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Australians.

ROMhack

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Seriously, I was in a pub earlier and about 50 Australians walked in.

Ten minutes later the whole place erupted into a collection of deafening roars.

The barman came over to explain that were playing darts. He also explained they were Australian and that's what they do.

Then a boomerang flew past my head.

Some of this really happened.
 
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real1

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can anyone else tell an australian by their mouth? growing up watching steve irwin, its sort of a hidden talent ive learned.
 
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Mista

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You better write upside down for them to understand mate
 
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sevoro

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Who do Aussies like more? Steve Irwin or Crocodile Dundee guy?

Just Googled that Fosters beer isnt popular there? Why?
Steve Irwin, that man is a national treasure.

Have no idea why, all I know is that city people prefer Heineken, and the rural people love drinking XXXX Gold.

I speak from a Sidneysider perspective btw.
 
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matt404au

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Yes, it was a funnel web, luckily antivenom was nearby and ready. Before that though I squashed it and several smaller bugs came out.

Also once caught a redback spider for the Australian museum, I was not paid for this.
Farkin oaf m8 you got bit by one of these fuckers?

 
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sevoro

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Farkin oaf m8 you got bit by one of these fuckers?

Yeah mate, was working in a lab helping to rear locusts. Overnight all sorts of spiders would suddenly pop up and make their home near the locusts' habitats, we had to clear them out. We'd also occasionally see egg sacs, had to grab it with our barehands if there were no gloves. Just another normal day in Australia.
 
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matt404au

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Yeah mate, was working in a lab helping to rear locusts. Overnight all sorts of spiders would suddenly pop up and make their home near the locusts' habitats, we had to clear them out. We'd also occasionally see egg sacs, had to grab it with our barehands if there were no gloves. Just another normal day in Australia.
Fuck. That. Shit. No, that is not normal :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
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King of Foxes

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I was a bar tender during university and I must admit I developed a poor general opinion of Australians.

1. They always started fights for no reason
2. They would say "Yeah aye im from *insert some town name* thats in Australia.....*looks at you expecting you to be impressed*(overheard this a pick up line that only worked on fat English ladies)
3. Their women are like men in how they act, generally overweight and not very feminine at all but thats the same for English ladies also

But i was also told by quite a few auzzies and New Zelanders that Australians on vacation are dickheads.

I dont hate Australians but if I ever owned a bar/hostel i would prefer not to have them come in

No bully
 

sevoro

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I was a bar tender during university and I must admit I developed a poor general opinion of Australians.

1. They always started fights for no reason
2. They would say "Yeah aye im from *insert some town name* thats in Australia.....*looks at you expecting you to be impressed*(overheard this a pick up line that only worked on fat English ladies)
3. Their women are like men in how they act, generally overweight and not very feminine at all but thats the same for English ladies also

But i was also told by quite a few auzzies and New Zelanders that Australians on vacation are dickheads.

I dont hate Australians but if I ever owned a bar/hostel i would prefer not to have them come in

No bully
I must ask, which state? Which uni?
 

GameChanger

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"About 160 000 convicts were brought to Australia from 1788 until 1868."
I think they are in great shape now though litterally lots of the models live there.
 
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nush

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I was a bar tender during university and I must admit I developed a poor general opinion of Australians.

1. They always started fights for no reason
2. They would say "Yeah aye im from *insert some town name* thats in Australia.....*looks at you expecting you to be impressed*(overheard this a pick up line that only worked on fat English ladies)
3. Their women are like men in how they act, generally overweight and not very feminine at all but thats the same for English ladies also

But i was also told by quite a few auzzies and New Zelanders that Australians on vacation are dickheads.

I dont hate Australians but if I ever owned a bar/hostel i would prefer not to have them come in

No bully
Never in my entire life have I ever met an Australian that wasn't sound.as.fuck. This was from a very early age where my imported kindergarten teacher from Aus took a shine to me and called me her little Kookaburra.
 

Cunth

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I was a bar tender during university and I must admit I developed a poor general opinion of Australians.

1. They always started fights for no reason
2. They would say "Yeah aye im from *insert some town name* thats in Australia.....*looks at you expecting you to be impressed*(overheard this a pick up line that only worked on fat English ladies)
3. Their women are like men in how they act, generally overweight and not very feminine at all but thats the same for English ladies also

But i was also told by quite a few auzzies and New Zelanders that Australians on vacation are dickheads.

I dont hate Australians but if I ever owned a bar/hostel i would prefer not to have them come in

No bully
Those are bogans. We send them overseas once a year so we can have a break
 

matt404au

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I was a bar tender during university and I must admit I developed a poor general opinion of Australians.

1. They always started fights for no reason
2. They would say "Yeah aye im from *insert some town name* thats in Australia.....*looks at you expecting you to be impressed*(overheard this a pick up line that only worked on fat English ladies)
3. Their women are like men in how they act, generally overweight and not very feminine at all but thats the same for English ladies also

But i was also told by quite a few auzzies and New Zelanders that Australians on vacation are dickheads.

I dont hate Australians but if I ever owned a bar/hostel i would prefer not to have them come in

No bully
Whatever do ya mean

 
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