BREAKING: I successfully interacted with multiple humans in real life

[Raiden]

I was sitting in the sun relaxing on my own on the beach where there was maybe 20 people tops scattered.

Two girls came and sat not too far and first thing i noticed were their very tiny and heavy cleavage and sideboob swimsuits. I try not to stare so i dont appear the perv i am. One of the girls came over to use my lighter which i gave. Five minutes later they ask me to watch their stuff as i go which i do and they thank me for it.

Then they get up to go to a small shop for booze and ask if i want something, i politely refuse because i have a girlfriend and she would not appreciate it. They come back and got me one anyway. Well ofcourse i accepted it said thanks and some small talk. And thats it.

Just wanted to share because they were extremely hot and it was like something out of a movie i dont know. This stuff never happened when i was single but cool.

 

[Dusk Golem]

Are you sure they weren't trying to drug you and steal your organs?

 

[Magwik]

Nice brag thread

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Did their swimsuits have beer logos on them?

 

[wesleyshark]

Did their swimsuits have beer logos on them?

Damnit beat me to it lol

 

[Rocketz]

Congrats on talking to women

 

[Lulubop]

ok

 

[HarryKS]

I was sitting in the sun relaxing on my own on the beach where there was maybe 20 people tops scattered.

Two girls came and sat not too far and first thing i noticed were their very tiny and heavy cleavage and sideboob swimsuits. I try not to stare so i dont appear the perv i am. One of the girls came over to use my lighter which i gave. Five minutes later they ask me to watch their stuff as i go which i do and they thank me for it.

Then they get up to go to a small shop for booze and ask if i want something, i politely refuse because i have a girlfriend and she would not appreciate it. They come back and got me one anyway. Well ofcourse i accepted it said thanks and some small talk. And thats it.

Just wanted to share because they were extremely hot and it was like something out of a movie i dont know. This stuff never happened when i was single but cool.

Always.

 

[LifEndz]

Nice brag thread

Congrats on talking to women

LoL

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

They bought you a beer to thank you. Nice of them but I'm not sure it means they're dtf.

 

[jelly]

Not reeking of desperation is a good quality that shines through when in a relationship.

 

[The Technomancer]

Congrats on talking to women

Thread delivers

 

[DeathyBoy]

 

[Kanik]

Did their swimsuits have beer logos on them?

 

[Servbot24]

What is "tiny and heavy cleavage"? :|

 

[mlclmtckr]

You almost got Hosteled homie.

 

[MindofKB]

They bought you a beer as a thank you for watching their stuff.

I hope you're not looking too far into this lol.

Also, why the hell would your GF be mad that another chick bought you a drink from a store?

 

[5taquitos]

Congratulations, you know how to interact in a social situation.

 

[videodyssey]

So awkward, the need to post this thread.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

They bought you a beer as a thank you for watching their stuff.

I hope you're not looking too far into this lol.

They asked me to watch their stuff.

They want my dick.

 

[Raptor]

Did you fucked them?

 

[Jarrod38]

Well at least it wasn't your sister.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

What is "tiny and heavy cleavage"? :|

90% boob 10% swim suit.

 

[Sephzilla]

#NotEvenHumbleBrag

 

[vacantseas]

are you gonna bang?

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

The beer is a metaphor for your penis

 

[lucebuce12]

What would

do?

 

[Aselith]

What is "tiny and heavy cleavage"? :|

Giant nipples?

 

[hEist]

and you are now here instead of drinking with them?

 

[Lasthope106]

Why didn't you ask them what they were doing later? And if they were looking for their baby daddy?

 

[FloatOn]

what was the point of this thread?

like what response other than "ok, cool" were you expecting to get?

 

[TheCochese]

Congrats on the not sex.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Did their swimsuits have beer logos on them?

Came for this.

 

[xxracerxx]

You watched their shit, they were returning the favor.

 

[vatstep]

Did they make any weird noises? Kinda like a "prruuwuu" sound?

 

[HotHamBoy]

In b4 lock

 

[Kraftwerk]

Is this Part II of this thread?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=75733

 

[Widdle Puppy]

Sounded like they were wanting to chill? I would have stayed and hung out for a while. Maybe even askedd them out for some drinks with your girlfriend? It's just harmless fun.

 

[MsKrisp]

Congrats on the almost sex and your eloquence in describing boobs 😂

 

[TheOfficeMut]

Sounded like they were wanting to chill? I would have stayed and hung out for a while. Maybe even excited them out for some drinks with your girlfriend? It's just harmless fun.

Until they want your dick which they wanted because they asked him to watch their stuff.

 

[Joqu]

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

 

[mrklaw]

If it was a couple of guys on the beach that bought you a beer for watching their stuff you'd have just gone 'cheers' and thought nothing of it. Highly unlikely there was anything more than a thank you in it, with the added bonus for you of them being hot.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3605418/

Run

 

[Darth Pinche]

Did you check that you still have your wallet and/or kidneys?

 

[TVexperto]

so you want us to be happy you stayed faithful to your girlfriend?

 

[spindashing]

bro lmao

 

[RockTurtle]

I too like to brag about stuff i avoided

 

[Ray Wonder]

That's awesome, sucks you had a gf at that moment lol

 

[metalslimer]

Lmao

 

[Puck Beaverton]

This fucking thread