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[BananaBomb]

I for one did not do weird-ass sexual shit when I was a little kid, dunno where some of you guys grew up.

 

[Kuramu]

I for one did not do weird-ass sexual shit when I was a little kid, dunno where some of you guys grew up.

 

[NimbusD]

 

[Blackace]

I bumped uglies for the first time when I was 11...

I was very interested in girls when I was 9 years old..

 

[Ardorx]

Eh, I knew plenty of kids that played "doctor" around that age. Not really a shocking indictment on our society today.

Didn't know being a doctor also meant blowjobs.

 

[Green Mamba]

Shit man, some guys get all the luck.

Didn't know being a doctor also meant blowjobs.

You clearly don't watch enough porn.

 

[Aselith]

Eh, I knew plenty of kids that played "doctor" around that age. Not really a shocking indictment on our society today.

Playing doctor is more about curiousity about the differences between girls and boys. For it to go to a sexual place at that age, there was abuse of that girl or exposure to something sexual in nature which at that age is problematic. We're not talking about her seeing a titty but some hardcore shit. I have zero doubt, so whether you care about this specific act or not, think about her.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

I remember school as early as kindergarten. It would have been badass to get a BJ in 3rd grade.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

...the fuck?

 

[Gameboy415]

Kids are fucked up these days!

When I was in 3rd grade, the only thing I knew about girls is that they had "pachinas". :lol

 

[xbhaskarx]

Head Start program?

:lol

 

[ToxicAdam]

Playing doctor is more about curiousity about the differences between girls and boys. For it to go to a sexual place at that age, there was abuse of that girl or exposure to something sexual in nature which at that age is problematic. We're not talking about her seeing a titty but some hardcore shit. I have zero doubt, so whether you care about this specific act or not, think about her.

Again. Not really. There were plenty of times were kids would kiss each other's genitals and stuff like that. I had friends that lost their virginity by the 5th grade.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Again. Not really. There were plenty of times were kids would kiss each other's genitals and stuff like that. I had friends that lost their virginity by the 5th grade.

I was thinking about Street Fighter 2 Turbo in 5th grade...

 

[Future]

Wow at people jumping to conclusions. Thats why lives get fucked..false accusations.

Nowadays all it takes is 0.005466 seconds in google to show a kid every possible thing they need to know about shit like this. And since we were all kids we all know that where there is a will, there is a way to get exposed to shit like this no matter how good the parents. Iphones, Computers...the internet is everywhere and the wrong term will expose someone to everything. All it takes is one vid and they will try to mimic. When I was in first grade I was trying to "french kiss" chicks just cuz I heard that term and saw adults doing it on TV. Whateva

This shit is harmless. Its not an adult taking advantage of a kid and abusing. Its just kids messin around. Its gonna happen

 

[ToxicAdam]

I was thinking about Street Fighter 2 Turbo in 5th grade...

So were they, but they were getting laid in their treehouses before they went to the arcade.

 

[Threi]

I for one did not do weird-ass sexual shit when I was a little kid, dunno where some of you guys grew up.

Where I grew up it was very much beaten into our heads as kids to pursue girls as much as possible. Part of our culture in a way. Like I said already though because of that we don't think much of situations like these.

 

[ProfessorLobo]

Abuse is nothing to laugh at. The girl knows about giving blowjobs because she's being sexually abused only to go on abusing another child.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

 

[∀ Narayan]

What a load.

What a load? Of all the things to say? What a load? :lol

 

[Count Dookkake]

What a load? Of all the things to say? What a load? :lol

It saddens me to see puns used incorrectly. "What a load" is a perfectly good response to any number of stories. This is not one of them.

 

[NimbusD]

The weirdest I ever got was jerking off in the same room as my friend while he jerked it. It was his idea and I didn't think it was very fun.

Why couldn't I have just gotten a BJ instead.

 

[Megadragon15]

What ever happened to the good old days when girls used to say that boys had cooties and boys used to say girls have cooties?

 

[Aselith]

Again. Not really. There were plenty of times were kids would kiss each other's genitals and stuff like that. I had friends that lost their virginity by the 5th grade.

So how do you know what happened to them behind closed doors? There's a reason kids take exploration to a sexual place and it's exposure to sexuality.

 

[stupei]

It sounds like: "Let me believe that an average nine year old girl *needs* to put her mouths on genitals. Don't crush my world!"

This is the crazy shit. For future reference, GAF: little girls do not think (your) dick tastes like ice cream!

 

[Threi]

The weirdest I ever got was jerking off in the same room as my friend while he jerked it. It was his idea and I didn't think it was very fun.

Why couldn't I have just gotten a BJ instead.

you wanted a BJ from your friend while he was jerking off instead?


...well if thats the type of stuff you're into...

:/

 

[SapientWolf]

I suspect the girl is the real victim in this case. How would she know about that type of activity?

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

It saddens me to see puns used incorrectly. "What a load" is a perfectly good response to any number of stories. This is not one of them.

That sucks.

Spoiler

Am I doing it right?

 

[ToxicAdam]

So how do you know what happened to them behind closed doors? There's a reason kids take exploration to a sexual place and it's exposure to sexuality.

Yes but "exposure to sexuality" can be as benign as seeing parents engaged in intercourse or porn left on dvd/computer. Imitation is how we all learn.

 

[SapientWolf]

Yes but "exposure to sexuality" can be as benign as seeing parents engaged in intercourse or porn left on dvd/computer. Imitation is how we all learn.

There's got to be more to it than that. If everyone who got exposed to porn started sucking people off in the library no one would have learned anything in school.

 

[dabig2]

There's got to be more to it than that. If everyone who got exposed to porn started sucking people off in the library no one would have learned anything in school.

we're all wired differently.

 

[The Faceless Master]

seriously, i have to wonder how sheltered some people on GAF are if they think the ONLY REAASON a 3rd grader would give head to another is because she's sexually abused at home.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i didn't do any wierd or remotely sexual shit as a kid...fuck, i barely did any as an adult, but then again i was raised catholic so that probably explains it. If my parents would have caught me playing doctor they probably would have called a priest over for an exorcism.

 

[Kodiak]

In my world, at that age I wasn't even allowed to see Jurassic Park. Just hearing about it made my skin crawl with fear and wonder.

Now little kids are getting blown by other little kids? What the fuck is happening to our society?

 

[Hitokage]

In my world, at that age I wasn't even allowed to see Jurassic Park. Just hearing about it made my skin crawl with fear and wonder.

Now little kids are getting blown by other little kids? What the fuck is happening to our society?

It's full of people who aren't you?

 

[Kodiak]

It's full of people who aren't you?

mind.

blown.

 

[Future]

seriously, i have to wonder how sheltered some people on GAF are if they think the ONLY REAASON a 3rd grader would give head to another is because she's sexually abused at home.

Seriously. I can barely believe people are being serious here.

 

[KTallguy]

3rd grade is prettty.... young... damn. I don't think I knew wtf that was in 3rd Grade.

Oh and...

The weirdest I ever got was jerking off in the same room as my friend while he jerked it. It was his idea and I didn't think it was very fun.
Why couldn't I have just gotten a BJ instead.

you wanted a BJ from your friend while he was jerking off instead?
...well if thats the type of stuff you're into...
:/

 

[Decado]

As a lot of people on this thread has said or hinted at, it sounds like the real "story" is what made the girl do that. The boy will get over it. It wasn't like the teacher did it or someone in a position of trust.

 

[NimbusD]

you wanted a BJ from your friend while he was jerking off instead?


...well if thats the type of stuff you're into...

:/

I meant BJ from a girl, dammit.

Spoiler

I almost typed 9 year old girl and caught myself. And that's how I know it's time for bed.

 

[wRATH2x]

Well this beats all our first sexual experiences.

 

[speculawyer]

Why are we reading about the boy?

I want to know what the parents of this 9 year old girl have been doing to get their 9 year-old daughter to blow boys in the library? Something fucked up going on in that household.

 

[The Chosen One]

A 3rd grader giving head is a bit extreme but yeah kids have been playing doctor since the beginning of time.

It usually happens when one kid gets a little too much information than he normally should and then he tells his friends about it. But since they're kids, they have no context of what they're saying or doing and it's pretty harmless usually.

I remember when I was around 8-10 years old, a few of my friends did "I'll show you mine if you show me yours". And then a few of them bumped privates and proclaimed they had sex. :lol I wasn't messed up by it and neither were they (I think). No one derived any sexual pleasure from it. It was just kids being curious.

That said, parents these days need to be more mindful of keeping their Internet on lockdown with their kids. As already mentioned before, with a few errant keystrokes and Google Image, kids can get exposed to all sorts of crazy sexual acts & fetishes.

 

[xaosslug]

goddamn. I have 3yo nephew and 10mo niece, and I shudder to think the effed up world they'll be entering soon enough... FUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[neorej]

When I was 8 I used to go dig up worms.

In all fairness, the girl in this story was digging up a worm too...

 

[Blackace]

goddamn. I have 3yo nephew and 10mo niece, and I shudder to think the effed up world they'll be entering soon enough... FUUUUUUUUUUUU

huh? kids become sexual at different ages but all do..

 

[RevenantKioku]

How do you think a 9 year old child learns how to give a blowjob?

Uh, I knew a damn lot about sex in the third grade and no one ever abused me. Kids talk. Girl walks in on Mommy sucking down Daddy, asks what it is, she's told its something adults do to people they love or whatever, she has crush on boy, gives him blowjob. Who knows. Thousands of possible situations.

 

[Jake.]

Gettin brain in the library, cause he loves knowledge.

:lol

 

[wRATH2x]

I just keep thinking, where were these girls when I was 8? I would've risked getting cooties for a peace of that action.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

That makes me think about Brave New World.

Everybody belongs to everybody else.



Or was it 'somebody else'? Depressing either way.

 

[Burai]

Didn't know being a doctor also meant blowjobs.

ALWAYS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO9SumrTs4