I love that he found out that the writer stole most of her article from someone else. Christ.
FoxNews.com's style and beauty editor Amber Milt found an article for children, stole it, and presented it to Fox News readers as erotic material.
Lmfao at this.Top 10 pranks for guys:
1) When she goes to weigh herself, put your toe on the scale and gently add 10 pounds. Give her a raised eyebrow when she looks around bewildered. Just when the tears start flowing, don't forget to give her a big kiss and let her know it was just a prank!
2) When she comes home at night to a dark house, hide around the corner next to the light switch. When she reaches to turn it on, grab her hand!
3) Replace the money in her purse with monopoly dollars. Make sure there is money on the debit card so she isn't stranded!
4) Move the seat in her car to an awkward and uncomfortable position. Also set the mirrors in different directions. Be sure to be there when she discovers the problem so you both can laugh and laugh!
5) Record her tinkling in the bathroom and change her voicemail greeting!
6) Change her alarm clock to go off 3 hours early! Change the other clocks in the house too! When she arrives at work 3 hours early, surprise her by taking her out to breakfast!
7) Peel off her deodorant label and switch it with Old Spice!
8) Set off the smoke alarm while she's in the shower! Nothing like being naked and having the adrenaline pumping to spice up the sex life.
9) Switch out her shampoo with Nair. When her hair falls out (because she "fell" for it, LOL) you can both laugh and she'll know what you love her because you find her attractive even when she's bald!
10) .....
But it's also no longer on the door. Arousing and productive! Amber Milt is a true visionary.think about how much dust and grime is on top of your door. now it's on your pillow.
.This has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever read in my life.
Or you could you know, just wait at home naked for when he gets home from work or something.
Edit: OH LORD, read the comments on the article...That is apparently Fox's audience.
2. This is one of our favorites and it can translate into a number of situations. Ask your guy to go to the supermarket and give him a list of made up things like dehydrated water, sweet salt or a blunt knife. If hes into fixing things, send him to the hardware store for a glass hammer or cement humidifier. For the sports guy, tell him to grab a box of curveballs and meet you in the park after work. Beware though, this could keep him tied up for a while.
If that's Fox's audience, then sign me up. THe comments are awesome.
My girlfriend glued all of my coins to the laundry room floor. That was our rent money. Also the landlord is very angry and is going to evict us. Please help, we have nowhere else to go.
found shoes stuffed with newspaper wads all inscribed with SURPRISE. do not have a girlfriend or significant other. same person may be responsible for missing ape mask. send clues to my hotmail account please.
This article was a funny prank that spices up my relationship with Fox News and now we are all laughing together!
Take a screen shot of his computer's desktop, then hide all the desktop icons and set that image as the desktop background!!!! He'll be stuck for hours when trying to google '10 tips for a better marriage!"
When he goes into a public bathroom, preferably an airport or shopping mall, tape a sign that says "Free Blumpkins" to the door of his stall. He will love all the attention.
Top 10 pranks for guys:
There is now an article on this.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-baffling-romance-tips-from-sociopaths-at-fox-news/
There is now an article on this.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-baffling-romance-tips-from-sociopaths-at-fox-news/
This is absolutely amazing.Yup.found shoes stuffed with newspaper wads all inscribed with SURPRISE. do not have a girlfriend or significant other. same person may be responsible for missing ape mask. send clues to my hotmail account please.
Is the husband supposed to be a complete idiot?This is one of our favorites and it can translate into a number of situations. Ask your guy to go to the supermarket and give him a list of made up things like dehydrated water, sweet salt or a blunt knife. If hes into fixing things, send him to the hardware store for a glass hammer or cement humidifier. For the sports guy, tell him to grab a box of curveballs and meet you in the park after work. Beware though, this could keep him tied up for a while.
Why the fuck would someone glue coins to the floor?
Was this written by an 8 year old?
Holy shit this would piss me off so much
And why would I be embarrassed if my girlfriend saw me in the bathroom?
Carefully poke some gummy worms into fresh fruit, like apples. Give your guy (or even your kids) a wormy apple for lunch and watch their face light up.
10. Lastly, we’ve got a no-fail prank that anyone can do and it’s sure to get a laugh. Open a bedroom door slightly (or any door that you know he will walk through) and put a pillow at the top of it — when he opens the door the pillow will hit them on the head. Make up for your wily ways and offer to kiss his boo-boo!
I'm squirming and actually feel embarrassed just having read that shit.
I hope I never meet the person who wrote that or anyone who actually greenlighted it thinking it was funny.
Nice bump there guy.If you read through all of these in chronological order and really think about it, the article becomes "How to Get Your Boyfriend/Husband Fired."
Nice bump there guy.