Dear Neogaf.
Today I'd like to preach to you about the greatest goddamn console in mankind's history. It's not the Neo Geo, it's not the Saturn, it's not any one of those Neentoinduh systems. It's the:
MOTHER.
FUCKING.
CASIO.
LOOPY.
I mean look at this shit: Can YOUR PS4 make you stickers from any game or DVD? I thought not.
But you may be crying: "What about the vedya gams? I want Veedyo gems, not stickers!" Well buddy, that's covered in spades with the Casio Loopy.
Now, think of your favourite animes. Like the schoolgirl that's the moon queen or the fighting monkey aliens or the androids with religious symbolism. Have you ever wondered: Where do all those animes live? Well, duh! They live in ANIMELAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD! Lands are pretty big, aren't they? Now just imagine one JUST FOR ANIMES. Blows your mind, doesn't it?
If you want something more however, (But how could you with the awesomness of Animeland) you could also go for the epicness of Bow Wow Puppy Love Story. The intertubes loves cats, right? Well dogs are like cats except not at all. So with this you can play with your not cats while a mustachioed clock talks to you. If that is not the American dream, I don't know what is.
Do we have any school goes in the audience tonight? Don't you wish that school was more... COMICAL? Well through the power of interactive fictional entertainment devices, you have Little Romance. Look, the little man is getting electrocuted! Possibly fatal physical harm is so comical, if the Looney Melodies gang have taught me anything. Plus it has a piece by Beethoven. This game's classy as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkk.
Or maybe you want to have a party. Parties are fun. Parties are cool. Parties also need a video juego equivalent.Dream Change: Kokin-Chan's Fashion party is the savior of party videospiels. You can even change your dreams here! Better change it so that the red sweater man doesn't get you. Ha Ha, that was a funny "A Halloween on 13th Street" reference.
And that's just the start! With such other titles like Caricature Artist, I Want a Room In Loopy Town, and PC Collection, you'll be locked in your house for eons. I hope now you see the greatness of the cultural touchstone known to us mortals as the Casio Loopy.
Today I'd like to preach to you about the greatest goddamn console in mankind's history. It's not the Neo Geo, it's not the Saturn, it's not any one of those Neentoinduh systems. It's the:
MOTHER.
FUCKING.
CASIO.
LOOPY.
I mean look at this shit: Can YOUR PS4 make you stickers from any game or DVD? I thought not.
But you may be crying: "What about the vedya gams? I want Veedyo gems, not stickers!" Well buddy, that's covered in spades with the Casio Loopy.
Now, think of your favourite animes. Like the schoolgirl that's the moon queen or the fighting monkey aliens or the androids with religious symbolism. Have you ever wondered: Where do all those animes live? Well, duh! They live in ANIMELAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD! Lands are pretty big, aren't they? Now just imagine one JUST FOR ANIMES. Blows your mind, doesn't it?
If you want something more however, (But how could you with the awesomness of Animeland) you could also go for the epicness of Bow Wow Puppy Love Story. The intertubes loves cats, right? Well dogs are like cats except not at all. So with this you can play with your not cats while a mustachioed clock talks to you. If that is not the American dream, I don't know what is.
Do we have any school goes in the audience tonight? Don't you wish that school was more... COMICAL? Well through the power of interactive fictional entertainment devices, you have Little Romance. Look, the little man is getting electrocuted! Possibly fatal physical harm is so comical, if the Looney Melodies gang have taught me anything. Plus it has a piece by Beethoven. This game's classy as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkk.
Or maybe you want to have a party. Parties are fun. Parties are cool. Parties also need a video juego equivalent.Dream Change: Kokin-Chan's Fashion party is the savior of party videospiels. You can even change your dreams here! Better change it so that the red sweater man doesn't get you. Ha Ha, that was a funny "A Halloween on 13th Street" reference.
And that's just the start! With such other titles like Caricature Artist, I Want a Room In Loopy Town, and PC Collection, you'll be locked in your house for eons. I hope now you see the greatness of the cultural touchstone known to us mortals as the Casio Loopy.
Yeah, the system is crap, but I miss the days in which random companies could put out consoles with like 10 games and expect their systems to sell out. It's a feeling that we'll never get again, even with the *insert hated Next Gen system here*. A shame, too. I wanted to see the RCA UltraBlast.
And yes, this is a bit of a parody thread. Sorry to the both of you that wanted to seriously discuss the Casio Loopy
And yes, this is a bit of a parody thread. Sorry to the both of you that wanted to seriously discuss the Casio Loopy
