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[Elder Legend]

Literally shits halfway through the marathon and breaks personal record.

A woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

"I don't know if it's possible to poop while running, but I will try," Tamara Torlakson thought. She achieved a personal best with soiled shorts.

www.google.com

 

[22•22]

Shit happens

 

[SafeOrAlone]

I've never shat against my will.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

No wonder she set a PB, probably couldn't wait to get out of her shitty clothes.

 

[Thaedolus]

I've never shat against my will.

Sounds like you've never lived, buddy.

 

[a multicultural team of v]

Breaking personal record number 1 and 2 during the same run takes some talent and determination.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

I've never shat against my will.

So you don't remember the time shortly after you were born i guess. Makes sense.

 

[SafeOrAlone]

So you don't remember the time shortly after you were born i guess. Makes sense.

I take full responsibility for that shit. Was blocked up for 9 months.

 

[Ememee]

If you ain’t shitting, you ain’t tryin’.

 

[22•22]

Seems to me she had the runs

 

[German Hops]

Why does the world have to know about this shit?

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Seems to me she had the runs

You thought about this shitty joke for a while huh

 

[SafeOrAlone]

Looks like she shit her pants

Wait.

 

[Mistake]

Can’t forget this one

What Happened to the Runner Who Shit Himself During a Half-Marathon?

Years after Swedish distance runner Mikael Ekvall crapped his shorts in the midst of a half-marathon, his photo still shows up on Facebook. You might've seen it with a "fail" caption or a demotivational poster—played-out viral image formats that were de rigueur at the time—or in any number of...

www.gawker.com

 

[22•22]

You thought about this shitty joke for a while huh

Not at all. It came as spontaneous as my morning poop after my first smoke.

 

[Ownage]

The stink and the squish.

 

[poppabk]

Why does the world have to know about this shit?

Thats all the world is now - knowing way too much about other people's shit.

 

[GnomeChimpsky]

Looks like she kept it in her pants. Not everyone is so lucky...

Spoiler

 

[SafeOrAlone]

Looks like she kept it in her pants. Not everyone is so lucky...

Spoiler

I've seen this move. That's like the equivalent of dropping tacks out of your car trunk/boot.

Or a banana peel, if you will.

 

[dr_octagon]

Her favourite actor is William Shatner, favourite film is Forest Dump. Solid effort, nickers full of snickers, don't be so faeceshush, ran with every fibre of her being, logging some serious miles. Poop.

 

[Ionian]

Looks like she kept it in her pants. Not everyone is so lucky...

Spoiler

Where is any semblence of tits? Never mind their shits.

That's a man.

 

[Great Hair]

 

[German Hops]

Did the article mention what she had for breakfast or?..
I bet she ate some runny eggs.

 

[chromhound]

Too much Taco Bell

 

[Elder Legend]

Too much Taco Bell

Hey now....don't be talking shit about Taco Bell.. I love my Taco Bell and I never get the nasty shits.

 

[Punished Miku]

I think Crossfit gyms make you shit your pants during the application and down payment.

 

[Punished Miku]

I had a girl tell me on our first date about how she shit herself at work and then wrapped a jacket around her waist and finished the day. Like she was daring me to not be attracted to her, no matter what she did.

I failed and was still into her. It was at that moment that shitting yourself lost a lot of meaning for me.

 

[Elder Legend]

I had a girl tell me on our first date about how she shit herself at work and then wrapped a jacket around her waist and finished the day. Like she was daring me to not be attracted to her, no matter what she did.

I failed and was still into her. It was at that moment that shitting yourself lost a lot of meaning for me.

If I had a girl talking about how she pooped herself on a first date while eating food. I would just leave. 0 manners and 0 respect for others while eating. No offense but that's just unattractive and gross to me. I don't care how hot she is.

 

[Dee Dah Dave]

Imagine trying to run a race with a big Richard The Third in your undercrackers

 

[The Pleasure]

So smash players are now professional runners? When did running from the shower make you a pro runner?

 

[mekes]

She set her personal best running from the scene of the crime.

 

[Azzurri]

Imagine the smell

 

[Ionian]

If I had a girl talking about how she pooped herself on a first date while eating food. I would just leave. 0 manners and 0 respect for others while eating. No offense but that's just unattractive and gross to me. I don't care how hot she is.

Had a girl give me a blowjob after a weird hook-up the first time I saw her.

Spent 12 years with her. She fucked off after but left Jewellery, I knew her friend.

I returned it and had many happy years together.

EDIT: only mean the blowjob was unusual.

 

[Rival]

I shit my pants one time and all I was doing was laying on the couch watching tv.

 

[SafeOrAlone]

I shit my pants one time and all I was doing was laying on the couch watching tv.

Sounds haunted.

 

[chromhound]

I shit my pants one time and all I was doing was laying on the couch watching tv.

Do you eat enough fiber?

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Jokes aside this happens to runners often enough that it's a Florida Man meme for joggers getting caught crapping on people's lawns, something about lactic acid buildup hyper stimulating the bowel.

At the end of the day somebody shitting their pants while finishing a marathon is far more than my fat ass is capable of, I can't really criticize too much

 

[Tschumi]

the last time i shat my pants was annoyingly late, i think i was about... 25? i met my bro at a hamburger joint near my house for lunch (I think it was TANK fish and chippery on lygon st, in melbourne, if anyone wants to bond with me over this), and even when i was paying and saying my goodbyes i was fine, but the walking action of the freaking 2 and a half block stretch back home was enough to bring things to a head... Or, to a butthole, to be more precise...

I think this sudden poopSense happens to me often, I wake up feeling okay then when I have my morning coffee suddenly I realise I've got a log on deck, I think I had a full gut then the hamburger just ticked it over the edge... It was one of the biggest dumps I did in years, and yes I just surrendred and my jeans copped the whole load.

I remember a very chunky shower, I am not sure if I kept those jeans, I think only a few gobs of crap made it down the leg to the carpet, heavily scented of parmesan and shit, but I was able to scour the carpet adequately that my live-in ex didn't say "ey did someone shit in here?" when she got home that evening.

 

[Mohonky]

Jokes aside this happens to runners often enough that it's a Florida Man meme for joggers getting caught crapping on people's lawns, something about lactic acid buildup hyper stimulating the bowel.

At the end of the day somebody shitting their pants while finishing a marathon is far more than my fat ass is capable of, I can't really criticize too much

Movement aids in bowel function moving matter through the intestines.

Honestly its hardly a surprise that athletes shit themselves in marathons. Putting the body under strain does that as the body puts emphasis on the cardiovascular system oncreasing lung and heart rate and depth pushing the rest of the system into a more compressed space. Its part of the fight or flight response. For a professional athlete what are you going to do, put off years of training for a big event because you need to take a shit or just keep going not knowing if you'll ever do that well again.

For most athletes, pretty straight forward decision.

Personally I hate it, my stomach is the first thing to go when I get anxious and the first sign of that is my gut telling me I need to shit (sometimes even when I actually dont I just feel badly like I need to).

So I can totally emphasise with these athletes; except I get like that just sitting at the lights in traffic or in the middle of a shopping mall. Not fun.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

I've never shat against my will.

It’s like a game of Russian roulette sometimes.

 

[highrider]

I appreciate a competitive spirit, but that’s a shitty situation. And marathon running isn’t a sport. It’s an exercise competition.

 

[GymWolf]

He is tough as shit.

 

[ParaSeoul]

the last time i shat my pants

How many times have you done this before

 

[Darklor01]

I've never shat against my will.

Wait for that first Colonoscopy buddy.

 

[Tschumi]

How many times have you done this before

i mean, shit (ha ha), i distinctly remember doing it as a young kid.

most recent example i can think of was the aforementioned story.

 

[MightySquirrel]

Not something you'd want to be famous for.

 

[Kenpachii]

This happens so much with triathlon.