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Aonuma: Zelda Wii U will challenge series conventions.
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AceBandage
Banned
Blood and boobs?
No wait!
Guns and hookers!
No wait!
Guns and hookers!
ShockingAlberto
Member
Best Zelda ever confirmed!
I am getting in on the ground floor of the overhype this time.
I am getting in on the ground floor of the overhype this time.
obijkenobi
Member
DeathbyVolcano
Banned
Cool, I'm excited for the game that will come out in 6 years
ALL FOUR!
Talladega Knight
Member
we need to post a delorean pic everytime something is said like this.
better than zelda fitzgerald?
Few! I thought it was out next year.
nckillthegrimace
Member
Whatever they do, I hope it uses the MotionPlus instead of the tablet.
...yeah, that's not happening.
...yeah, that's not happening.
3. They want it out in 3 years.
ShockingAlberto
Member
The only notable thing she's ever done is inspire the Great Gatsby.
K
kittens
Unconfirmed Member
I can't wait to play Skyward Sword. Finals are almost over.
Mama Robotnik
Member
Not played Skyward Sword yet so can't contribute on that front.
But looking at Nintendo's broader franchises, the idea of using the tablet as an interface for Samus' suit, giving access to the mapping systems, weapons controls, energy distribution levels, radar and even using it to download ancient Chozo archives to sift through at my leisure, is tantalising. It could really add to the tension too, knowing that while we check this information the world does not pause on the big screen, emphasising the need to find somewhere safe.
That would be an exciting change of conventions, hope Retro is already on it.
But looking at Nintendo's broader franchises, the idea of using the tablet as an interface for Samus' suit, giving access to the mapping systems, weapons controls, energy distribution levels, radar and even using it to download ancient Chozo archives to sift through at my leisure, is tantalising. It could really add to the tension too, knowing that while we check this information the world does not pause on the big screen, emphasising the need to find somewhere safe.
That would be an exciting change of conventions, hope Retro is already on it.
nckillthegrimace
Member
I can't wait to play the Great Gatsby dungeon.
-Pyromaniac-
Member
As long as they don't over incorporate any mechanic where you have to hold the controller up to the tv I'm hyped.
Mr Touchdown
Member
They need to keep the impressionist art style. Skyward Sword is frigging beautiful.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
Haven't played SS yet, but the series needs difficulty levels. Easy mode with all the hand holdy, explain everything bullshit, and another mode with all of that taken out.
Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
So they picked up that GAFfers idea about Link getting tortured and Zelda getting raped
JordanLMiller
Member
You use the remote as the sword and the wii u pad as the shield.
shadyspace
Banned
Zelda Fitzgerald wasn't the inspiration for Daisy Buchanan contrary to popular belief.
Just Zelda fishing game, that's all we ever wanted
Foxy Fox 39
Banned
Played skyward, wasn't impressed. It was like playing OOT and encountering the owl at every possible moment. Couldn't take it so I stopped. Seemed a bit uninspired as well. Hopefully the Wii U one will challenge zelda conventions like MM did.
MM to me was perfection. Loved it.
MM to me was perfection. Loved it.
AceBandage
Banned
Sapiens
Member
The Matureness we've all been craving. Yes.
With voice acting and all the other horrible things people want in Zelda.
Zelda: Raging Storm.
Enter Link, totally non-gay super straight, man with huge pecs and shit. Fucking armour and shit. Awesome long sword bigger than Clouds. He's like, shiney from sweat from always working out. Like, a man's man. Shit yeah.
Zelda is this hot ass woman with huge tits, but this time, you get to play as her in Co-Op mode. She ain't take prisoners. Panty shots and stuff. She uses a hand blades as weapons. She's like kinda into other chicks and shit, but she always wants to bone Link - but Link is like too motivated to fuck her all the time.
Gannon looks like a cross between, like, a dude with chainsaws and a Harlery davidson dude. Cigar chomping and shit.
Gannon - or Gan - which is cooler because it has one syl, syllaa, sylabb, um, one word sound - is like taking all the world hostage with aliens and shit.
Link has a gun now though - and he like, shoots Gan, but he deflects the bullets...with his light saver. Yeah, it's kind of like star wars because that was lame what they did to the preekwels(?) so you need Zelda to make it cool again.
The end, instead of beating Gan's magic back and forth, you have to use BULLETS to deflect each other's bullets.
At the end, cue an awesome Guitar remix of the Zelda theme - I think I can find this for you, Nintendo from the internet.
With voice acting and all the other horrible things people want in Zelda.
Zelda: Raging Storm.
Enter Link, totally non-gay super straight, man with huge pecs and shit. Fucking armour and shit. Awesome long sword bigger than Clouds. He's like, shiney from sweat from always working out. Like, a man's man. Shit yeah.
Zelda is this hot ass woman with huge tits, but this time, you get to play as her in Co-Op mode. She ain't take prisoners. Panty shots and stuff. She uses a hand blades as weapons. She's like kinda into other chicks and shit, but she always wants to bone Link - but Link is like too motivated to fuck her all the time.
Gannon looks like a cross between, like, a dude with chainsaws and a Harlery davidson dude. Cigar chomping and shit.
Gannon - or Gan - which is cooler because it has one syl, syllaa, sylabb, um, one word sound - is like taking all the world hostage with aliens and shit.
Link has a gun now though - and he like, shoots Gan, but he deflects the bullets...with his light saver. Yeah, it's kind of like star wars because that was lame what they did to the preekwels(?) so you need Zelda to make it cool again.
The end, instead of beating Gan's magic back and forth, you have to use BULLETS to deflect each other's bullets.
At the end, cue an awesome Guitar remix of the Zelda theme - I think I can find this for you, Nintendo from the internet.
JordanLMiller
Member
lol I haven't played SS yet so I hope you're exaggerating.
TheDarkKnight774
Member
I'm skeptical they'll remove one of the worst trends that its been saddled with..namely the forced hand holding that's leached onto the system and won't let go.
I honestly wouldn't get my hopes up. If they didn't fix that shit between TP and SS, why would they now? >_>
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