Biggest douchebag animal?

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Kyoufu said:
Whenever a wasp or bee comes close to my vicinity I flail my arms wildly and run, screaming like a girl. I hate them ;(
But I must say, Bees have the right to exists since they make delicious honey. Wasps are completely useless.
 
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I remember one day I was casually going on an insect murder rampage with bug spray. Saw a wasp and was like "heck yeah" and sprayed it... little did I know that it was accompanied by other wasps who were behind me. Stung me in the neck, I was screaming my head off running around the front yard so all the neighbors could see me. By the time I got inside I had two stings.
 

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I have a wasps nest in my room.
I respect the hard work it took to build it so i let it be
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#20
Good choices with regard to humans.

But the Llama is a pretty good candidate. Saw on Dirty Jobs that they have fighting teeth that are pretty much there to rip off the testicles of their competition in the mating game.
 
#28
I agree with OP.

I hate wasps.

What's even worse - is that you see them, and they are kinda far off floating away. So you walk up the stairs/alley etc. and the fuckers will follow you for no fucking reason. Bitches!
 
#33
Amir0x said:
I cannot believe anyone needed to know this

I am crying inside for America again
Come on. This is like the grammar police. Most people know the difference. I took the title as the biggest douche that is living organic matter. Animal is a much simpler headline.
 
#34
probably humans

theres some annoying things out there in nature
BUT compared to some of the earths biggest douches in all of douchedom nothing compared
 
#35
MrHicks said:
probably humans

theres some annoying things out there in nature
BUT compared to some of the earths biggest douches in all of douchedom nothing compared
Yes, unlike what some arrogant bastards say out there, Humans are animals and indeed douchebags, to the planet anyways.
 
#36
MrHicks said:
probably humans

theres some annoying things out there in nature
BUT compared to some of the earths biggest douches in all of douchedom nothing compared
You make a good point. But see my earlier post. At least we didn't evolve teeth for the explicit purpose of biting off our competition's testicles. That's pretty douchee.
 
#37
1-D_FTW said:
You make a good point. But see my earlier post. At least we didn't evolve teeth for the explicit purpose of biting off our competition's testicles. That's pretty douchee.
No, but our females did create the "friendzone" which is just as bad.
 

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#41
Seagulls.

They're loud, obnoxious and travel in large crowds. You try and have a nice day at the beach or park and these fuckers won't stop swooping over you and trying to steal your goddamn doritos.
 
#43
Hippos are EASILY the biggest douchebag animals. Or maybe they are worse...biggest a-holes?

Anyway, I hate hippos. They kill more people in Africa every year than lions do, and they aren't even carnivorous.
 
#44
Squirrels.

Me at college: so, yeah, I have these pesky squirrels that sit around and throw acorns at me when I'm walking back to my dorm building.
college friend: yeah right squirrels don't think or behave like that, they probably just fell out of the tree.
me: ok whatever.
*friend comes over to play some videogames, walking to dorm*
*fwap!*
friend: ow what the fuck!
me: hurts like a bitch doesn't it?
 
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MadraptorMan said:
Hippos are EASILY the biggest douchebag animals. Or maybe they are worse...biggest a-holes?

Anyway, I hate hippos. They kill more people in Africa every year than lions do, and they aren't even carnivorous.
I don't get how hippos have gotten in the "good animals" category according to humans. In cartoons and such, they are always portraited as lovable creatures, in contrast to for example crocodiles.

Facing a hippo in the wild is more dangerous than a crocodile, or so I've heard.
 
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Majine said:
I don't get how hippos have gotten in the "good animals" category according to humans. In cartoons and such, they are always portraited as lovable creatures, in contrast to for example crocodiles.

Facing a hippo in the wild is more dangerous than a crocodile, or so I've heard.
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