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Businessman stripped naked and simulated sex with BMW at side of busy A-road

Bullet Club

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Businessman stripped naked and simulated sex with BMW at side of busy A-road

Michael Jameson, 37, of Islington, London, was hauled before the courts over the "bizarre" incident at the side of the A55 in Holywell, North Wales

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A businessman stripped naked and simulated sex with a BMW at the side of a busy dual carriageway.

Michael Jameson, 37, of Islington, London, ended up in court over the "bizarre" incident following car crash on the A55 in Holywell, North Wales.

He removed all his clothes and pretended to have sex with one of the BMW's wheels, magistrates heard.

Jameson admitted outraging public decency by removing all his clothing and simulating an act of sexual intercourse. He also pleaded guilty to dangerous driving.

Prosecutor Robert Blakemore said motorist David Jones had been driving a BMW X5 at 60mph on the A55, with his wife Susan as passenger, when they saw Jameson driving closely behind them in another BMW.

The couple feared a collision and after a number of minutes there was a bump.

Mr Jones turned off the A55 along a slip road and pulled in a lay-by.

Mr Blakemore said the other BMW approached slowly and began shunting Mr Jones’s vehicle with Mrs Jones still inside, causing £1,689 damage.

Mrs Jones got out and her husband’s car was pushed 15ft.

The prosecutor said Jameson appeared “vacant” and was sweating profusely.

But he said: "When the police took him into custody they took blood but the test showed no controlled drugs in the defendant’s blood.”

Jameson had stopped revving his BMW and he opened the driver’s door.

But he decided to climb through the open window and lay on the ground next to the side of his car and removed his clothing.

He’d also been sprawled face down on his bonnet at one stage.

Police body-cam footage was shown to the court to explain what happened.

Mr Blakemore said Jameson told police he had left London that morning to catch a ferry from Holyhead to Ireland. He had business in Birmingham en route.

“He was apologetic for his actions,” the lawyer said. “He had very little recollection of what had happened.”

Probation officer Jonny Belbin told the magistrates: "The defendant doesn’t recall too much of the event.

"The defendant remembers driving on the A55, he was heading towards Holyhead port where he was taking the ferry to see family members. The next thing he can recall is being arrested.

“He can’t recall any aspect of the dangerous driving or spitting or outraging public decency. He described it as a mental breakdown due to potential stress.”

Single Jameson, who owns a pub in Islington, was “greatly ashamed”. He had two previous drink-driving convictions.

Defence solicitor Patrick Geddes said: "It’s a bizarre case. It’s very unusual for a dangerous driving and outraging public decency to come before you as part of the same case.

"Mr Jameson is at a loss to explain his behaviour. He was under an enormous amount of pressure from work.”

Mr Geddes remarked: "He seems to have simply lost the plot. He’s appalled and grossly embarrassed.” He had a similar “breakdown” a few years ago, the defence lawyer added.

Jameson was sentenced to a community order with 80 hours of unpaid work and a 12-month driving ban.

Jameson has to pay £639 compensation for the insurance cost and distress caused to Mr Jones and £170 court costs.

Magistrate Joanna Lindfield told him: "We feel that the offence of outraging public decency was a bizarre episode which neither you nor we can explain.

"We hope the order will assist you in obtaining the help that you need.”

Source: Mirror
 

Chittagong

Gold Member
Anyone know which pub he owns in Islington? Imma help the poor guy out and will take our next team lunch there
 

Scopa

The Tribe Has Spoken
I’m 1 year older than this guy and yet he looks like he could be my father. Lol. Whatever he’s on, it’s not good.
 

bad guy

as bad as Danny Zuko in gym knickers
Might not be a good idea to let him drive again with blackouts
like that.
 
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hariseldon

Unconfirmed Member
I see this and my first thought is "damn I'm ageing well"
 

Shifty

Member
Well my first thought was 'damn exhibitionist car fetishists', but the further down the article I read the less I understand.

I guess stress really can drive a man to madness. Either that, or his lawyer is a real hot-shot :pie_thinking:
 

mekes

Member
Anyone know which pub he owns in Islington? Imma help the poor guy out and will take our next team lunch there

That’s what I was wondering, but, so I could avoid him! But I know it’s not Laki Kane, the ladybird bar or Slim Jim’s so I’m all good really. I can go to the bar in good faith!
 
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