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Belle Delphine- Arrested....Based

Nobody_Important

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Belle is British, I'm British, this is a standard British joke.

I've seen you in other threads and I'm not suprised by your jingoistic, bigoted and racist views on display here.

By all means though, continue telling me how my culture and humour is incorrect.
Being offended by a rape joke makes me bigoted and racist?


What? :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 

Gashtronomy

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Being offended by a rape joke makes me bigoted and racist?


What? :messenger_tears_of_joy:
Yes it does. This is a standard joke used in Britain by both sexes. "Does this rag smell like chloroform" and "does this drink taste rohipnol" are standard things people say.

This is my culture and this is how we all operate. This is tame compared to most British banter.

Tell me again though my country, countrymen and culture offend you, as the bigoted racist that you are.

Your disgusting display is akin to how africans are mistreated in various parts of the world because people don't understand their culture.

Frankly, you should be ashamed. The fifties are over, racist.
 

Nobody_Important

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Belle is British, I'm British, this is a standard British joke.

I've seen you in other threads and I'm not suprised by your jingoistic, bigoted and racist views on display here.

By all means though, continue telling me how my culture and humour is incorrect.

Edit: your opinion. Jokes work for different people and are entirely down to personal taste. So don't push your opinion like it's gospel, upon a people you clearly know nothing about.

People like you are the reason we have so much hate in the world.
Where did I "push my opinion like its gospel"? All I said was "what the fuck?" in my first post and then I literally said "in my opinion" in my second post. My post was two sentences long. That is hardly me "pushing my opinion like its gospel".


Also you commenting about "people you clearly know nothing about" is pretty rich considering you just accused me of being a bigoted racist based on nothing more than me saying that in my opinion rape jokes are offensive. Which is like one of the most inoffensive opinions I can think of and yet it makes me a racist? Yeah okay. Whatever you say lol

Yes it does. This is a standard joke used in Britain by both sexes. "Does this rag smell like chloroform" and "does this drink taste rohipnol" are standard things people say.

This is my culture and this is how we all operate. This is tame compared to most British banter.

Tell me again though my country, countrymen and culture offend you, as the bigoted racist that you are.

Your disgusting display is akin to how africans are mistreated in various parts of the world because people don't understand their culture.

Frankly, you should be ashamed. The fifties are over, racist.
I honest to god cannot tell if this is a parody or not anymore. Good lord lol
 
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OptimusApex

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Yes it does. This is a standard joke used in Britain by both sexes. "Does this rag smell like chloroform" and "does this drink taste rohipnol" are standard things people say.

This is my culture and this is how we all operate. This is tame compared to most British banter.

Tell me again though my country, countrymen and culture offend you, as the bigoted racist that you are.

Your disgusting display is akin to how africans are mistreated in various parts of the world because people don't understand their culture.

Frankly, you should be ashamed. The fifties are over, racist.
I've not once heard this joke said in any public setting in the UK. Could you let me know where it originated from?
 
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-Arcadia-

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I think it’s essential to the atmosphere of Gaf, that people not feel muzzled.

I posted a few days ago, that Gaf in its more jovial threads, is like a bar. Lots of off-color stuff, but everyone is having fun, a good time, and nothing is meant with malice.

We don’t need the two biggest laughingstocks of the politics forum descending down and telling everyone how to behave. It’s in hand. Fuck off back to where you came from.
 

Nobody_Important

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We don’t need the two biggest laughingstocks of the politics forum descending down and telling everyone how to behave. It’s in hand. Fuck off back to where you came from.
Now you are just straight making shit up. Where did I say how someone should behave? I came in and said what the fuck at what I consider to be an offensive joke and then said that rape in my opinion is not funny. Then I was called a bigoted racist.



Point out where I told someone how to behave in all of that. Please. I'll wait.
 
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SLoWMoTIoN

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Yes it does. This is a standard joke used in Britain by both sexes. "Does this rag smell like chloroform" and "does this drink taste rohipnol" are standard things people say.

This is my culture and this is how we all operate. This is tame compared to most British banter.

Tell me again though my country, countrymen and culture offend you, as the bigoted racist that you are.

Your disgusting display is akin to how africans are mistreated in various parts of the world because people don't understand their culture.

Frankly, you should be ashamed. The fifties are over, racist.
Why would you want to shag with a british woman ever mate
 

Gashtronomy

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I've not once heard this joke said in any public setting in the UK. Could you let me know where it originated from?
Well, seems as you're a British citizen and you know more than me who has lived and worked all with across the UK for 30 years. Scotland, NI, wales and North and South of England. I've heard all of them say it.

In Scotland they use the term "smash" which means "I would smash her over the head with a hammer and..."

This is my culture, British culture.
 
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Stiflers Mom

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I think it’s essential to the atmosphere of Gaf, that people not feel muzzled.

I posted a few days ago, that Gaf in its more jovial threads, is like a bar. Lots of off-color stuff, but everyone is having fun, a good time, and nothing is meant with malice.

We don’t need the two biggest laughingstocks of the politics forum descending down and telling everyone how to behave. It’s in hand. Fuck off back to where you came from.
This, so much..
I am so tired of all those places where you can't do a bit of offensive humor anymore, because some special snowflake might get triggered..
 

Saruhashi

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I've not once heard this joke said in any public setting in the UK. Could you let me know where it originated from?
Ah, the old "I've never experienced thing, therefore thing doesn't exist" argument.

What's most intriguing to me is that Belle Delphine doesn't seem like she would be much of a topic of interest for Nobody_Important Nobody_Important or OptimusApex OptimusApex .
However someone makes a dodgy joke in the thread and Nobody_Important Nobody_Important is all over that like a chloroform rag wielding nerd at a Belle Delphine convention.

Nobody_Important Nobody_Important lights the beacons of Gondor and 35 minutes later his other half, OptimusApex OptimusApex , rides to the rescue. It's wonderful to see.

Shame on you Gashtronomy Gashtronomy ! Don't you know that jokes are supposed to be funny!?

 

Mihos

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.... i have heard that joke

but I am old and couldn't care less if someone is offended

pretty sure I saw it on Family Guy also
 
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OptimusApex

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, the old "I've never experienced thing, therefore thing doesn't exist" argument.
Did I say it does not exist? I'd like you to post where I said that.

Or did i ask for its origin instead since it's been said to be a very prominent joke in the UK.

Dont twist my words.
 
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Nobody_Important

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Ah, the old "I've never experienced thing, therefore thing doesn't exist" argument.

What's most intriguing to me is that Belle Delphine doesn't seem like she would be much of a topic of interest for Nobody_Important Nobody_Important or OptimusApex OptimusApex .
However someone makes a dodgy joke in the thread and Nobody_Important Nobody_Important is all over that like a chloroform rag wielding nerd at a Belle Delphine convention.

Nobody_Important Nobody_Important lights the beacons of Gondor and 35 minutes later his other half, OptimusApex OptimusApex , rides to the rescue. It's wonderful to see.

Shame on you Gashtronomy Gashtronomy ! Don't you know that jokes are supposed to be funny!?

You need a hobby. Because you clearly have an unhealthy amount of time on your hands to worry about what OptimusApex OptimusApex and myself are doing.


Might I suggest painting? Or woodcarving? Maybe fishing? I hear thats quite peaceful this time of year.
 
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Saruhashi

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Did I say it does nor exist? I'd like you to post where I said that.

Or did i ask for its origin instead since it's been said to be a very prominent joke in the UK.

Dont twist my words.
Oh piss off. I was just having a laugh.

"Did I say it does not-" It doesn't matter what you said!

I was just laughing at you riding in to rescue NI.

I'm pretty sure a joke like that is prominent all over the place, not just the UK.
Seems like a Family Guy (or even Frankie Boyle or Jimmy Carr if we are talking about the UK) type joke.
 

DeepEnigma

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That's what the chloroform is for. We use it on us, not them!

Shagging a British lass soba is part of your initiation of becoming a true Brit. Bonus points if she's a scottish lowlander :messenger_tears_of_joy:
Okay, this one cracked me up a little. :pie_roffles:
 

Cybrwzrd

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Jokes are supposed to be funny. Nothing funny about rape in my opinion.
Most jokes about rape are funny. Its called gallows humor.

The sicker and more depraved a joke is, the funnier it tends to be. Do you know the aristocrats?
 
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Cybrwzrd

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That's what the chloroform is for. We use it on us, not them!

Shagging a British lass soba is part of your initiation of becoming a true Brit. Bonus points if she's a scottish lowlander :messenger_tears_of_joy:
And part of the initiation of becoming a true Scotsman is shagging a Shetland.
 

DeepEnigma

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No, but that doesn't mean others have to be offended with you.

Why do you always feel the need to shit in everyone else's cereal, just because you shit in your own ? - Don't be the party pooper guy (y)
Moral grandstanding gives virtue signalers their shallow purpose?

Sad really. It is the new, put others down to lift yourself up, behind the veil of false altruism.
 
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Tell me again though my country, countrymen and culture offend you, as the bigoted racist that you are.

Your disgusting display is akin to how africans are mistreated in various parts of the world because people don't understand their culture.
The strange irony here with Britain’s history in Africa is absolutely hilarious.
 

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She's cute when she's drowning in all that makeup, but what does she look like without it? Plus - probably staged. She's grasping for straws now that she's been tossed aside like a used rag by the Pewdiepie community.. and after she lost her patreon..