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Babylon Bee opens a news website

Mista K

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The creators of Babylon Bee have decided that since we're quite literally living in a clown world, they might as well make a news site covering it. In their words:

"Not the Bee is a humor-based news, opinion, and entertainment site from the creators of The Babylon Bee and Disrn. Like the name suggests, it'll feature some absurd and hilarious (but real) news that seems like it should definitely be satire."

Their site also includes a social media network, so you can get your fix of these jokers in real time, like Twitter, or CNN

 
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The Middle of Nowhere

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Oh this is fantastic

Where was the outrage when Lori Lightfoot said that she had to get her hair done because she's important while telling everyone to stay locked down? I want those hair dryers over her tree!
 

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Where was the outrage when Lori Lightfoot said that she had to get her hair done because she's important while telling everyone to stay locked down? I want those hair dryers over her tree!
Detroit is getting worse before it gets better
 
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The full lyrics are reproduced below.

Imagine there's no bread
It's easy if you try
No tacos or hot sauce,
Nothing cold or fried,
Imagine all the people living in the gulags

Imagine there's no money
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to eat or drink
And no bacon too
Imagine all the people living short life spans ooooh

You may say I'm a commie
But I'm not the only one
And someday you will join us
Or we'll shoot you in the face

Imagine no possessions
Because all your stuff was redistributed
Lots of greed and hunger
But seriously please can I have a potato
Imagine all the people sharing all your stuff, yeah

You may say I'm a commie
But I'm not the only one
Did you say you don't like that?
Then it's the gulag for you, son
 
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