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[nikolino840]

My mom Say if i take dance lessons i find soon a girlfriend

 

[coopermidnight]

No

 

[Gamerguy84]

Drunk me thinks I can but the answer is no.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Oh yeah. I can cut a rug definitely

 

[Cunth]

my mum said that if i would take showers i would get a girl. i showed her.

 

[iconmaster]

my mum said that if i would take showers i would get a girl. i showed her.

Showed her… what, exactly?

 

[KillCleanEat]

I can two step. And I can stand there while they twerk on me with a drink in my hand. Good enough for me.

I love to go dancing though. Having a good time with a woman you dont know. A couple drinks. It's a great time.

 

[highrider]

I was in a little breakdancing group back in the day, Radio Wave. We were pretty good actually. We performed at the 1983 Fresh Fest in DC, which featured Run DMC, Heavy D, Kid n’ Play, Chill Rob G, and a very new to the scene Digital Underground. People don’t believe me but I met Tupac briefly who was a background dancer for Digital Underground at the time and was completely unknown.

 

[5609481]

I say yes.

Most people I know say no.

 

[Dark Star]

I've always wanted to learn how to break-dance, like Chris Brown pop-lock kind of stuff. Looks really cool.

 

[highrider]

I've always wanted to learn how to break-dance, like Chris Brown pop-lock kind of stuff. Looks really cool.

 

[Tesseract]

no, i cannot move my body around like a doofus

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Two left feet. I tried to learn and physically can't do it.

 

[Kadayi]

According to others, yes. I've weirdly had a lot of compliments over the years, though I wouldn't say I do anything special. I'd say the main thing is to dance with the body from the hips and let the music flow outward through your limbs accordingly and avoid head bopping to a beat lest you want to look like a nodding dog: -

 

[Mista]

Yeah, started dancing since I was a kid. Used to dance many styles but thanks to MJ and Jabbawockeez I concentrated on break dancing and power moves. I don’t dance like before though especially after my ACL surgery. But yeah, dancing is good for the soul.

 

[J-Roderton]

Not a chance.

 

[Nobody_Important]

I can flail about like I need medical attention. Does that count?

 

[Bullet Club]

I can't dance.

 

[Shifty]

Nope, far too self-conscious.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I can two step. And I can stand there while they twerk on me with a drink in my hand. Good enough for me.

I love to go dancing though. Having a good time with a woman you dont know. A couple drinks. It's a great time.

All you need

The 2 step + pocket full of cash = king of the world

 

[Falcs]

I can moonwalk pretty well. But that's about it.

 

[Yoshi]

I can stand still to music, or step on my wife's feet. You tell me.

 

[Barnabot]

Only if I can embarrass people around.

But I also need to be in the mood . This mood:




That song was made to dance.

 

[Orpheum]

The more i drink, the better i get. At least i think so.

 

[-Minsc-]

Yes. By yes I mean no.

 

[InterMusketeer]

Just the safety dance.

 

[Revolutionary]

Everyone can. Just learn how to two-step and go from there

 

[One Eyed Willy]

Yes, actually quite well.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Trogdor1123]

Nope,I really wish I could though. It's a real talent. My girls have all danced since 4 so they can do all sorts of fancy stuff. I can barely tap my feet.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

I dance for nickels.

 

[MastAndo]

Yes (for a white guy), and it does get you laid, believe it or not. It creates the illusion of being a good lay apparently, which of course leads to her inevitable disappoinment.

 

[Hudo]

When I am drunk enough.

 

[coopermidnight]

And I can stand there while they twerk on me with a drink in my hand.

Mr. Social Life over here

 

[Ancient Dragon]

Just Two-Step, which isn't even that difficult.

 

[Punished Miku]

I can do this dance, but that's about it. It is more than enough though. I'm drowning in pussy.

 

[Nymphae]

No but if I'm alone some songs just make me move, I just heard Stayin' Alive and was busting some moves freaking the cat out a bit lol

 

[Kamina]

My mom Say if i take dance lessons i find soon a girlfriend

 

[Vicetrailia]

Hell yeah, dancing helps in the bedroom too. Have your girl the Zumba, you'll thank me later

 

[slugbahr]

my mum said that if i would take showers i would get a girl. i showed her.

Papa

 

[crowbrow]

I used to hate dancing because I always felt ashamed and too self-conscious and I, frankly, sucked at it. After turning 30 I said "fuck it" and started not caring and just moving and took also a couple of classes. Suddenly I became pretty good at it, now I love it and do it as often as possible. And yes, it is great to get girls, now they flock around me on the dance floor lol. I recommend everyone to learn to dance, it is wonderful.

 

[slugbahr]

I do not expect my minions to do anything i cannot do.

I do not expect my minions to dance.

 

[Hissing Sid]

Yes, after several pints, like a Thunderbirds puppet having a seizure.

 

[Winter John]

Most definitely. All them years I spent clubbing and hoovering up drugs really honed my dancing skills. My E shuffle is pro level. I can throw shapes up on the podium with the best of them and you're going to struggle find anyone who does Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box better than me.

See this girl right here. I could teach her so much

 

[Shelbutt]

I can move around and some people might interpret it as dancing. FR i can't dance for shit. I try but it just looks dumb. I just like to wiggle to the beat lol

 

[Werewolf Jones]

No. I'm white.

 

[zeioIIDX]

I saw this video last month, I'd love to be able to step like that or learn how to Top Rock like Barom Yu.