Left: And NX?
Right: Together with Zelda. Did you see it? NX?
Left: NX? You can see it here?
Right: Yes. Did you see- no, you didn't.
Left: Ugh, you're talking out of your ass. There's no NX here.
Right: They've actually said, together with Zelda, launch title, in March.
Left: But you don't hear or see anything about it.
Right: The console releases in March.
Left: What do you think, what is it?
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Left: What?
Right: Which of you was at Nintendo's?
Left: Me. At Ingo.
Right: Obviously it wasn't you, since you can't tell me anything about NX.
Left: Stop yapping, there wasn't any NX there. [to camera] Do not believe his lies, he's fucking with you.
Right: Oh well.
Left: What do you know about NX?
Right: It's going to be fantastic. As a dev, you have access to hardware, and everybody's excited. You do know things, after all.
Left: Are you lying right now? I can't tell at times if you're telling the truth or not.
Right: No, no, no. It's been the same with the Wii prototypes, then Revolution. In Japan, everybody at Sega was pumped, the Europeans were not so fast, "ugh, that's basically a Gamecube". But what you're hearing about NX, that's quite positive.
Left: But hardware-wise it's again going to be worse than the new Xbox.
Right: Yes, and then there's also going to be Xbox Scorpio or whatever. But I believe that won't ever be the focus again. Because, can it be better than the new Xbox? Realistically, can Nintendo build a console that's more powerful than an Xbox, to a regular price, do they have the production resources?
And what good is it? Who's going to develop the games for it?
Left: But didn't it work back in the day with the SNES?
Right: That had 3.58 MHz and a 320×240 resolution.
Left: The support by developers.
Right: It was easier. And you made profits. Just go and ask developers how much money they've made off their third-party games on WiiU.
Left: It's a vicious circle.
Right: Yes, sure, the Sega circle. Let's wait how the hardware sells before we make some games. Oh, the hardware doesn't sell, there's no games. Let's wait some more.
Left: That's the Vita fate.
Right: Was Dreamcast's fate as well. All those third parties went "ooh, Saturn, MegaCD, 32X, we've burnt our fingers good", in part with those expensive cartridges that you have to buy and then sit on, that's extra bitter.
Left: I had a 32X.
Right: For real? Wealthy parents, huh? Oh yeah, we had that one recently
Well, and then they said with the DC, as sweet as it is, let's wait and see if enough consoles get sold for it to be worth it. And the consumers waited for the games. Then you wait and wait and wait
dead. Anyway, I'm excited for NX.
Left: What is it going to be? A handheld or
Right: It's going to be spectacular.
Left: Ugh, you don't know anything.
Right: Come on. I'm not going to repeat the mistake of leaking a console.