Anybody else here a spiritual boomer?

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But as with many things, some things don't fit every individual person.
It always cracks me up when I see some dude who looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in 5 years with a bunch of random tattoos all over his arms like pewdiepie. Or some 30 year old cat lady with them. Looks like garbage.

That’s so fucking horrible. Hope nobody takes it personal but that’s so cringe worthy on so many levels.
I find it hard to care what somebody who likes faux 80s stuff thinks is cringeworthy.
 

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Imagine inventing fake things like "spiritual boomer" when it's 2019 and you can just identify as one.

imagine using mlp memes in current year
imagine using the bald man playing baseball meme in current year
 
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I imagine most zoomers and millennials feel as if they're different from the majority.
and theyre all retards
>b-but my tattoos are different
>b-but im depressed
>b-but my hair is dyed a different color
>b-but i dont like ALL the marvel movies
>b-but my normie friends dont like teh dank memez like me
>b-but i call others normies so i cant possibly be one too

This is possibly the wisest thing anyone ever said on GAF
Probably the most retarded thing anyone ever said on GAF
 
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That person is just stupid looking with or without tattoos.
Under all the tattoos, trashy clothes and stupid hair, she's probably a fairly attractive girl. Her current look makes her look like she lives in a drug den and rarely showers.
If I were her father, the last thing I would be doing is showing her off on the Daily Mail.
 
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and theyre all retards
>b-but my tattoos are different
>b-but im depressed
>b-but my hair is dyed a different color
>b-but i dont like ALL the marvel movies
>b-but my normie friends dont like teh dank memez like me
>b-but i call others normies so i cant possibly be one too


Probably the most retarded thing anyone ever said on GAF
you need better friends
 

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This lumping of Gen X into Boomers is starting to drive me a bit mad now. The last of the Boomers were born in 1965 which means in their most prominent teenage years they were most likely listening to Disco.

The older Boomers were more about The Beatles or The Rolling Stones (if they were cool) or stuff like the Supremes and the Dirty Dancing soundtrack if they were into pop.

The hippest Of Boomers were more in line with Grease then they were any of the Punk stuff. Even The Clash and The Ramones were too much for them.

To put it as succinctly as I can, the youngest of the Boomers were still older then you are now (29 vs 31) when Nirvana came out.

Unless you really feel like a 55-75 year old person right now, there isn’t much that you and the Boomers have in common.
 
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This lumping of Gen X into Boomers is starting to drive me a bit mad now. The last of the Boomers were born in 1965 which means in their most prominent teenage years they were most likely listening to Disco.

The older Boomers were more about The Beatles or The Rolling Stones (if they were cool) or stuff like the Supremes and the Dirty Dancing soundtrack if they were into pop.

The hippest Of Boomers were more in line with Grease then they were any of the Punk stuff. Even The Clash and The Ramones were too much for them.

To put it as succinctly as I can, the youngest of the Boomers were still older then you are now (29 vs 31) when Nirvana came out.

Unless you really feel like a 55-75 year old person right now, there isn’t much that you and the Boomers have in common.
These are just stale overused unfunny meme buzzwords that people use in arguments for people or things they don't like.

Like something from the past?
>Haha Le Boomer!

Like something recent?
>Le Zoomer xD

>le greentexting out of 4chan is funny guys!

 

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This lumping of Gen X into Boomers is starting to drive me a bit mad now. The last of the Boomers were born in 1965 which means in their most prominent teenage years they were most likely listening to Disco.

The older Boomers were more about The Beatles or The Rolling Stones (if they were cool) or stuff like the Supremes and the Dirty Dancing soundtrack if they were into pop.

The hippest Of Boomers were more in line with Grease then they were any of the Punk stuff. Even The Clash and The Ramones were too much for them.

To put it as succinctly as I can, the youngest of the Boomers were still older then you are now (29 vs 31) when Nirvana came out.

Unless you really feel like a 55-75 year old person right now, there isn’t much that you and the Boomers have in common.
Cindy and I will go to the malt shop without you then!

These are just stale overused unfunny meme buzzwords that people use in arguments for people or things they don't like.

Like something from the past?
>Haha Le Boomer!

Like something recent?
>Le Zoomer xD

>le greentexting out of 4chan is funny guys!

Shut up xoomer
 

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Ok, time for me to come out of the closet. I'm a spiritual dork.

Except for the fact there was no closet to come out of and it's not spiritual.

Just dork.
 

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This lumping of Gen X into Boomers is starting to drive me a bit mad now. The last of the Boomers were born in 1965 which means in their most prominent teenage years they were most likely listening to Disco.

The older Boomers were more about The Beatles or The Rolling Stones (if they were cool) or stuff like the Supremes and the Dirty Dancing soundtrack if they were into pop.

The hippest Of Boomers were more in line with Grease then they were any of the Punk stuff. Even The Clash and The Ramones were too much for them.

To put it as succinctly as I can, the youngest of the Boomers were still older then you are now (29 vs 31) when Nirvana came out.

Unless you really feel like a 55-75 year old person right now, there isn’t much that you and the Boomers have in common.
The pic in the OP is a "30 year old boomer" i.e an older Millennial or younger Gen Xer.
 

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We should just spam brappy girl with all the best music of that era:

Tool
Nirvana
Pearl Jam
Soundgarden
Alice in Chains
Stone Temple Pilots
Silverchair
Smashing Pumpkins

brap brap are you a sobbing mess yet?
 

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Almost ten years old but still relevant. It accurately captures the kind of young people moving into trendy regenerated areas in England:

 
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I have clear memories growing up in the 70s. Most people on the internet are aliens to me.
 

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It always cracks me up when I see some dude who looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in 5 years with a bunch of random tattoos all over his arms like pewdiepie. Or some 30 year old cat lady with them. Looks like garbage.
The older I get the more I feel like tats are just trash, period. When I was growing up, they were not respected, it was a low class, trashy thing to do, unless you were a vet or something with a meaningful tat, I don't know how we went from that to everyone and their mother getting sleeves done. It's nearly always disposable throwaway garbage "art" that people are paying a shitload for. Buy a painting, it'll last longer and be an asset.
 
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Almost ten years old but still relevant. It accurately captures the kind of young people moving into trendy regenerated areas in England:

Modern.

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The older I get the more I feel like tats are just trash, period. When I was growing up, they were not respected, it was a low class, trashy thing to do, unless you were a vet or something with a meaningful tat, I don't know how we went from that to everyone and their mother getting sleeves done. It's nearly always disposable throwaway garbage "art" that people are paying a shitload for. Buy a painting, it'll last longer and be an asset.
You are not forward thinking enough. When you die you have your skin removed, preserved and displayed on the wall as a piece of art.
 
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But I'm from Ohio though, white boy

It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
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Hit close to your home didn't I?
I don't go on reddit.

We should just spam brappy girl with all the best music of that era:

Tool
Nirvana
Pearl Jam
Soundgarden
Alice in Chains
Stone Temple Pilots
Silverchair
Smashing Pumpkins

brap brap are you a sobbing mess yet?
That's not boomer music that's shitty gen x buttrock.
 
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