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[~Kinggi~]

Its an interesting thing just how a place like Japan has become so insane in the porn world. They do everything, vile and soft over there. And its almost completely male dominant, with all girls acting like they are 12 and being tortured.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

You know Japanese porn is run by the yakuza right?
I'm not sure if they're the best employers for a dumb, horny foreigner.

 

[kittens]

I can't stand Japanese porn. The whimpering sounds and ugly vibrator things are so terrible.

 

[[Clark Gable]]

My dream is to be in a Jav with Nene Aizawa. My transgender crush.

 

[Zips]

I'm sure you could find something if you really tried for it. Most likely some sort of foreigner takes advantage of innocent japanese girl thing. Go to Japan and spend some time poking around.

Aren't there a lot of foreigners teaching English there? I guarantee there's stuff related to that. Though porn covers anything and everything.

I know it seems glamorous, but you may want to reconsider.

 

[Alex Anderson]

*fast forwards to 47:00 for the two minutes of intercourse

 

[Angelus Errare]

There's this YouTube video with audio from some Japanese porn video. Trying to find it, but the girl sounds like a car.

I got you covered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8IYfRkJYY

 

[The Living Tribunal]

Whenever I watch Japanese porn, the girl is always crying or about to. Can't fap to that shit.

OP: Try disguising yourself as a lovecraftian creature.

 

[tino]

You can dress up in one piece track suit and be in the "Invisiblem Man Rape porn".

 

[OrlanisWorks]

If there's a will, there's a way. You will find your way, young grasshumper.

 

[vas_a_morir]

wut

The proceeds go to benefit the people of Africa. Or something, who knows.

 

[Lazy Jones]

I know it seems glamorous, but you may want to reconsider.

Why is that? And I´m not sure glamorous is the adjective I´d use but yeah.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Why is that? And I´m not sure glamorous is the adjective I´d use but yeah.

Because it won't be what you think it is. It's like all these anime nerds who think going to Japan is gonna make their lives super awesome.

 

[Slayven]

They only want white chicks, but they love having black guys.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Probably, OP. Just come up with something cool like "The Anal Adventures of Moé Cthulhu VIII" and try to pitch the idea to some Yakuza boss.

 

[tatsuki]

Never seen one before. Now i need names, for research porpouses.

You don't want them. The majority of the jav girls that do those films aren't very good looking/low tier

 

[triplestation]

invest in earplugs and a good lawnmower

 

[Dai101]

You don't want them. The majority of the jav girls that do those films aren't very good looking/low tier

So, no win situation ......... jpron susxs .......

 

[GoldenEye 007]

You know Japanese porn is run by the yakuza right?
I'm not sure if they're the best employers for a dumb, horny foreigner.

They're doing a terrible job of running things, then.

 

[javac]

Why is he trying to do oral on her nose?

Didn't you know? The way to a woman's heart is through her nose.

 

[MC Safety]

The question you should be asking, Mr. Original Poster, is what measures I can take above and beyond the normal ones to ensure that I, as a white male, will never ever be in a Japanese pornographic movie?

 

[mightynine]

On topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8IYfRkJYY

I lost it. Lost it.

 

[Muffdraul]

Lots of bush in JP porn?

Welp, I know what I'm doing tonight.

 

[genjiZERO]

I'm pretty sure I've seen JAV with White dudes in it. I've definately seen JAV with White chicks in it. But why does it matter? You're just a prop dick anyway. They less they show the dude in a porn the better IMO. If it's because you want to have sex with a Japanese girl it's not really that hard. Go hang out in Hawaii, California or Vancouver - the're all over the place.

Has anyone seen this new thing in JAV where it's Missionary girl on top? It's really weird (and frankly a bit gross) their bodies are positioned so it looks like the girl is doing the guy.

edit:

everyone knows Japanese gameshow porn is the best.

edit 2:

95% of Japanese porn is shit. But when it's good it's the best there is.

 

[Lazy Jones]

The question you should be asking, Mr. Original Poster, is what measures I can take above and beyond the normal ones to ensure that I, as a white male, will never ever be in a Japanese pornographic movie?

Surprised to see so much animosity towards japanese porn.

I suppose it is an aquired taste. Like a fine Chardonnay. But once you get used to the taste you won´t ever settle for anything less again.

 

[commedieu]

Surprised to see so much animosity towards japanese porn.

I suppose it is an aquired taste. Like a fine Chardonnay. But once you get used to the taste you won´t ever settle for anything less again.

I had my pixelated period... theres a season for everything.

OP,

Maybe try a Roger Moore costume?

 

[joe2187]

Can you cluck like a chicken?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IwGEa1gDZo

 

[akira28]

Depends. Do you like getting pegged? How many Japanese guys you figure wanna fap it to a white guy having sex with their JAV idols?

White guy might be in a femdom video, getting bent into pretzel shapes by a Japanese giantess and then dom-fucked.

 

[ipitydatfu]

seen this before. it was pretty nasty

 

[Kangi]

Surprised to see so much animosity towards japanese porn.

I suppose it is an aquired taste. Like a fine Chardonnay. But once you get used to the taste you won´t ever settle for anything less again.

The taste of gasoline can be an acquired taste, too. Doesn't mean it's good.

Heck, I have a thing for Asians and only watch gay porn and therefore don't have to put up with the squealing girls and I STILL would say Japanese porn is among the worst in the industry. I mean, opinions are opinions and everything but if there's an opinion that can be objectively wrong then "Japanese porn is good" has to be it.

 

[Lazy Jones]

I had my pixelated period... theres a season for everything.

The pixelation I can agree about, it´s ridiculous.
Fortunately there are some made for non japanese market that is uncensored.

How many Japanese guys you figure wanna fap it to a white guy having sex with their JAV idols?

Why would they care? It´s not like the japanese males are very good at fucking anyway.

 

[rvy]

There's plenty of black guys, so I don't see why not. Beware of the fucking octopus though. I mean octopuses.

 

[genjiZERO]

Depends. Do you like getting pegged? How many Japanese guys you figure wanna fap it to a white guy having sex with their JAV idols?

White guy might be in a femdom video, getting bent into pretzel shapes by a Japanese giantess and then dom-fucked.

yeah, that's what I was talking about. Is this a new thing? I never noticed until recently.

 

[maquiladora]

I had my pixelated period

 

[Bombadil]

Depends. Do you like getting pegged? How many Japanese guys you figure wanna fap it to a white guy having sex with their JAV idols?

White guy might be in a femdom video, getting bent into pretzel shapes by a Japanese giantess and then dom-fucked.

What does JAV mean?

 

[Dreams-Visions]

seen this before. it was pretty nasty

lol. what the hell compelled you to watch that.

 

[KillGore]

you like high pitch screams?

Do you enjoy crying?

I've always wondered if it's like this for real in Japan. Is this how Japanese people actually have sex or just in film? Seems like a ridiculous question but maybe some women start crying as part of the "act" (like some women fake orgasms)

Japan-GAF?

 

[FSLink]

So can someone explain the crying thing? Also someone should photoshop that one gif with the girl's face being slobbered on with a cover of SFxT.

 

[genjiZERO]

What does JAV mean?

Japanese Adult Video.

So can someone explain the crying thing? Also someone should photoshop that one gif with the girl's face being slobbered on with a cover of SFxT.

It's a submission thing. Also, semi-rape and rape fantasy is common in Japan (and in other parts of Asia). It's just cultural.

 

[Kenshin001]

What´s the chance of being able to be in at least one japanese porno?

Of all the ones I have seen I can only recall seeing one white person. That´s not very promising.
So, hypothetically, if one were to go around to all the JAV producers and ask if you can be in one of their movies how likely is it they would let you?

It is possible. An acquaintance of mine got asked to do a movie, think it was a bukkake movie where a bunch of guys cum all over the girl. But I think it's a matter of knowing the right people and being in the right circles and knowing a bit of Japanese. This guy was always hooking up with women for sex through ads and one thing led to another.

 

[ipitydatfu]

lol. what the hell compelled you to watch that.

one gif led to another... then somebody linked it online. i regretted it

 

[rvy]

I've always wondered if it's like this for real in Japan. Is this how Japanese people actually have sex or just in film? Seems like a ridiculous question but maybe some women start crying as part of the "act" (like some women fake orgasms)

Japan-GAF?

Yes, this is most interesting.

 

[commedieu]

The pixelation I can agree about, it´s ridiculous.
Fortunately there are some made for non japanese market that is uncensored.




Why would they care? It´s not like the japanese males are very good at fucking anyway.

eh, did the job jusssssst fine. LoL. But ya, i can see how its a little cringe worthy now... The girls never really seem like they are enjoying anything. So thats why I just switched over to porn where the people are at least smiling..

philistine.

 

[Thug Waffle]

Any way for an asian guy to be in American porn?

Now we're asking the right questions.

 

[MC Safety]

Surprised to see so much animosity towards japanese porn.

I suppose it is an aquired taste. Like a fine Chardonnay. But once you get used to the taste you won´t ever settle for anything less again.

I think I could settle for uncensored pornography where both parties seem to be actively engaged and interested in sexual activity with one another.

 

[The Omega Man]

Come on OP, you can get laid easier than that.

but he just doesn't want to get laid, he wants japanisu waifu, he uguuu~~~~

 

[Laughing Banana]

This guy:

Shigeo Tokuda, is one of the most prolific Japanese porn actors of all time, playing in more than 350 movies against women from 20-70 years old range. Are you saying you can't beat an old man, OP?

 

[GhostWriter24]

Do you enjoy the sound of fine Italian sports cars revving for 30+ minutes?

If so, yes!

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Do you enjoy crying?

High pitched, whiny, annoying crying.

 

[akira28]

yeah, that's what I was talking about. Is this a new thing? I never noticed until recently.

Nah, it's been going on since the early 00s at least. Well the pegging is new, yeah...ugh..

But Japanese femdom has been going on possibly since the 90s. They would get japanese ex-female glam wrestlers to wear tight sailor suits and pick up Japanese men and lick all over them and then force sex upon them(the men). These women were usually over 6' tall, fairly large bosom, etc. And the whole thing was the men would be assholish in one scene and then the women would just catch them in a back alley and overpower them and drag them up to their apartments for sex-torture. Eventually they'd vary the plots, like forced oil massage, or like face sitting, etc. But usually never the nastier aspects of Japanese porn like...gross stuff until the later years they started getting more hardcore with the pegging and harder femdom stuff. Definitely not a good groove.

Anyway, I saw one of these with a large hispanic woman breast smothering a white guy. It was possibly foreign made and just dubbed over with Japanese language though.

Now we're asking the right questions.

I think theres this scene in this movie with that porn star everyone loves, the one who looks like a pervy "girl next door"? She plays Alice in wonderland, and I think the White rabbit who bangs her is an asian dude. But he wears a rabbit mask for most of the scene..so maybe that's the white guy porn conspiracy thing confirmed.

What does JAV mean?

Japanese Adult Video

disclaimer..yes..tall, thick Japanese women with large breasts and thick thighs are my thing. Tall. I'm like Ahab. '

FreeMufasa, how often do you see such a thing? For real I might need to get back on point. That would be worth one last run.