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[SliceSabre]

"Ahhh after 10,000 years I'm free!!! It's time to infect EARTH!"

 

[Lord Frieza]

If there's still life on earth in a million or so years, it's probably gonna look quite different.

Well yeah, even if this wasn't happening life would look quite different in a million years regardless lol

 

[A-V-B]

Good news is none of the bacteria will be antibioitic resistant! Yayyyy!

Uh... wait, what's that? I'm getting a report just now that... it won't matter?

 

[takriel]

the planet doesn't warm. there's the flaw in this logic.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Some electron microscope footage of ancient bacteria.

What's the source of that gif?

 

[Ethelwulf]

the planet doesn't warm. there's the flaw in this logic.

What are you talking about? Or is this joke I'm missing probably? Sorry if so.

 

[Monocle]

Fortitude warned us and we didn't listen!

 

[BreezyLimbo]

We'll be fine. We've evolved so much that ancient bacteria is nothing to us.

 

[Timedog]

Are the prehistoric bacteria hot?

 

[Monocle]

We'll be fine. We've evolved so much that ancient bacteria is nothing to us.

Yeah humanity has leveled up a lot since ancient times. Primitive DoTs are no problem.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Despite this, the bacteria have somehow become resistant to 18 types of antibiotics, including drugs considered to be a "last resort" for fighting infections. In a study published in December 2016, researchers found that the bacteria, known as Paenibacillus sp. LC231, was resistant to 70% of antibiotics and was able to totally inactivate many of them.

Um, holy shit.

Millions are going to die because we've allowed antibiotic research and development to stagnant because it's not profitable enough.

 

[Tecnniqe]

I for one is signing up for Umbrella Corp right now to live underground.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Interesting.

Most countries don't have particularly strong countermeasures for anthrax. Wonder how the development of the US vaccine is going.

 

[Shredderi]

Can the era I happened to be born into stop being a pretty good argument for impending doom for the whole world, please?

 

[Marvel]

 

[Monocle]

Nice.

 

[OfficerRaichu15]

Um, holy shit.

Millions are going to die because we've allowed antibiotic research and development to stagnant because it's not profitable enough.

Well fuck In gonna die now aren't I?

 

[UtterlyPerplexed]

I've always wondered if this is the most plausible answer to the Fermi Paradox. Intelligent civilisations end up being so perpetually self-destructive that they ruin and inadvertently destroy themselves before they can become a highly advanced spacefaring species.

 

[ManUnkindH]

Novel: "How to fuck up an entire planet in less than 100 years"
Signed: Hoomanz.

 

[shira]

We're all going to get Mastadon Flu and die.

Tooting with Mastodon flu YOTO

 

[ViciousDS]

"Ahhh after 10,000 years I'm free!!! It's time to infect EARTH!"

we going to get the virus version of Rita......shit, someone start building some mechs.

 

[Azio]

Meh, I don't believe these things El Ow El

 

[Always-honest]

Well, them resistent bacteria in India will kill us first anyway.

Um, holy shit.

Millions are going to die because we've allowed antibiotic research and development to stagnant because it's not profitable enough.

Not to mention most of the antibiotics are used for livestock (for us to consume). Preventative even in most cases. Tons of it.

 

[Caj814]

The potential of this and anti vaccine parents will be a match made in he

Spoiler

ll__

 

[Trojita]

This is an X-Files story, the story of British TV series Endeavour and TNT series The Last Ship. lol

Finally someone brought up The Last Ship.

 

[I Stalk Alone]

Great, one more thing germaphobes will use to annoy me. Fuck you T-rex syphylis.

 

[mf.luder]

The great filter!

 

[Ahasverus]

Time to start project Zero Dawn.

Damn you climate denialists.

 

[astroturfing]

BBC is Fake News trying to kill AMERICAN jobs with fake made up globalist facts about "global warming" (a radical Islam apologist cuck "fact") wake up people BBC = SOROS operatives who spirit-cook little babies backstage before spewing out FAKE NEWS leftist (vegan!) propaganda. period

 

[E-Cat]

Bring it on. We deserve it.

No, we don't.

Republicans do.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I think this is a premise for one of those sci-fi horror movies.

It really is. I can picture the intro of the movie with the dear slowly dying, gets frozen, dethaws, and the camera slowly pans to edge of a bank with the blood of the deer flowing into the water.

 

[E-Cat]

It really is. I can picture the intro of the movie with the dear slowly dying, gets frozen, dethaws, and the camera slowly pans to edge of a bank with the blood of the deer flowing into the water.

"Jerry Bruckheimer presents..."

 

[Yopis]

Drink your juice everyday. Get good night's sleep. That will take care of this.

 

[Carn82]

Ha, I just started with that series.

 

[Christhor]

But Anatoli Brouchkov told me that these ancient bacteria are the secret to humans living forever. I think I'll believe him over some BBC site.

 

[Puruzi]

Fucked up.

 

[Marvel]

Ha, I just started with that series.

Enjoy, it's amazing.

 

[BoogieWoogie]

Imagine if a zombie outbreak happened. Trump would be that guy who got bit but hid it from everyone else.

"I didn't get bit, YOU DID!"

 

[Randy Monk]

We deserve nothing less

 

[Korigama]

Great, just the sort of potential threat we needed on top of everything else: complete...global...saturation.

We just need to get a computer program and and try to put all of humans collective knowledge into a robot.

It's the only way

Letting a robot with a sophisticated computer program learn everything that humans know and have done didn't work out so well with Ultron.

So basically the premise of the upcoming Phoenix Point;

Hm, the researcher in the backstory is even also named Jean-Michel.

 

[RS4-]

Um, holy shit.

Millions are going to die because we've allowed antibiotic research and development to stagnant because it's not profitable enough.

I hope it only targets Republicans etc etc.

 

[Auto-Reply]

It's simple, we heat up the planet faster than the Anthrax can adapt to it, it's like boiling water to make it sterile, problem solved!

 

[takriel]

What are you talking about? Or is this joke I'm missing probably? Sorry if so.

I was being sarcastic, sorry for the confusion.

 

[Dice//]

Um, holy shit.

Millions are going to die because we've allowed antibiotic research and development to stagnant because it's not profitable enough.

If anything was going to kill the human race, it WOULD be greed, wouldn't it?

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Um, holy shit.

Millions are going to die because profits

Fixed for whatever shitstorm we have brewed ourselves, and it's coming at us.

(this, rising water levels, throw some war in it once in a while, antibiotic resistant bacteria)

Buy hey, at least shareholders are happy.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Goddamn fuck

 

[lvl99 Pixel]

We deserve nothing less

we? some of us make an effort in regards to the environment despite not having the power to make a huge change. Dont really think its fair to lump everyone together.

 

[phanphare]

I may be going to hell in a bucket baybayyyy

but at least I'm enjoying the ride

 

[astroturfing]

Drink your juice everyday. Get good night's sleep. That will take care of this.

most juice is bad for you though.. too much sugar that feeds the growth of harmful bacteria (and cancer) especially in your mouth leading to infected gums and teeth from which the infection can spread fairly easily to other organs like your heart and cause death.

 

[Vital Tundra]

Jesus Christ.