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Are you sick of tennis crotch shots?

What say you? WHAT SAY YOU?

  • I'm with you, it's tiresome AF. Woooo.

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • I care not.

    Votes: 8 22.2%
  • Stfu, long may this continue. Woooo.

    Votes: 25 69.4%

  • Total voters
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Tschumi

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Hear me out.

This is entirely divorced from the gender wars, if i was getting sweaty, hairy (or, come to think of it, Brazilian waxed) ballsack shocks of Djokovic I'd fucking hate that too, and rightly so.

I'm just like ... It's a sport. It's highly physical. The players are athletic, often heavily muscled, entirely devoted to their craft. What fat pervy slob came up with the idea that they need to execute this gut-busting sport in miniskirts that would embarrass the grottiest of bar flies? Someone less admirable than me, that's for sure.


Darkroom photographer comment: "no.. no... no... ah...mmmmoney."

Your annoyance at being forced fed gender politics is to gender politics as my annoyance at tennis crotch shots is to tennis.

This is an industry that routinely rewards the kind of pantstained, finger sniffing, darkroom panting photographers that you usually only find nightcrawling on snuff porn sets. Boooo.


Darkroom photographer comment: "egads you can see the whole anatomy.. magnificent...what sport does she play again?"

Admire the new young talent for her graceful forehand? Better try to crop out the electric orange hotpants that have flipped out of her skin tight pencil dress again, like every other point in the match. Think they're a bit too young to be portrayed that way? Reticent to learn of the exact contours of a mother's birth orifice? Gtfo it's SW19.


Darkroom photographer comment: "Helloooo little one. Shit, what? She's 18 in her first ever grand slam?... That's legal! Cor, look at the lighting on this one..."

boo GIF

I'm not saying i don't like flattering photos of pretty girls, I'm saying these are the opposite of flattering and you have to be seriously depraved to think it's crucial that you cop a gawp at the pussy every time a female tennis player steps on court.
 
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FireFistAce

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they should at least have the choice to wear shorts or whatever

but then guys like OP, with terrabytes of high res crotch shot images on their hard drives, will have nothing to wack off to
You’re telling me there’s a law that prevents tennis women from wearing shorts?
 
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You’re telling me there’s a law that prevents tennis women from wearing shorts?
Wimbledon has a strict dress code for men and women i.e they can only wear white.

But don't worry, soon it will be considered racist/sexist/whatever and Wimbledon will have to change its evil ways.
 
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Tschumi

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You’re telling me there’s a law that prevents tennis women from wearing shorts?
This is a good point. It's certainly ingrained. But like if Jonah Lomu could play Rugby in shorts these girls could.

New Zealand All Blacks Sport GIF by Rugby World Cup
 
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FireFistAce

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This is a good point. It's certainly ingrained. But like if Jonah Lomu could play Rugby in shorts these girls could.

New Zealand All Blacks Sport GIF by Rugby World Cup
Maybe they feel that skirts are better for mobility. A bit like cyclists wearing those ugly lycra.
 
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*Nightwing

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Nope
No one here keeps up with tennis?

Clothes are literally in the rules both for men and women per each competition rules. You have little to no choice on what you wear in competition, and no major competition allows women to not wear skirts of some sort
 
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Nope
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FireFistAce

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No one here keeps up with tennis?

Clothes are literally in the rules both for men and women per each competition rules. You have little to no choice on what you wear in competition, and no major competition allows women to not wear skirts of some sort
Roland Garros and US Open do.
 

Rest

All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
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Just looks like action shots.
 

Tschumi

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^done

..your serve…


After all, female players don’t have to wear dresses or skirts. There is nothing in the Grand Slam rule book that forbids simply wearing, say, shorts. It requires only “clean and customarily acceptable tennis attire,” as “determined by each respective Grand Slam Tournament.”


Are you half asleep? Why are you saying such assertive bullshit?
 

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Are you entirely sure you dont have latent homosexual tendencies?

Or was it a sneaky way to post tennis upskirts?
 

strange headache

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So you're telling me that women are not fawning over Agassi?



What about Ronaldo going topless?



They certainly seem to enjoy it:



Athletic people are aesthetic and they know it.



It has been like that since ancient times.
 

Coolwhhip

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Dont worry, the fat twitter cunts will nag Wimbledon until women have to wear burkas at the tourney.
 
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Tschumi

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So you're telling me that women are not fawning over Agassi?



What about Ronaldo going topless?



They certainly seem to enjoy it:



Athletic people are aesthetic and they know it.



It has been like that since ancient times.
Google "dick bulge" and you'll have a more accurate comparison
Gotta admit, the ones from behind are much better. You're right, OP.

That is indeed a fair bit better.

But still, imagine if baseball pitchers shoved the next pitch ball in their gstring every play lol
 
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ItsGreat

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Runners running in their knickers is the funniest.

Once the race has finished they're all faffing around pulling knickers out of their cracks.

A bit of flesh for sponsorship. Age old business model.
 
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Nobody_Important

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To be honest I have never even thought about it until just now.
 

BigBooper

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Google "dick bulge" and you'll have a more accurate comparison

That is indeed a fair bit better.

But still, imagine if baseball pitchers shoved the next pitch ball in their gstring every play lol
Yea, I don't know. I know they're having a lot of penalties for "sticky stuff" on the balls lately.
 
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