Anybody Else Poop Costanza Style?

[Cauliflower of Love]

I did it without a shirt and I don't know why but it just feels...right. I also like to go pants-less too.

Also, since we're on the subject, is it normal to have a twice a week bowel movement?

Nope, you need once every two days bare minimum. 1-2 times per day is normal.

 

[Mashing]

This is now the Official Thread of All Things Poop.

Make it so mods!

 

[USD]

I used to poop to naked but don't do it (often) anymore, but at the very least I take off my shirt, my shoes, and my socks. It's the only way to do it.

 

[HolyStar]

When I was younger I would take all my clothes off when I had to do the business. Now I just do it normally. I like taking all the clothes off so you don't feel as constrained.

 

[Lonestar]

Holy shit, you guys poop too???

 

[UnholySpectacle]

Holy shit, you guys poop too???

Wait till Bish comes in here and gives someone a new tag. POOPTACULAR thread.:lol

 

[Lonestar]

As of this reply, a certain word has been used 44 times. FORTY FOUR!

 

[Geek]

I had a good friend in college who had to get completely naked for poop time, every time.

 

[Tobor]

But when you wipe, do you wipe up...or down? Think about it.

 

[Koomaster]

But when you wipe, do you wipe up...or down? Think about it.

In tight concentric circles every time.

I poop with my socks off.

 

[funkmastergeneral]

But when you wipe, do you wipe up...or down? Think about it.

most of the time I don't even bothering wiping, I just hop in the shower. Now matter how much I wipe, due to my incredibly hairy ass, there's always going to be shit remnants.

 

[ziegen]

Ever get a fart stuck behind a shit and while you're pushing the fart gains way and rockets the stool into the toilet causing a cascade of post-defecation fecal matter and water to shoot invariably straight up your asshole?

:lol :lol :lol

I usually run around my house with just boxers or shorts on or something I'm usually shirtless to begin with. I poop naked alot as well.

Now for the real question: Do you stand or sit to wipe?

I'm a sitter...you already have cheek seperation, so it's easy to slide it through without mushing the poop around your cheeks when you stand up. yuch.

 

[Illuminati]

But when you wipe, do you wipe up...or down? Think about it.

I use the sea shells.

I had a good friend in college who had to get completely naked for poop time, every time.

That is disturbing. Did he change in the stall? I hate when my stuff touches anything in public bathrooms.



This thread is making me all emotional, just like when I poop.

 

[Variable]

Now for the real question: Do you stand or sit to wipe?

I'm a sitter...you already have cheek seperation, so it's easy to slide it through without mushing the poop around your cheeks when you stand up. yuch.

Not this shit again!

 

[Saitou]

I poop naked.



I'm not fucking kidding.

Oh, and bidets are commonplace in Argentina. I always have problems when going abroad due to this.

 

[Rezbit]

:lol :lol Jesus I'm dying of laughter here! I have to say, I am a positively generic pooper. I drop the pants, let her go, lift one cheek, wipe, flush. I suppose you could say I'm a blue-collar pooper.

 

[RevenantKioku]

Wait... so there's people who if they were pooping in the middle of the night, would put a shirt on before going to the can?

Wait, people sleep without a shirt on? I just can't do it, man.

 

[regrib]

I poop naked.



I'm not fucking kidding.

Oh, and bidets are commonplace in Argentina. I always have problems when going abroad due to this.

so... in Argentina people always wash their assholes after pooping? tell me more about his magical "bidet"!

I've seen them in hotels abroad but I never used them...

 

[Variable]

so... in Argentina people always wash their assholes after pooping? tell me more about his magical "bidet"!

I've seen them in hotels abroad but I never used them...

They are great, you can wash your ass, and then turn up the power and take a drink like a water fountain.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Also, since we're on the subject, is it normal to have a twice a week bowel movement?

The clinical rule of thumb is that more than 3x a day is too many and less than 3x a week is too few.

 

[travisbickle]

How the hell do people get poo on their shirts?

Had an ensuite in my last flat so I used to poo naked with the door open all the time, now my flatmates are disgusted when I do it, 2 girls.

The main thing I worry about is my penis touching the inside of the toilet bowl, think how may germs are there!!

 

[CurlySaysX]

yes!
Doing the poo without a shirt is great for 2 reasons.
1- if you do a stinky one, the smell doesn't hang around your shirt all day long.
2 - wiping is less risky.

 

[Variable]

Is that why people wear those shirts that don't go past their belly button?

 

[Saitou]

so... in Argentina people always wash their assholes after pooping? tell me more about his magical "bidet"!

I've seen them in hotels abroad but I never used them...

Well, you open the tap and water comes squirting into your bunghole at a moderate pressure. Helps clear away all the nasty poop bits. After that, dry and wipe what wasn't washed away.


I know it sounds stupid, but it makes my ass feel so clean.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

How the hell do people get poo on their shirts?

Had an ensuite in my last flat so I used to poo naked with the door open all the time, now my flatmates are disgusted when I do it, 2 girls.

The main thing I worry about is my penis touching the inside of the toilet bowl, think how may germs are there!!

About half the time I forget about that and my little guy hits the water. It disgusts me every time.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

yes!
Doing the poo without a shirt is great for 2 reasons.
1- if you do a stinky one, the smell doesn't hang around your shirt all day long.
2 - wiping is less risky.

Either a) you have ridiculously strong shits or b) you have a ridiculously strong nose

 

[Desperado]

I think I'm the only person in the world who poops facing the tank. When I was potty-trained, my parents never told me which way to face, so I just assumed that I would face the same way as I do when I pee.

Meh. It's a lot more comfortable, IMO.

 

[beelzebozo]

:lol

what the fuck

 

[demon]

I think I'm the only person in the world who poops facing the tank. When I was potty-trained, my parents never told me which way to face, so I just assumed that I would face the same way as I do when I pee.

Meh. It's a lot more comfortable, IMO.

 

[beelzebozo]

and in your formative years--before it became hopelessly embarrassing for someone to see you pooping--they never saw you and forced you to turn around? i mean, do you hug the tank? i'd think without the natural curvature of the seat holding you in, you'd be hanging on for dear life

 

[bud]

I think I'm the only person in the world who poops facing the tank. When I was potty-trained, my parents never told me which way to face, so I just assumed that I would face the same way as I do when I pee.

Meh. It's a lot more comfortable, IMO.

omg:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Saitou]

I think I'm the only person in the world who poops facing the tank. When I was potty-trained, my parents never told me which way to face, so I just assumed that I would face the same way as I do when I pee.

Meh. It's a lot more comfortable, IMO.

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

I think I'm the only person in the world who poops facing the tank. When I was potty-trained, my parents never told me which way to face, so I just assumed that I would face the same way as I do when I pee.

Meh. It's a lot more comfortable, IMO.

 

[kennah]

:lol How many of us are going to go try that now?

 

[Desperado]

fuck you guys

I hate public bathrooms, especially for pooping, but when I do use them to poop, I poop the 'right' way...

With most seat and toilet types in houses and my dorm [private bath], it's fine for s[h]itting my way.

 

[The Spacepope]

I think I'm the only person in the world who poops facing the tank. When I was potty-trained, my parents never told me which way to face, so I just assumed that I would face the same way as I do when I pee.

Meh. It's a lot more comfortable, IMO.

:lol :lol

Oh shit I just fell off my chair laughing.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

I think I'm the only person in the world who poops facing the tank. When I was potty-trained, my parents never told me which way to face, so I just assumed that I would face the same way as I do when I pee.

Meh. It's a lot more comfortable, IMO.

:lol

Holy shit, I have got to try this. I have something to look forward to today.

 

[beelzebozo]

you mean you have something to look backward to

 

[OxtheMidget]

I poop with no clothes on. It's the only way to go!

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

you mean you have something to look backward to

:lol :lol :lol

 

[beelzebozo]

(neutral) Desperado
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[Pokeylongo]

When I poop, I have to unlace my shoelaces and use them to asphyxiate myself.

 

[perryfarrell]

I think I'm the only person in the world who poops facing the tank. When I was potty-trained, my parents never told me which way to face, so I just assumed that I would face the same way as I do when I pee.

Meh. It's a lot more comfortable, IMO.

Wha

 

[bud]

sitting like that means the urine will splatter on you and that you can actually look at your own poop. why would anyone want to be able to look at their own poop--the area that's ''exposed'' is a lot bigger than what would normally be the case.

 

[Wes]

Holy crap at Desperado :lol :lol Give him a tag!

 

[Suburban Cowboy]

hows that even comfortable? You have to straddle the tank...

 

[bud]

you can't even comfortably read a mag when you sit like that. :/

 

[kennah]

Sure, you'd have somewhere to lay it down, prop your elbows up

 

[Desperado]

sitting like that means the urine will splatter on you and that you can actually look at your own poop. why would anyone want to be able to look at their own poop--the area that's ''exposed'' is a lot bigger than what would normally be the case.

Urine splatter? Nope. I don't get how it would cause that when compared to sitting correctly.

Also, one benefit is being able to fold my arms on the tank and rest my head if I want to.

 

[bud]

:lol