Foxy Fox 39
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avatarquote.madmook said:Goddamn it shouldn't have come in here just after dinner.
avatarquote.madmook said:Goddamn it shouldn't have come in here just after dinner.
My elementary school made an announcement on the PA system asking the boys to stop pooping in the urinals. I guess it was a serious problem.Steamlord said:When my older brother was in elementary school, he had just finished using the bathroom and was washing his hands when the custodian entered and discovered a huge log in one of the urinals. The custodian picked it up in his bare hand, held it up to my brother, and said, extremely angrily, "Did you do this?" My brother said no and got out of there as quickly as possible.
I was on a high school band trip and we had spent the night at a church gym. On our last day there, a select group of boys, me included, had to clean the bathrooms. In the girls' bathroom, a friend of mine went into one of the stalls and removed the little bag that the girls put their assorted disgusting items in. Before he could get it into the trash bag, it burst all over the floor, and we had to clean it up.
I always thought these stories were pretty bad, but after reading some of the others mine seem pretty tame.
Yeah, this is basically the reason. But sometimes when it is on the side of the stall, or on the inside of the stall door, you really have to wonder if some people are not aiming at those surfaces for some godforsaken reason.Foxy Fox 39 said:Oh my.
With that said I asked my manager why there was always poop in odd places in the womens bathroom. He said that women don't like to spend a lot of time in public restrooms unless its a really chill type of restroom. So when pooping they don't let their bottoms touch the toilet to speed up the process I guess. This of course means if there is a volcanic rumbling in their bowels its going to spew all over the toilet and possibly the walls. I don't know how much of this is accurate. But that's what he says.
SapientWolf said:My elementary school made an announcement on the PA system asking the boys to stop pooping in the urinals. I guess it was a serious problem.
ok this got me. I actually laughed out loud.SapientWolf said:My elementary school made an announcement on the PA system asking the boys to stop pooping in the urinals. I guess it was a serious problem.
I swear there are guys out there who trade bathroom horror stories like war veterans do. Ironic considering one is considered to be "in the shit" if they have been in combat.Originally Posted by Lionel Mandrake:
Regarding women's restrooms...
I got my first job during the summer break before my senior year of high school. It was pretty simple, a department store was closing and I had to help them around their huge clearance sale, dispose of unwanted goods, and other stuff that needed to be done. Anyway, one day my boss tosses me some latex gloves and laughs, telling me that there's a situation in the women's restroom. I thought, at least it's not the men's... But I was wrong.
I set up the "Out of Order" sign in front of the door and knock to make sure it's empty. I go in and immediately I'm greeted by an unusual stench. It's not like the smell of feces and stale urine you get in the men's, it was some of that, but it was all mixed with this gross flowery scent. I see the problem. I guess someone tried to "hover" and completely missed. I would understand if they got a bit on the floor, but they unleashed their entire bladder into this massive puddle, which trailed into the center of the room and into the drain. It was gross, but hey, accidents happen, so I get a mop and clean up. My boss comes in and ask what I'm doing. I explain, and he nods and says, "Okay, but that's not the situation." He was also wearing gloves at this point, and was carrying disinfectant. He opens a few stalls and we see what's happened
I have been in some disgusting bathrooms. Bathrooms where degenerate nutjobs had smeared their own feces on walls. Where plumbing has clogged. Where bowls had overflown with urine. But til this day, I'd never seen something as disturbing as that bathroom stall. The rim of the bowl was caked with feces. The floor was covered. But the weirdest thing is that the walls were... I don't even know how to explain. It was like someone took several rounds of buckshot, and replaced the pellets with crap. Some kind of excretory explosion happened here. I can't comprehend how it could have happened. My boss was kind enough to assist me, and gave me an early lunch break. But it still haunts me. It haunts my dreams.
The feces thing was never rivaled by any other event, but the pissing on the floor was a common occurrence. Besides that, there was an immense disregard for hygiene. Pads and tampons were just left lying around. Blood could be seen on the floor and sometimes on the walls... It's terrible. It truly is.
Polari said:This didn't happen to me but a friend, in a gay bar and the dude in the urinal next to him put his hand in his piss stream then sniffed it. In my experience if you're a straight man in a gay bar, you're probably best to hold it in unless you want to feel pretty uncomfortable. Ain't no subtlety involved.
That's disgusting and has never happened to me at ANY gay barPolari said:This didn't happen to me but a friend, in a gay bar and the dude in the urinal next to him put his hand in his piss stream then sniffed it. In my experience if you're a straight man in a gay bar, you're probably best to hold it in unless you want to feel pretty uncomfortable. Ain't no subtlety involved.
hahahaha you just can't make this shit upPolari said:This didn't happen to me but a friend, in a gay bar and the dude in the urinal next to him put his hand in his piss stream then sniffed it. In my experience if you're a straight man in a gay bar, you're probably best to hold it in unless you want to feel pretty uncomfortable. Ain't no subtlety involved.
Cranzor said:Did anybody save the pictures from the bodybuilding thread for whatever reason?
zmoney said:When I was younger, 12 or so, my father and I went out into the woods. We were with a couple family friends. One of these men had to use the bathroom, and we happened across an outhouse. Considering we were on my uncles land we didn't see the problem with him using it. It looked something like this:
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As this chap goes into the outhouse to take his dump he leaves his stuff with us. We're sitting about 25 feet away waiting for him when all of the sudden we hear this shrill scream. and this dude runs outside screaming and falls on the ground in pain. Turns out one of these:
[img]http://www.desertusa.com/desert-animals/images/brown_recluse2.jpg[img]
Had bit him on the balls. It was a brown recluse....these things are crazy poisonous and my dad told me later that the guy lost a testicle. A brown recluse bite looks something like this in the WORST case scenario after surgery. Because the spider venom causes necrosis surgery is often required (Picture from google, not family friend...):
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The point of all this is that you don't want to take a shit in outhouses in the woods.[/QUOTE]
Fuck that shit.
But in reality sometimes you do have to take a shit in the woods and I would rather dig a hole usually than take a steamer in a Honey Bucket (which that is) in the middle of nowhere.
And really, anytime you go into a wilderness area that is a natural habitat of poisonous things you have the same likely hood of getting bit like that guy.
At least my story doesn't have shit involved. Just wet bathroom tiles and broken bones.enzo_gt said:Fucking what @ Gouty and xxracerxx's posts.
But still dude I'm cringing thinking about itxxracerxx said:At least my story doesn't have shit involved. Just wet bathroom tiles and broken bones.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider#Validity_of_necrosis_claimszmoney said:Had bit him on the balls. It was a brown recluse....these things are crazy poisonous and my dad told me later that the guy lost a testicle. A brown recluse bite looks something like this in the WORST case scenario after surgery. Because the spider venom causes necrosis surgery is often required (Picture from google, not family friend...):
http://images.emedicinehealth.com/images/4453/4453-4474-10729-42553.jpg
lolRezbit said:Ahhh a good old GAF poop thread. Always a great laugh.
Read the whole post and listening to Coast to Coast AM. That was hilarious and the MS Paint pics made it too! What photobucket pics were missing there?Gamer @ Heart said:LEGENDARY
Edit: The pictures are gone, which is a horrible shame as they where masterful in their awfulness and detail.
Tell me about it, every time I see someone fall whether it be on tv or real life I have this shockwave run up my leg.zmoney said:But still dude I'm cringing thinking about it
I don't know why, but it's so true. I am a Maintenance Man, which is a glorified title for janitor. Women's bathrooms are so horrible. Blood crusted to the bottom of seats, and pee residue builds up so much. I was cleaning one day and I realized the stall right next to the sink gets used the most, so I save it for last. That way I can knock out the easy stuff and still be in an okay mood for the most part of the day. Usually this stall in the girls room has shit on the walls or the toilet. Like someone took a chili dog and just slammed it into the wall and smeared it all over... Like... seriously, parents can't just come up and say their kids did it. They let it sit there over night, so it's becomes all dry and crusty.Foxy Fox 39 said:Hey guys! Long time gaffer first time thread-erer. Anyway...
Working in retail you see some pretty messed up things (specifically in the women's bathroom). I thought it would be good to share some horror stories relating to public bathrooms or just that type of situation in general.
Where is that one where the kid goes to this girls place to have sex, but he had been constipated the whole week, takes this massive shit that is like the size of a baby while she is giving him head. It get's all over her parents blankets, because they decided to fuck in their room... He panics and throws her parents blankets in the dryer... It catches on fire and her parents come home to find shit everywhere.Gamer @ Heart said:LEGENDARY
Edit: The pictures are gone, which is a horrible shame as they where masterful in their awfulness and detail.
If it catches on fire how would they know it was shit?ChubbyHuggs said:Where is that one where the kid goes to this girls place to have sex, but he had been constipated the whole week, takes this massive shit that is like the size of a baby while she is giving him head. It get's all over her parents blankets, because they decided to fuck in their room... He panics and throws her parents blankets in the dryer... It catches on fire and her parents come home to find shit everywhere.
Because he had afterbirth! Shit was leaking out of his rectum and it got on the girl and his thighs. Got splattered around as he moved from here to there... The forum it was posted on has been closed down, so I can't get the whole story anymore.zmoney said:If it catches on fire how would they know it was shit?
Alien Manobo said:I thought this thread was about monsters, ghosts and shit...
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