A mexican kid stole your DS and ran for the border. Let's learn Spanish!

[ZealousD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GpCusEFG6I&NR=1

I recommend you turn the sound down, if not all the way.

That being said, this is the probably the most hilarious and racist setup for a game I've ever seen.


Edit:

Scene 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s89-9JF7KTQ
Scene 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zOBpvrTGho

 

[ezekial45]

This is a joke, right? RIGHT?

 

[ManaByte]

Holy shit. :lol

How did that get past NOA?

This is a joke, right? RIGHT?

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

:lol Day one.

 

[titiklabingapat]

WTF, Activision.

 

[USD]

:lol Awesome. :lol

 

[Joe Molotov]

OMG, SPOILER!!!! Screw you guys for ruining the story for me!

 

[BuddhaRockstar]

So his friend and his parents are being chased by the police, and all he cares about is his DS? And now this aunt is going to drop off this 8 year old kid in Tijuana and leave him for dead... Sounds great!

 

[Jiggy]

Better than 85% of video game stories.

 

[sykoex]

How they haven't come out with japanese training in the US is beyond me.

 

[Mejilan]

WTF?

"Need a ride, my boy?"
"I can teach you many things, and Spanish is definitely one of them!"

Holy shit.

 

[Stahsky]

what the shit

 

[Lord Helmet]

Spanish pedophile training!

 

[Joe Molotov]

WTF?

"Need a ride, my boy?"
"I can teach you many things, and Spanish is definitely one of them!"

Holy shit.

Y Tu Mama Tambien 2: Spanish for Everyone

 

[Femmeworth]

:lol

 

[sixteen-bit]

How they haven't come out with japanese training in the US is beyond me.

Yeah, I know. With the Japanese-speaking population of the United States growing at such an alarming rate, survival Nihongo is fast becoming a necessity.

 

[M3wThr33]

Oh. Dear. God.

 

[methodman]

Better than 85% of video game stories.

Seriously, this is great.

 

[Jacobi]

It's a nice touch that his aunty is driving a probably stolen British car.

 

[Guy Legend]

Awesome.

 

[CrushDance]

Amazing.

 

[Father_Brain]

:lol :lol :lol What the hell were they thinking?

Also, "Aunty" is giving off a serious Mary Kay Letourneau vibe.

 

[Beaulieu]

How they haven't come out with japanese training in the US is beyond me.

hmmm

im pretty sure 95% of the people (outside of gaf) would rather learn spanish than japanese.

 

[TJ Spyke]

How they haven't come out with japanese training in the US is beyond me.

Considering that Nintendo has already released 2 English training games in Japan, I am surprised that they (or Ubisoft) has released a Japanese one here. Ubisoft is making "My Spanish Coach" and "My French Coach", let's hope for a "My Japanese Coach" eventually.

 

[Joe Molotov]

Chapter 1: Shawn Asks Where to Score Peyote

 

[ibu]

Activision has my moneys...

 

[Stabby McSter]

this happens to me everyday

 

[JDSN]

Es la hora del sexo surpresa!

 

[ParticleReality]

I bet the aunt is really going to mexico to have sex with the kid then sell his kidneys

 

[Like the hat?]

gina vasquez can teach me something any day

 

[Father_Brain]

Also, what the hell is "They don't call me Gina Vasquez for nothing" supposed to mean? Is that name some kind of pun or double entendre in Spanish?

 

[Zeed]

Holy shit.

 

[Miniboss1232]

Also, what the hell is "They don't call me Gina Vasquez for nothing" supposed to mean? Is that name some kind of pun or double entendre in Spanish?

Well, it's Spanish obviously, meaning she can naturally speak and teach Spanish. I mean, if she didn't know Spanish, no one would call her Gina Vasquez, of course.

This game is gold!

 

[Stumpokapow]

hmmm im pretty sure 95% of the people (outside of gaf) would rather learn spanish than japanese.

Pero yo hablo Castilliano... y no hablo japonés. ¡"Mi entrenador de japonés" por favor!

 

[vMaxx]

So his friend and his parents are being chased by the police, and all he cares about is his DS? And now this aunt is going to drop off this 8 year old kid in Tijuana and leave him for dead... Sounds great!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[ChazAshley]

wait... what's the legitimate non joke reason why the cops were chasing that kid's car?

 

[Lostconfused]

wait... what's the legitimate non joke reason why the cops were chasing that kid's car?

Well with that kind of a car, you have to assume that the kids dad is a drug baron or something.

 

[A Human Becoming]

ah man, I started busting out laughing at the cop cars. :lol :lol :lol

How did NOA approve this?

 

[Skeyser]

This game is pure gold.

 

[The Faceless Master]

and wtf @ the part abut him being the child of her favorite brother-in-law.. how about him being the child of one of her sisters???

why does her sister not know spanish?

 

[ezekial45]

I'm aware of the game, i just didn't think this intro was serious.

 

[Suburban Cowboy]

"your the son of my favorite brother-in-law. He's done so much for me"


"do you know spanish?"
"They dont call me Gina Vasquez for nothing"

 

[IPGlider]

Spanish, from Spain, to be more exact castillian from the old Castilla. Every other spanish is just fucked up.

That cover makes me sick.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

This is like ten kinds of amazing.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Spanish, from Spain, to be more exact castillian from the old Castilla. Every other spanish is just fucked up.

That cover makes me sick.

that's more extinct than english from england...

 

[ElFly]

ESTOY EN TUS PAISES

ROBANDONOS TUS CONSOLAS!!!

 

[IPGlider]

that's more extinct than english from england...

Oh, maybe, but here, in Spain, a lot of people refer to the language as "castellano" and not as "español". And I'm one of them.

 

[Graphics Horse]

and wtf @ the part abut him being the child of her favorite brother-in-law.. how about him being the child of one of her sisters???

why does her sister not know spanish?

She married his father's brother.

 

[HugBasket]

...but how does learning spanish help you get your DS back? Like, how will it go down? That kid tells you to pass a test and then he'll give it back to you because this was all some hoax by your family to get you to learn another language...reminds me of Anger Management.

 

[ElFly]

Spanish, from Spain, to be more exact castillian from the old Castilla. Every other spanish is just fucked up.

That cover makes me sick.

If only spaniards didn't have that crazy, incomprehensible accent. It's like they are eating while talking.