I remember one day I was casually going on an insect murder rampage with bug spray. Saw a wasp and was like "heck yeah" and sprayed it... little did I know that it was accompanied by other wasps who were behind me. Stung me in the neck, I was screaming my head off running around the front yard so all the neighbors could see me. By the time I got inside I had two stings.
Me at college: so, yeah, I have these pesky squirrels that sit around and throw acorns at me when I'm walking back to my dorm building.
college friend: yeah right squirrels don't think or behave like that, they probably just fell out of the tree.
me: ok whatever.
*friend comes over to play some videogames, walking to dorm*
friend: ow what the fuck!
me: hurts like a bitch doesn't it?