So, it's pretty obvious I don't have it But who does? I always enjoy reading bengravens tag and his homely black hookers, Mike Works' is cool too. I just saw that RyuHayate has no tag at all, that's tricky.
I always thought the "hail to the chef" one was pretty clever.
I often ponder whether the ones you can click to see the circumstances of the tag are better than the bizarre ones you're left to imagine on your own.
Also, I remember in the same batch of juniors as myself was one guy who had three musical notes as his name. Not seen him since, but there was another poster called threenote who has a tag of the three note symbols. I always thought that some mod had to change his name for technical reasons and gave him the tag to make up for it, which would have been cool.