humans to avoid atherosclerotic lesions. Even 7 year old humans, most 7 year olds, are said to already have some small level of arterial disease, likely due to suboptimal big pharma based RDA vitamin c recommendations. Either time release vitamin c one in the morning and one at night, or vitamin c every few hours needed to protect cardiovascular system and ensure optimal blood c levels are maintained. Repeated c intake can keep blood c quite high despite body's excretion in urine defect, which difficults compensating for c mutation.

Vitamin c as well as vitamin D can likely help a lot against the covid virus. Very high c + d can likely help counter the degree of complications.

Also healthy vascular system, pomegranate also helps, as do beets, means healthier erections.
Look, I just want to know how many oranges you want me to eat
 
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Look, I just want to know how many oranges you want me to eat
orange high carb. Recommend pill form, or amla fruit which has higher c if I'm not mistaken. Amla fruit can be bought in various forms for cheap in Hindu supermarkets. Amla fruit powder obtainable from Amazon, need sufficient D to compensate for additional immune activity that Amla produces(Amla rumored to reduce blood sugar levels, cholesterol levels, and normalize blood pressure, equivalent to at least 3 medications or so it appears iirc among other things.), Higher D best from sun, as supplement high D can alter calcium absorption and may require k2 mk7 in order to stop tissue calcification and ensure calcium goes to proper places.

That said high carb low protein diet is optimal, but fruit must be limited due to fructose seemingly being no no

Study confirms the importance of low-protein, high-carbohydrate diet​


The secret to healthy ageing may be a diet low in protein and high in healthy carbs​

Diet low in protein and high in healthy carbs maybe best for healthy ageing

The fact amla + matcha can basically collapse cholesterol levels, if and when combined with substances that impede testosterone to dht conversion, suggest to me you might be able to lower dht levels, as cholesterol is used as basis to produce dht down chain of transformation. Though that is unproven hypothesis.
 
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Having had a stroke at the age of 27 (I was one of the small percentage of people who have them under the age of 40) this is especially unnerving to me, as I'm one to pet the puppy a couple of times a day during my leisure time. I AM left handed, though. And very definitely not Japanese. Hmmm...
 
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Having had a stroke at the age of 27 (I was one of the small percentage of people who have them under the age of 40) this is especially unnerving to me, as I'm one to pet the puppy a couple of times a day during my leisure time. I AM left handed, though. And very definitely not Japanese. Hmmm...

U still have a Japs eye tho 👀
 

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This reminds me when a dear friend of mine told me that once he masturbated 16 times in a day just because he didn't have anything to do on that day.
It made me laugh so much, especially because I thought it was impossible, the most I personally did is 3 times in a day.
 

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Guys, cardio is shit for gains. Don't be increasing the freq thinking you're going to get jacked.