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[ElectricBlanketFire]

Haven't talked to her in over 12 years. She just messaged me on Facebook saying, "Hey, just so you know" and sent me the Google Maps directions to her apartment.

I feel really weird right now. I'm happily married to the best person I've ever known and have a son so obviously I'm not going to act on it.

What the fuck was that? :/

EDIT: I blocked her. There's 0% chance I would ever cheat on my wife no matter who it was.

I asked, "Did you mean to send this to me? Is this where you live?"

And she responded, "Yep "

So I nope'd out of there.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Probably messaged the wrong person

Or she wants to be friends again but can't think of a way to bring it up without being awkward

 

[Slayer-33]

YOLO nav it bro

 

[Surface of Me]

Cmon bro, do it for GAF.

 

[xxracerxx]

Probably messaged the wrong person

This or she is throwing a party.

 

[Dryk]

Are you sure it was a map to her apartment and not No Love's workplace?

 

[-MD-]

The wife doesn't need to know.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

She needs a kidney

 

[Pastry]

Are you sure it was a map to her apartment and not No Love's workplace?

Don't forget to take your baby.

 

[luckygodzilla]

Cmon bro, do it for GAF.

We're all cheering you on.

 

[Garrett 2U]

Are the directions FROM your house? Or just TO her house.

 

[royalan]

Yaaaaaaaaass!!!

Now that's how a Diva does it.

 

[tearsintherain]

Is this just a subtle way to tell all of us on gaf you have a really big dick?

 

[Typographenia]

You should go!
Chances are you will only lose a few organs, but you probably don't need all of them anyways.

 

[The Reloader]

Scrub this shit clean ASAP.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

This is not bragging at all. I actually feel really weird about the whole thing.

And no, not a chance. I love my wife and son more than anything.

Scrub this shit clean ASAP.

Already blocked her.

 

[FlyinJ]

Don't forget to take your baby.

Haha...

Oh GAF.

 

[iLLmAtlc]

She needs a kidney

Well played sir

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

Probably messaged the wrong person

Or she wants to be friends again but can't think of a way to bring it up without being awkward

Yeah because this wasn't an awkward alternative.

 

[xxracerxx]

This is not bragging at all. I actually feel really weird about the whole thing.

And no, not a chance. I love my wife and son more than anything.



Already blocked her.

Did you even try and see why she sent that? Because if not, holy fucking overreaction Batman.

 

[terribletwo]

Definitely send back a "Lol think you sent this to the wrong person??"

(just like that)
then get back to us

e: well you shut down your own thread p quick op

 

[RobotHaus]

What if it was a treasure chest? Or a boat? Or a mystery box?

Mind out of the gutter OP.

 

[Strangelove77]

She's probably gonna rob you and/or beat you since once a person is inside your house everything is nice and legal.

 

[Maddocks]

why wouldn't you ask questions? so quick to close the case instead of investigating.

 

[Dicer]

Definitely send back a "Lol think you sent this to the wrong person??"

(just like that)
then get back to us

e: well you shut down your own thread p quick op

Exactly,but Mr. insta-block ruined that chance though...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[Clockwork5]

Do the right thing.

 

[way more]

Obvious honey pot. Thank God you were strong enough to resist.



Get a new phone.

 

[Irishmantis]

Well that thread went fast

You spoiled it OP

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Did you even try and see why she sent that? Because if not, holy fucking overreaction Batman.

why wouldn't you ask questions? so quick to close the case instead of investigating.

I asked, "Did you mean to send this to me? Is this where you live?"

And she responded, "Yep "

So I nope'd out of there.

 

[B-Dubs]

If you can't figure out what she wants then...

Aww man, you shut down the thread already? No fun OP, no fun at all.

 

[Dicer]

I asked, "Did you mean to send this to me? Is this where you live?"

And she responded, "Yep "

So I nope'd out of there.

This information would have been useful earlier...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I asked, "Did you mean to send this to me? Is this where you live?"

And she responded, "Yep "

So I nope'd out of there.

I would have been in my car with the engine on waiting for that "Yep "

 

[RagnarokX]

Heh, quite presumptuous to go straight to "She wants to have sex with me." How about replying and seeing if it was a wrong number or she just wants to be friends again. If it turns out she does want to have sex with you then you can just say no.

 

[xxracerxx]

Pfft...should have told the wife and then you both could have a good laugh and see what she actually wanted and not just a yep.

 

[Clockwork5]

Can I just pretend to be you?

 

[GaimeGuy]

I would have been in my car with the engine on waiting for that "Yep "

Well I hope you're not married with a kid like the OP is

 

[Wind's Howling]

H
EDIT: I blocked her. There's 0% chance I would ever cheat on my wife no matter who it was.

I asked, "Did you mean to send this to me? Is this where you live?"

And she responded, "Yep "

So I nope'd out of there.

Congratulations. You have successfully passed the ''Is my husband cheating on me'' test.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Congratulations. You have successfully passed the ''Is my husband cheating on me'' test.

 

[Apt101]

I've found Facebook to be good for two things:

1. Reading incredibly stupid political updates/whatever
2. Hooking up with old high school or college flames

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

You did the right thing.

 

[Chariot]

Anticlimatic thread. Although some thirsty people who would ignore a happy marriage in this thread make me raise an eyebrow.

 

[wrowa]

Maybe she moved recently and this is her way of telling people her new adress.

 

[Milly Osworth]

Go there but bring your wife and son.

 

[zeopower6]

She's probably incredibly cray.

 

[Dryk]

Nobody I went to high school with and don't see anymore ever talks to me let alone propositions me, what am I doing wrong GAF?

 

[m3k]

Don't forget to take your baby.

Lol

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Palm it off to a single buddy who needs a shag and he's got the perfect "booty call sent to the wrong phone number" excuse if things go bad.

 

[Jason Frost]

Maybe it was someone trying to troll you by impersonating her?

 

[Kaako]

Most def a trap.