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[odhin]

Creepy and, ahem, disgusting, but far from the most extreme stuff I've encountered on the internet.
In Germany there was a real story about a guy who wanted to be eaten by another guy.

Oh yes, I know that story. But wait, only ten years sentence? No fkin way.


And damn, that Pee jar. "This is not for drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes."

 

[Tesseract]

if your pee ain't clear, you are fucking your life up

 

[Papa]

Creepy and, ahem, disgusting, but far from the most extreme stuff I've encountered on the internet.
In Germany there was a real story about a guy who wanted to be eaten by another guy.

He found his soulmate and they even ate his dick together, as far as I remember. Oh, and it was all consensual. The cannibal got 10 years of prison nevertheless.



Welll... You could buy a sack of potatoes, eat them unwashed uncooked and get something too.
Regulations do not cover stuff that is not to be eaten/drunk.

Is that what happened to Yoshi

 

[Yoshi]

Is that what happened to Yoshi

Ask your wife and find out.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Creepy and, ahem, disgusting, but far from the most extreme stuff I've encountered on the internet.
In Germany there was a real story about a guy who wanted to be eaten by another guy.

He found his soulmate and they even ate his dick together, as far as I remember. Oh, and it was all consensual. The cannibal got 10 years of prison nevertheless.



Welll... You could buy a sack of potatoes, eat them unwashed uncooked and get something too.
Regulations do not cover stuff that is not to be eaten/drunk.

The potaatoes don't charge me $30 for the privilege!

 

[Papa]

Ask your wife and find out.

Ask my wife if you cut your dick off and ate it?

 

[Yoshi]

Ask my wife if you cut your dick off and ate it?

Yes.

 

[Tesseract]

and then you thought sexy thoughts and grew it back like piccolo grows back his arms

 

[Javthusiast]

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Tik Tok seriously needs regulating...

It is bad enough to pay for them to answer you in a live chat but this is just so weird.

Maybe I should buy it and sue her for catching something in the water. That should stop her doing this.

Seriously though, if anyone did this in the shops or market you would be rightly laughed at and/or looked into by regulations.

 

[DESTROYA]

Tik Tok seriously needs regulating...

It is bad enough to pay for them to answer you in a live chat but this is just so weird.

Maybe I should buy it and sue her for catching something in the water. That should stop her doing this.

Seriously though, if anyone did this in the shops or market you would be rightly laughed at and/or looked into by regulations.

You can’t catch a STD just by touching water, it’s mostly done by direct skin to skin contact.
Not defending her just putting it out there as a public service announcement.

 

[Yoshi]

Tik Tok seriously needs regulating...

It is bad enough to pay for them to answer you in a live chat but this is just so weird.

Maybe I should buy it and sue her for catching something in the water. That should stop her doing this.

Seriously though, if anyone did this in the shops or market you would be rightly laughed at and/or looked into by regulations.

Even if you could harm yourself with the bath water, why do that? What's so bad about her selling her bath water that you would ponder hurting yourself, just to have a basis for a complaint?

 

[Kamina]

How deep can you fall

 

[GymWolf]

Shes really not

I can't really be the only one disturbed by this video...

Poor octodude...

 

[Jon Neu]

Every day we stray from gods light.

But seriously, we are becoming so messed up.

And the people bowed and prayed
To the Neon God they made
And the sign flashed out it's warning
And the words that it was forming

And the sign said
"The words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"

And whispered in the sound
Of silence

 

[tkscz]

"Here's me looking retarded."

Oh god I almost puked. That face is not sexy and I don't understand the love for it.

And before anyone says it, I'd feel the same way if a fat girl made the face, it's such an off putting face.

 

[eot]

Oh yes, I know that story. But wait, only ten years sentence? No fkin way.

He was re-sentenced, and got life the second time

 

[Helios]

This elf over the thot one.

>elves

 

[Jon Neu]

Oh god I almost puked. That face is not sexy and I don't understand the love for it.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Oh god I almost puked. That face is not sexy and I don't understand the love for it.

And before anyone says it, I'd feel the same way if a fat girl made the face, it's such an off putting face.

It's for the insecure and lowtest who want the most retarded and submissive impression possible.

 

[Yoshi]

Oh god I almost puked. That face is not sexy and I don't understand the love for it.

And before anyone says it, I'd feel the same way if a fat girl made the face, it's such an off putting face.

Even if she was making the face while looking at an enormous cake?

(Just kidding, I also find it dumb, but to each their own)

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Somebody photoshop this into "I hope you dont turn into a thot donating loser"

 

[V2Tommy]

feel the same way if a fat girl made the face, it's such an off putting face.

Someone’s fatness decides if their face is beautiful? This is new information. Surely you’ve seen women in real life and learned this is not the case.

 

[Jon Neu]

Someone’s fatness decides if their face is beautiful? This is new information. Surely you’ve seen women in real life and learned this is not the case.

He is implying that fat women aren't attractive.

And I concur.

 

[brap]

Someone’s fatness decides if their face is beautiful? This is new information. Surely you’ve seen women in real life and learned this is not the case.

He is implying that fat women aren't attractive.

And I concur.

Jesus christ. He likes fat women. He's not hating on this woman because she's just skinny because he says if a fat woman did it he wouldn't be into it either. Just look at his avatar.

 

[Jon Neu]

Jesus christ. He likes fat women. He's not hating on this woman because she's just skinny because he says if a fat woman did it he wouldn't be into it either. Just look at his avatar.

Wait, wait...

So this dude fetishizes FAT women and DARES to come to this thread an critizice my QUEEN for doing ahegao faces?

The fucking nerve...

 

[KillCleanEat]

I wish I could sell my bath water.

 

[Papa]

Somebody photoshop this into "I hope you dont turn into a thot donating loser"

Damn if only my mum said this to me as a wee lad

 

[Papa]

I wish I could sell my bath water.

How much?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Damn if only my mum said this to me as a wee lad

Look, at least you aren't a motherfucker.

Before you ask, yes.

 

[Helios]

 

[brap]

Absolutely based. Steal all the money from those pathetic incels.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Brb bros, setting up a site with swabs dipped in corn syrup, vanilla, glitter and desperation.

Gamer Girl Juice!

“It’s always better, down where it’s wetter...”

 

[Barnabot]

So if you bath yourself with that water how much of your statuses will get increased once you level up?

 

[CyberPanda]

So if you bath yourself with that water how much of your statuses will get increased once you level up?

Herpes status definitely will.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

So if you bath yourself with that water how much of your statuses will get increased once you level up?

+1 to Herpes

That's about it. (Yes I know it can't spread via liquid just accept the joke and move on)

 

[Starlight Lotice]

You can’t catch a STD just by touching water, it’s mostly done by direct skin to skin contact.
Not defending her just putting it out there as a public service announcement.

I did exaggerate with the STD thing but it is certainly not something that should be encouraged.

You can still be ill from someone elses contamination of water just like if food is handled incorrectly.

You can get an STD by fluids or blood which is how HIV is transferred. It is rare with saliva or sweat but the risk is still there.

Even if you could harm yourself with the bath water, why do that? What's so bad about her selling her bath water that you would ponder hurting yourself, just to have a basis for a complaint?

I was making an exaggeration of the situation but someone out there is going to do that..

I don't get defending this practise. Waving it off like it isn't a big deal when it is something the public don't do not just on moral grounds but on health grounds is ridiculous.

People are free to buy it but if she gets in trouble for doing it given that it hasn't been through proper checks or the fact that she is lying about the product , I can't say I will pity her or anyone who buys it or defends her.

 

[Bullet Club]

"Here's me looking retarded."

I'd hump the shit out of her.

And then I would put that shit into jars and sell them for lots of money.

 

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[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

"Here's me looking retarded."

Imagine not getting an erection after witnessing this gamer goddess exhibit such erotic facial expressions

 

[CyberPanda]

 

[Tesseract]

lol at the poor lab rat bastard who had to analyze that shit

so sorry you went to grad school for this shit, homey

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

lol at the poor lab rat bastard who had to analyze that shit

so sorry you went to grad school for this shit, homey

Leaked footage of lab rat bastard forced to test out her pee:

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

 

[Javthusiast]

Implying I think the gamer pee was true and I didn' t just take it from Shadmans twitter and knew it is a meme?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Implying I think the gamer pee was true and I didn' t just take it from Shadmans twitter and knew it is a meme?

Damn, that was a hoax?

Also, name of Avi girl, please

 

[Helios]

Implying I think the gamer pee was true and I didn' t just take it from Shadmans twitter and knew it is a meme?

Never said you did. Just pointing it out.

 

[brap]

Implying I think the gamer pee was true and I didn' t just take it from Shadmans twitter and knew it is a meme?

>shadman

 

[Javthusiast]

Also, name of Avi girl, please

You dirty old man. xD Kendra Sunderland.

 

[Mista]

Shes really not

People find what she’s doing “sexy and hot”? Fucking weirdos, that’s so fucking disgusting. Especially the way she was eating. This world needs a factory reset