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[Napalm_Frank]

Here come dem bois

For personal use:

Personal Bets:

• Across all press conferences, how many dogs?
• How many times will Crash bandicoot jump?
• How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? (Any finger to finger contact)
• How many times will we hear the word amazing at the XBox conference?

Double Down on Don (over/under):

• Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference.
• Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends.

Team bets:

• Will Zelda Have A Female Lead?
• Will Kindom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World?
• Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference?
• Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself?
• Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation?
• Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars?
• Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2?
• Will Knack rise again?
• Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake?
• Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences?
• Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage?
• Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song?

 

[Obliterator]

Oh hell yeah this should be fun

 

[Nbz]

YES YES YES YES YES

Been waiting all week for this

 

[Struct09]

Yes! Glad they did one this year

 

[Trago]

The bets shall go on!

 

[Volotaire]

LETS DO THIS.

 

[sora87]

YES, the best part of the E3 week

 

[Yaser Tech]

Man oh man... Like I needed any extra reason to love EZA <3

 

[Confused Cheeseburger]

oh shit whaddup

 

[ezekial45]

They really need a studio.

 

[DangerMouse]

YES! Thank goodness!

 

[RobotMoses]

Aw yiss! HERE WE GO.

 

[Hasney]

lol @ the rock paper scissors showdown being the exact same. Paper draw, then Huber goes scissors.

 

[BY2K]

YES!

 

[BlackBuzzard]

Few minutes in and its already hilarious.

 

[morthbound]

"Female Zelda"

lol

 

[Prompto]

 

[WaterAstro]

oh YAS!

Oh they're using Zoom's. I have one.

 

[Ray Down]

Well Kyle got a point with that Kingdom Hearts bet.

 

[KJRS_1993]

This is the third year in a row I've watched one of these, they are always amazing.

 

[Transistor]

Bosman and Huber during the Sony Conference were my favorite thing about E3 2015 <3

 

[BlackBuzzard]

Huber and Bosman shouting.

Ian: Do you figure Jones his Neighbors are enjoying this?
Huber: I certainly hope so.
Bosman: Yeah nobody hates E3.

/dead

 

[LuuKyK]

lol @ how many times Crash Bandicoot will jump.

 

[Alienous]

Those are some good questions.

"Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars?"

God damn.

 

[Hasney]

Huber and Bosman shouting.

Ian: Do you figure Jones his Neighbors are enjoying this?
Huber: I certainly hope so.
Bosman: Yeah nobody hates E3.

/dead

You are one of the filthy slimeballs watching this.

 

[DangerMouse]

Wait, you can pre-order FFVIIR on Amazon right now if you wanted to...lol

"Female Zelda"

lol

The words were female playable character though I think.

LOL Jones' neighbors

 

[Kaako]

Hahah let's fucking do this.

 

[BY2K]

EDIT: HOW DID IT GET BEATEN!?

 

[kenta]

This is my favorite thing. I cannot stop smiling

The editing is so well done too, bravo Jones

 

[Hasney]

Yo, if this can be added to the OP, we can make our own bets and score there's as we go.

PERSONAL BETS - 2 points each

Across all press conferences, how many dogs? Kyle 8, Huber 2
How many times will Crash bandicoot jump? Kyle 4, Huber 16

TEAM BETS - BRADLEY ELLIS FOR HUBER - 1 point each

Will Zelda Have A Female Lead? Yes
Will Kindom Hearts Unveil a Pixar World? Yes

TEAM BETS - DANIEL BLOODWORTH FOR BOSMAN - 1 point each

Will a Kickstarter campaign be announced at any press conference? Yes
Will Hideo Kojima reveal himself? Yes

PERSONAL BETS - 2 points each

How many seconds will Shawn Layden hold his hands together during the Sony press conference? (Any finger to finger contact) Kyle 46, Huber 190
How many times will we hear the word amazing at the XBox conference? Kyle 10, Huber 4

TEAM BETS - IAN HINCK FOR HUBER - 1 point each

Will Michael Damiani pre-order Final Fantasy 7 Remake? No
Will Sonic the Hedgehog appear in the Sony or Microsoft press conferences? Yes

TEAM BETS - MICHAEL DAMIANI FOR BOSMAN - 1 point each

Will we see an actual kraken in the Sea of Thieves presentation? Yes
Will the Evil Within 2 have black bars? No

DOUBLE DOWN ON DON *No one wins any money - 3 POINTS

BOSMAN ASKS : Kratos will have 20 confirmed kills in the Playstation conference - Over
HUBER ASKS: Bethesda will dedicate 5:15 to The Elder Scrolls: Legends - Under

TEAM BETS - BEN MOORE FOR HUBER - 1 point each

Will there be a trailer for the next Halo game, not including Halo Wars 2? No
Will Knack rise again? No

TEAM BETS - BRANDON JONES FOR BOSMAN - 1 point each

Will EA bring a female athlete onto the stage? No
Will a Red Dead game announced in a trailer using a modern licensed song? No

FINAL BETS 4 POINTS EACH

BOSMAN: WE WILL SEE FOOTAGE OF AN NX EXCLUSIVE GAME, INTENTIONALLY OR NOT. ALSO, THERE WILL BE JUMPING AND NO NUMBER AT THE END
HUBER: WE WILL SEE A NEW PS4 EXCLUSIVE OMINUSHA GAME

STAKES:

Huber will have to do a 22 minute improvised play with 10 of Bosmans action figures while not showing himself. Title and meaning decided by Twitch chat. At the end, wears a mask while saying "Not this year, I have nothing for you" and wagging his finger

Bosman: Will do a full playthrough of Link to the Past from a new save slot to the final credits, in no less than 3 sessions and has to discuss his favourite parts for 3 minutes after that. Has to tweet about how he's playing his favourite game.

 

[Trago]

Bosman's final bet would be amazing!

 

[LuciusAxelrod]

8 dogs?! Kyle, what are you thinking?

 

[Deleted member 10571]

to be thinking that I was honestly afraid I'd never ever see this happen again

<3 EZA

 

[Alienous]

22:16, and Bosman doesn't give a fuck.

 

[Acquiescence]

Thank god, I neeeeed this.

 

[Hasney]

"ROBBED. Not like SIFTD, BUT ROBBED"

Ice cold, Bosman. :lol

 

[brickarts295]

DAMN KYLE, that's one hell of a stake.
I don't know about Huber's stake, does Kyle does not like A Link to the Past ?

 

[Burt]

HUBER FINAL BETTTTTTTTTTTTTT

HOLLY FOOOOOOKKKKKK

 

[deli2000]

I'm glad this tradition is being kept alive.

 

[Bits N Pieces]

They're going all in on there Year of Dreams 2.0 I see.

Bosmans got this sewn up.

 

[TK-421]

Can't wait to watch this when I get home.. love this every year.

 

[BlackBuzzard]

Damn Kyle that was brutal.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

They really need a studio.

Or closed captions. I get that their mics were a bust and they only had the camera mic but lawd.

 

[Visualante2]

Last year wasn't really feeling it. But this is almost as good as the 1UP days. Except I don't know any of these personalities.

 

[Hasney]

Oh goddamn, that ending. Huber is a master director.

"One more time Bloodworth, deadly serious. Geralt just died serious."

 

[Vena]

I read this as Batman vs. Huber, and became confused.

 

[Ray Down]

DAMN KYLE, that's one hell of a stake.
I don't know about Huber's stake, does Kyle does not like A Link to the Past ?

He thinks it's overrated and people give him crap about it.

 

[Hasney]

DAMN KYLE, that's one hell of a stake.
I don't know about Huber's stake, does Kyle does not like A Link to the Past ?

He legitimately hates hit and trolls people who like it.

 

[Static Veins]

"I was robbed last year, Huber. And not like SIFTD.net... Worse!"

 

[sora87]

The Damiani question should have been "FF7 Remake collector's edition"