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[statham]

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/?tag=neogaf0e-20

good deal?

 

[GoldenEye 007]

dont do it

 

[Messypandas]

I read this as silencer and thought 'hell yeah'

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Better to choke on it whole IMO

No Sale

 

[Skeyser]

Buy at least 10 OP

 

[Plywood]

Did you see this?

You have to buy like 5 of these.

 

[Chris R]

The customer images for this product are terrific!

 

[zerotol]

Will there be any DLC?

 

[daviyoung]

Better paying the extra couple of dollars for a known brand imo

 

[TUSR]

what if your banana doesnt curve?

 

[Divius]

sold

 

[PrimaNocta]

Using a knife is to complicated now?

 

[statham]

free shipping too.

 

[bjb]

Jesus a Banana Slicer?

Truly a dilemma for the 1% of our world.

 

[Messypandas]

what if your banana doesnt curve?

or the wrong way?

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Who the hell needs a banana slicer? Seriously. Seems like the most useless kitchen appliance. A knife should do.

 

[Skeyser]

damn that thing is for super sized bananas

 

[AlexBasch]

The people at Hutzler claim the following regarding the Banana Slicer 571:

1) Faster, safer than using a knife
2) Great for cereal
3) Plastic, dishwasher safe
4) Slice your banana with one quick motion
5) Kids love slicing their own bananas


While several of these are true, I'd like to call attention to number 2, "great for cereal." This is completely moronic. I have been trying to eat my cereal with this for several hours now, and have gotten NO WHERE.

Hahaha.

Using a knife is to complicated now?

Infomercial people would end up in violent, messy deaths like you have never seen.

 

[Dai101]

Using a knife is to complicated now?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/julianbrand/40-gifs-of-stupid-infomercial-people-6eof

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

I shaved off 15 seconds from my morning breakfast with this product; Even though I'm still always late to work every morning, at least I'm not 15 extra seconds late.

Get it, it's great!

 

[docbon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkG_o_Faz5U

I'm sold.

edit: it's like a product review from the hell dimension

 

[Redford]

Always been sceptical of these and the banana containers, bananas come in many shapes and sizes.

 

[Yes Boss!]

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/?tag=neogaf0e-20

good deal?

Bad deal. I'm sure you have at least one (1) butter knife in your kitchen, no?

 

[NomarTyme]

Afraid to use a knife?

 

[Syrinx]

Safer than using a knife? What fucking knife are they using?

 

[Voice of Reason]

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.

 

[soundscream]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/julianbrand/40-gifs-of-stupid-infomercial-people-6eof

27,31,32 & 35

#dead

 

[Loofy]

Get this instead.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2-4x-Kitche...itchen_Tools_Gadgets&var=&hash=item2a25343927

 

[Jezabel]

Banana silencer would have been way cooler

 

[Divius]

Get this instead.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2-4x-Kitche...itchen_Tools_Gadgets&var=&hash=item2a25343927

Use peppers instead!

 

[statham]

Get this instead.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2-4x-Kitche...itchen_Tools_Gadgets&var=&hash=item2a25343927

$1.56 & free shipping, bought. seriously.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Get this instead.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2-4X-Fry-Fr...itchen_Tools_Gadgets&var=&hash=item2577269b79

I find eggs like the kind of gross. I don't know, it's the look.

Besides cooking them with plastic next to them doesn't seem appealing.

Use peppers instead!

Indeed. Seems much better.

 

[Vox-Pop]

Is this what white people do?

 

[weekend_warrior]

<3

 

[shira]

Mother of God that was $10?

Hey, this is my gourmet banana ring dicer. $50.

 

[Supermanisdead]

Use peppers instead!

wow, this is smart and looks amazing.

 

[Loofy]

Besides cooking them with plastic next to them doesn't seem appealing.

Its silicone. You should probably only use it on non stick pans with minimal oil though.

 

[Yes Boss!]

$1.56 & free shipping, bought. seriously.

Eww, that is plastic. At least go with something metal like McDonalds or restaurants use and is metal.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Its silicone. You should probably only use it on non stick pans with minimal oil though.

Still could potentially melt. Peppers sounds so much better (besides giving them taste).

 

[zerotol]

Use peppers instead!

This right here looks awesome. Can't believe I've never heard of this before.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/julianbrand/40-gifs-of-stupid-infomercial-people-6eof

I want to see the the products being sold in these infomercials!

 

[Easy_D]

or the wrong way?

[PIC]

Reminds me of the Far Side