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[Damigos]

Me wants

 

[Mr Hyde]

 

[MHubert]

Anything is a sex doll if you're brave enough

Gaf, home of the brave

 

[Hudo]

Looks like it’s going for $2600 new.

You say that as if any sane person would even consider buying it used.

 

[FeralEcho]

You can get that.

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

I'd wait for the 1:1, definitely.

Not even hardcore FF fan.

 

[RagnarokIV]

would

 

[Bloobs]

 

[Skifi28]

1:2 or even 1:1 is just not enough. I want a 3x scale Tifa to fit in places you just can't on a regular sized one.

 

[TintoConCasera]

They are going to love this at the italian senate.

 

[Danjin44]

 

[Bloobs]

 

[Danjin44]

 

[demigod]

How much?!?!

 

[Paasei]

I don’t need to be a fan of FF to be a fan of Tifa in general, tbh.

 

[Gexxy1]

Anyway, I would get one of Yuffie. Because she actually makes me laugh and shit, and is a interesting character.

...And is a minor. Just your type.

 

[Shake Your Rump]

That guy 100% tried to fuck that doll.

You don't wanna know what I'd do with it...

would

It’s difficult to understand his voice, but at the end he says the “hole” is only big enough for a ball-point pen. So, I guess if you literally have a pencil dick…

 

[FunkMiller]

1/2 scale?

That'll make her about the same size as a six year old child.

 

[Shadowplay1979]

the guy in the video sounds just like the guy who would collect these things and make the video

 

[AJUMP23]

This both amazing in craftmanship and disturbing.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

No matter how bad my life gets, I can remind myself that there’s some 40 year old virgin trying to have sex with a $2600 Tifa doll the size of a toddler.

 

[ssringo]

It's a nice looking doll but geez. I'd need Cloud as well so I could at least pretend I wanted it as a fan and not as a big ol' perv. Which i am but, you know, gotta try and keep up appearances.

 

[Skifi28]

...And is a minor. Just your type.

Hey, she was like 16 in 1997. Bitch is in her 40s now.

 

[FoxMcChief]

I don’t think that dudes into sex with dolls either though.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Looks like it’s going for $2600 new. Probably not something to ever buy used unless there’s a different kind of fetish involved

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I like my dolls like I like my steaks……….sloppy!

 

[danklord]

No, I am not.

This stuff makes me extremely uncomfortable, and even as a "ha ha its a joke" -- it's not.

 

[Bojji]

Fully modeled pussy?

 

[Skifi28]

Fully modeled pussy?

Found it:

This stuff makes me extremely uncomfortable, and even as a "ha ha its a joke" -- it's not.

Spoiler

Sorry, I just had to, it was stronger than me

 

[danklord]

Found it:

Spoiler

Sorry, I just had to, it was stronger than me

Easy money

 

[Three]

Fully modeled pussy?

 

[Bojji]

I mean, look at this:

Spoiler

I was just asking question, damn

 

[GymWolf]

The face is off.

 

[Doom85]

The face is off.

 

[Portugeezer]

Anything is a sex doll if you're brave enough

A hole's a hole.

 

[Gojiira]

Yes, yes I want it…Love Tifa…Not ashamed at all, I want it and one of Lady Maria…

EDIT - Theres a goddamn 1:1….Give me now

 

[PeteBull]

I see Gaf sniffed out some new merch from my beloved ff7 ...

 

[SHA]

That's depressing, not entertaining, there's a difference.

 

[Fahdis]

Woulda been my proudest fap if it was a 1/2 of Barret.

 

[Euler007]

Good time to be a divorce attorney.

 

[ShadyAcshuns]

Is she 60 frames per second?

 

[EruditeHobo]

I like a nice pair of titties on a character that excites me, not on a character that puts me sleep.

Anyway, I would get one of Yuffie. Because she actually makes me laugh and shit, and is a interesting character.

Oh man, dismiss Tifa as "boring waifu" and then hold up that the annoying chatterbox, creepily young-presenting equivalent? Not even Aeris as the alternative??

I'm an Aeris guy, so I do agree on some level that the Tifa fanboyism is a little crazy. But to go to Yuffie, that does strike me as interesting when the context is a silicone... almost sex-doll, essentially?

 

[Badlucktroll]

 

[Moriarty1889]

So it’s basically a silicone doll much like the sex dolls they make of that type but with a Tifa head on it. There are other sites with pics and information on her. She is 31.5 inches tall, that is pretty big for a collectible. Little weird but they make anything nowadays it seems.

 

[newtypepilot]

definitely sold out in italy

 

[Rockondevil]

Never played FF but this seems like a good starting point.

 

[Dorfdad]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I am a man of honor and I would be betraying Hotaru (Dagashi Kashi).

It's not a question of being man enough. I'm just not in to the polyamory lifestyle.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I would buy 20 of them if they were of Yuffie that is

 

[Unknown?]

EviLore 1/2 scale? Pfft, amateurs. The REAL FF fans will be getting the upcoming 1/1 scale Tifa.

I prefer the 3/1 scale.

 

[poodaddy]

I would buy 20 of them if they were of Yuffie that is

She's 16....