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“Charlie’s Angels” - 2019, starring Kristen Stewart and Naomi Scott

Da-Kid

Member
This looks like one of those really good trailers that you think is real, and looks decent until you find out it was just an overly produced fan project and you watch again and see how cheaply it's made and the many wonky things about it. Things generally don't make sense and it's just a random burst of scenes that don't make up an actual narrative... Yeah... that's what this trailer was for me.. this looks like hot garbage and I honestly don't buy any of these women being spies.

Especially Kristen Stewart who doesn't look like she can break a toothpick if she tried.
 
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MetalAlien

Banned


Not sure how I feel about this.

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xandaca

Member
Looks like they're trying to split the difference in tone between the hyper-silly McG movies (loved the first one, the second got everything wrong) and the utterly crappy, straight-faced TV reboot, with the problem being that by not committing to either it looks discordant and firing in too many directions. I really like Naomi Scott and Ella Balinska's dry delivery, but Kristen Stewart and Elizabeth Banks especially look completely out of place (Stewart is trying to be too edgy, Banks' performance looks forced and mannered). My suspicion is that this will be dump, but Balinska and Scott will do well out of it. Charlie's Angels is always a tough line to walk, because it has to be fluffy, light and silly all the way through (which McG mostly got right first time out) but if you push the jokes too hard it rapidly becomes insufferable (which he got completely wrong second time around).
 

juliotendo

Member
Wow. The early 2000s version still looks better than this 2019 version and that’s saying something. This looks cheaply made and looks direct to DVD style.

This is going to tank at the box office.
 
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JimiNutz

Banned
Girl Power!

I mean at least they're pretty hot, although where's the Asian one?

I look forward to the inevitable porn parody.
 
Should have slayed the day while they were at it. I demand a line up of these.
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All those women were somewhat fit and attractive. How unrealistic! Where are the REAL women!? Also, they weren't nearly black or religious enough. Where's my fucking diversityyyy
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