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[Tesseract]

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

HELL YES. I'm glad there's a thread on this. I have always wanted to be a Pokemon since Red/Blue. I want to be Mew. Cute and mysterious.

and well taken care of.

 

[Kokonoe]

Not even close buddy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45795737&postcount=10549

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490974&page=231

 

[Travado]

I hear Kotaku is hiring, you should totally apply for a writing job.

lol

 

[balddemon]

Did you guys know there is a site that people post Pokefantasies and super creepy shit? No clue what it was/is, but I remember getting linked to it from Smogon back in the day.


like they literally worship pokemon

 

[Count Snackula]

You Pokephiles should look up to your God, Justinrpg. Have some NSFW education in this link.

An example of the back hole you are going down when you want to be pokemon with lyrics:




"Vorarephilia, vorarephilia I got to be swallowed whole, by a dragoness
Unbirthed by Moltres, up the vagina, I am loving this vore time
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, inside Sephiroth’s stomach
I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole
Shrinking down to an inch tall to be swallowed by Aeris
Going through a full trip of Lugia, scat and urine
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
Macrophilia often a vore situation
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
I want to stay in a Bengal tigers stomach alive, vorarephilia, vorarephilia
There’s female genital vore, unbirth, oral vore, swallowing, and more out there to explore.
in the catgirl’s mouth, about ready to be swallowed
Lugia swallowed me whole, inside Lugia’s stomach alive
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
Being swallowed, being swallowed, being swallowed
Being swallowed, by a wild bird, inside the bird’s stomach, pooped out the other side
I want to stay in a Bengal tiger’s stomach alive, vorarephilia, vorarephilia
There’s female genital vore, unbirth, oral vore, swallowing, and more out there to explore.
Vorarephilia, I am a voraphile, want to be swallowed whole by a girl
Hentai, vore, giantess, bestiality all summed up to in this fantasy
Looking at vore pics, eka’s portal, voraphiles connect
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
Macrophilia often a vore situation
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
Vorarephilia, vorarephilia, being swallowed all the time, going through the digestive system
A Female Bengal tiger swallowed me whole, after shrinking down
I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole
I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole
I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole
I am a voraphile, loved to be swallowed whole
Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia,
Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia,
Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia, Vorarephilia"

—JustinRPG, truly the Bob Dylan of our era

Be careful guys.

 

[CassSept]

You Pokephiles should look up to your God, Justinrpg. Have some NSFW education in this link.

An example of the back hole you are going down when you want to be pokemon with lyrics:



—JustinRPG, truly the Bob Dylan of our era

Be careful guys.

Amazing, this is Like A Rolling Stone of the XXI century.

 

[qq more]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45795737&postcount=10549

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490974&page=231

MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Can I just be Brock? I hear he's pretty good with the Ladies.

 

[Grakl]

HELL YES. I'm glad there's a thread on this. I have always wanted to be a Pokemon since Red/Blue. I want to be Mew. Cute and mysterious.

and well taken care of.

lol

You Pokephiles should look up to your God, Justinrpg. Have some NSFW education in this link.

Blech. You know, there was a thread earlier on GAF that was basically about vore? Scary stuff.

edit: oh my god those pics lmao. I shouldn'tve clicked.

 

[Boss Man]

I remember in elementary school (this is when Pokemon was new) we had a thing where everyone wrote down what they wanted to be when they grew up. When I went to turn mine in, I saw that one of them said "POKEmAn" and another one said "fIREtrucK." I will never forget that.

 

[ffdgh]

You Pokephiles should look up to your God, Justinrpg. Have some NSFW education in this link.

...Wat the fak did I just see? Moltress forever desecrated.

 

[Boss Doggie]

oh god why

See this is why you should only limit yourselves into hugging pokemon.

Like hugging Joltiks.

Lots and lots of Joltiks.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

oh wait. I want to be the one that looks like an angry vagina:

Clitpit?

 

[PandaPedinte]

Why could you want to be a pokémon if you could be Gary Oak?

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[zoukka]

Amazing gif! Needs a longer "blank" ending to make it perfect.

 

[Kageshinzo]

 

[Tellaerin]

Anyone want to be a Pokemon for some reason?

 

[Refyref]

Amazing gif! Needs a longer "blank" ending to make it perfect.

I'm not very good at this, but I tried:

 

[ThatObviousUser]

This is amazingly perfect.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

I'm not very good at this, but I tried:

Longer. 1.5 sec

 

[Boss Doggie]

It looked more like Homer's being sucked in by GAF

 

[sn00zer]

Can I just be Brock? I hear he's pretty good with the Ladies.

Best answer

 

[PreyingShark]

I wouldn't mind being a Zebstrika. Aside from the obvious "benefit", running around at really fast speeds sounds like lots of fun.

 

[Pikma]

I want to be Girafarig, that way I would be taller.

 

[Grisby]

You should get with that Gaf member who wants to be a dragon.

And like, 'evolve' or something I dunno.

 

[ffdgh]

You should get with that Gaf member who wants to be a dragon.

And like, 'evolve' or something I dunno.

They're the same person.

 

[apana]

I would probably be a Kuriboh:

 

[Grisby]

They're the same person.

Well, that makes things easier then I suppose.

 

[Zek]

Anyone want to be a Pokemon for some reason?

uh YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgkZIXQS1xA

 

[Crapitalism]

I already have a bulbasaur in my pants.

 

[tilde]

 

[Escape Goat]

I want to be a pony.

 

[ohNOitsRO]

This thread is four times stranger than it should be, and twice less as entertaining as I was expecting

 

[UltimateIke]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45795737&postcount=10549

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490974&page=231

LOL. I'm not sure how to take that second link.

If anything I have ever posted has ever bothered anyone, I'm not even sorry.

 

[zroid]

This thread is four times stranger than it should be, and twice less as entertaining as I was expecting

I think you mean "half" lol

 

[BeauRoger]

and people complain about the BSN forums..

 

[daripad]

Lately I feel like being a Chespin for some reason. Maybe it's because I can't resist being adorable or something, right? It makes me wanna Chespin, even if only for a day.

That said, if you could be any Pokémon you like, what you'd want to be?

Cuteness Overload
Member
01-23-2013, 10:11 AM

 

[SmithnCo]

You seem to feel like being a lot of things.

 

[McLovin]

I've wanted to be a dog before... Sometimes a bird. Never a Pokemon.

 

[SteeloDMZ]

OP, if you set your mind to it, you could be anything.

 

[Xun]

Why the hell did I come to the gaming side of NeoGAF?