Babylon Bee opens a news website

[Mista K]

The creators of Babylon Bee have decided that since we're quite literally living in a clown world, they might as well make a news site covering it. In their words:

"Not the Bee is a humor-based news, opinion, and entertainment site from the creators of The Babylon Bee and Disrn. Like the name suggests, it'll feature some absurd and hilarious (but real) news that seems like it should definitely be satire."

Their site also includes a social media network, so you can get your fix of these jokers in real time, like Twitter, or CNN

Welcome to Not the Bee, a brand new site from the creators of The Babylon Bee and Disrn

We're glad you're here 😊

notthebee.com

 

[cryptoadam]

So the clown world thread but in real life.

GAF has made the big time

 

[SinDelta]

Would it not be ironic if Babylon Bee actually becomes one of the major news networks going forward? One that actually tells news as it is and not through a Democrat PR lens?

 

[Mista K]

So the clown world thread but in real life.

GAF has made the big time

Maybe some of the dedicated posters in that thread could see if they have any openings. I'll be subscribing

 

[TindalosPup]

Oh this is fantastic

Protesters hang blow-dryers and hair curlers on a tree outside Nancy Pelosi's house 😂

After Nancy Pelosi was caught visiting a hair salon in San Francisco despite hair salons being ordered closed in San Francisco, protesters showed up outsider her SF house today and adorned a tree with blow dryers and curlers, along with an American flag 🤣

notthebee.com

 

[showernota]

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Cool. I like Babylon Bee.

 

[zeorhymer]

Oh this is fantastic

Protesters hang blow-dryers and hair curlers on a tree outside Nancy Pelosi's house 😂

After Nancy Pelosi was caught visiting a hair salon in San Francisco despite hair salons being ordered closed in San Francisco, protesters showed up outsider her SF house today and adorned a tree with blow dryers and curlers, along with an American flag 🤣

notthebee.com

Where was the outrage when Lori Lightfoot said that she had to get her hair done because she's important while telling everyone to stay locked down? I want those hair dryers over her tree!

 

[Mista K]

Where was the outrage when Lori Lightfoot said that she had to get her hair done because she's important while telling everyone to stay locked down? I want those hair dryers over her tree!

Detroit is getting worse before it gets better

Judge bans Detroit police from using batons, gas, chokeholds on protesters — for now

Black Lives Matter protesters asked a federal judge to order Detroit police to change their tactics. Police say protesters get violent, too.

www.freep.com

 

[SF Kosmo]

So basically r/nottheonion

 

[#Phonepunk#]

John Lennon's 'Imagine' Rereleased With More Realistic Description Of Communism

UK - Have you ever tried to imagine living in a perfect world ruled by communism, but previously only received the information from catchy folk songs which praise the system? Well, lucky for you, it is now easier than ever to understand what a full-blown communist utopia actually looks...

babylonbee.com

The full lyrics are reproduced below.

Imagine there's no bread
It's easy if you try
No tacos or hot sauce,
Nothing cold or fried,
Imagine all the people living in the gulags

Imagine there's no money
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to eat or drink
And no bacon too
Imagine all the people living short life spans ooooh

You may say I'm a commie
But I'm not the only one
And someday you will join us
Or we'll shoot you in the face

Imagine no possessions
Because all your stuff was redistributed
Lots of greed and hunger
But seriously please can I have a potato
Imagine all the people sharing all your stuff, yeah

You may say I'm a commie
But I'm not the only one
Did you say you don't like that?
Then it's the gulag for you, son

 

[DeepEnigma]

So they’re just gonna share the Babylon Bee posts, essentially.

 

[oatmeal]

Sixth post best post

 

[slugbahr]

So the clown world thread but in real life.

GAF has made the big time

It will always be the @hariseldon thread, to me.