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[shuri]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a79_-ZdKrow

That dude plays 18 hours a day, has this blonde chick roaming around him, but the the dude is too busy playing Halo and shit on his xbox.

So which one of you is this guy? Step up for public humiliation

edit: he also attempted to beat a ddr world record...

 

[Cowie]

Watching him scream at the television while playing DDR just made my week.

 

["God's Beard!"]

dude, he plays Shinobi. Trying to pry him from the screen wont work, you gotta set him up a GAF accout.


edit: wait, he plays 18-24 hours a day and he's ripped? Does he play DDR exclusively or what?

 

[twilitesparklemotion]

I'm so not that guy, I don't have the attention span for it.

Spoiler

Also, the blonde is hot. The guy's cute too.

 

[Sinister Hatter]

that blonde girl looks like a dude...

 

[this guy]

Who cares about his addiction, did he win the world record?

 

[ashism]

Man he could at least be addicted to a cool game on a more recent console.

 

[Mandewd]

:lol

 

[shuri]

Man he could at least be addicted to a cool game on a more recent console.

that episode is several years old.

 

[Hootie]

nvm

 

[GenericPseudonym]

Pfffft, not even a chemical addiction. The meth heads make the show, not these pansies.

 

[ashism]

that episode is several years old.

Understandable.
I love the ending:
"He still plays games"

noooo.gif

 

[MikeE21286]

there's obviously something wrong with this guy that's not videogame related...

 

[Mohonky]

Has the chick considered getting into some sexy lingerie and dancing in front of him to get him to take his focus off the game?

Worked fucking quick smart for me.

 

["God's Beard!"]

that episode is several years old.

Shane used to have hair? Wierd.

 

[sprocket]

fake

 

[Regulus Tera]

Only after watching this video do I realise the use of "gaming" instead of "playing" as a verb sounds kinda weird...

 

[ipukespiders]

And his contribution to society is what?

 

[sprsk]

That was totally pointless.

 

[Fantastical]

This show is on right now. It's amazing how parents will enable their children to get addicted.

 

[Truespeed]

Hmm, what's worse - a person with a video game addiction or some who posts a story about a person with a videogame addiction.

 

[Tirade]

Motherfucker looks like Jim Carrey

 

[Truespeed]

that episode is several years old.

Matlock achievement unlocked.

 

[bryehn]

...has this blonde chick roaming around him...

that blonde girl looks like a dude...

...

 

[Haeleos]

I didn't watch the whole thing, but does the mother ever acknowledge that it was her fault?

 

[Fantastical]

I didn't watch the whole thing, but does the mother ever acknowledge that it was her fault?

Yeah, she does because he tried to kill himself when his parents divorced.

 

[TL4E]

This one's hilarious, even though it's clearly staged.

Or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21q8N0Ycg48&feature=related

 

[Link]

Motherfucker looks like Jim Carrey

I was thinking James Franco.

 

[Flunkie]

This one is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Pqo2dWsdM&feature=related

 

[Boss Man]

I was positive that this was a joke until I saw the A&E logo at the bottom of the screen.

 

[Rapping Granny]

Edit: beaten by the squirel

 

[ashism]

It's like...... I'm walking on sunshineeeeee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z3aOmr7mRo

 

[Fantastical]

It's like...... I'm walking on sunshineeeeee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z3aOmr7mRo

Oh my god watch the whole thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8EFb_SeXjg

 

[Proc]

his friend is pretty hot.

 

[Shadowlink]

This one's hilarious, even though it's clearly staged.

Or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21q8N0Ycg48&feature=related

:lol :lol :lol

 

[rollingstart]

what a lightweight

 

[trupclow]

Hmm, great mother:

Dad: "She had to get rid of the excess weight when she decided to go back to school" (aka her family"

Mom: "I got rid of my children to further my career"

Mother of the fucking decade right there!

 

[Carlisle]

I want his gamertag.

 

[0 HP]

This one is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Pqo2dWsdM&feature=related

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

"take this kleenex and use it for a jizz rag b/c i'm not crying for you anymore"

 

[tetrisgrammaton]

:lol better than spinal tap

 

[Truant]

Even the one in the OP looks staged to me. His mom looks like one of those over-acting no-name actors out there. Kinda like that guy who wants to push the detonator in the civilian boat in TDK. I hate those kinds of actors.

 

[Halvie]

.

 

[Musashi Wins!]

That's a total waste of time, but he does talk in an odd, dorky way that I associate with people who talk about games too much in public. He's just a nerdy dude.

 

[Balzac]

Excessive gaming is just a symptom of this guy's depression and definitely not the cause. I'm sure the retreat did him good but weekly/monthly therapy likely would have helped a ton more.

 

[Zombie James]

Well, I just finished about 3 hours straight of Gears 2... does that make me an addict?

*watches video*

I need to move out NOW.

 

[xKilltheMx]

I demand a gif of him going "Mmmm" while shaking his head at 1:10, it would suit this thread fantastically.

 

[alba]

This one is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Pqo2dWsdM&feature=related

:lolmg

 

[andycapps]

Watched King of Kong for the first time last night. I'm picturing this guy as being one of the "competitive gamers" on there. Can't watch this at work so don't know if I'm right or not.

 

[SimpleDesign]

:lolmg

LOL

*Tackles him to the ground*

"STOP JERKING OFF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF?"

:lol

How have I lived without knowing this show existed? :lol

 

[NameGenerated]

LOL

*Tackles him to the ground*

"STOP JERKING OFF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF?"

:lol

How have I lived without knowing this show existed? :lol

That's real? Looks super fake to me. I mean come on, that UPS guy. :lol