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[likeGdid]

I guess we can't put that genie back in the bottle.

Spoiler

nothing wrong here

 

[Hot Coldman]

I don't understand the purpose of the thread? Is the OP suggesting she gained a lot of weight? Is that even the same person. The OP needs to be more descriptive I think :S.

Post our favourite Christina songs obv

I like this one

 

[RobertM]

Guys, you're missing the point...look at them legs, look at them. I'm hungry.

 

[G-Fex]

Britney walking around last week.

I mean when britney was out of shape and performed at the grammys or whatever in the same stockings outfit or whatever.

you know what i'm talking about, now currently now.

 

[ollin]

I admit I laughed when I first saw the pictures this morning. Kind of sad cause one of the reasons she gained weight is cause of her divorce earlier this year according to gossip sites.

 

[SimleuqiR]

I remember seeing her mom once, when Aguilera was up and coming, and knew that she had the potential to really let her self go.

 

[Mistouze]

That weight went straight to her face, her body ain't that bad you ask me but that head of lard is just ugh.

 

[SUPREME1]

Wow.


Looks as hot as can be in the first pic and then BAM! you get hit with some pretty jarring pics.

So sad.

 

[gogogow]

Britney walking around last week.

Still looks batshit insane.

 

[Fantastical]

Wow, I always hated her but now she sunk lower than Britney did.

Heh, no.

Come on, Christina. It's time to bounce back not sink lower...

 

[Lord_Byron28]

She's also incredibly short. Her gaining 10 pounds looks the same as someone who is 6 foot gaining 25-30 pounds.

 

[strafer]

Still doesn't beat Lindsay Lohan.

 

[superpickleman]

I've seen her on TV not too long ago and figured I knew what this thread would be and that it wouldn't be too bad...

Nothing prepared me for this. That is horrifying.

 

[Bollocks]

Adele 2.0

 

[royalan]

Eh, her face and outfit makes her look heavier than she actually is...

Oh well, I'm not worried. She performed her ass off at the MJ tribute (that those pics are from). And she gained a little weight around the time she had her son...but dropped it as soon as it was time to go to work. She'll do the same here.

 

[big_z]

Wow, I always hated her but now she sunk lower than Britney did.

Sure christina has been heavy into the ice cream but Come on, Britney is crazy and dead inside. It's going to take robbing a crispy cream wearing a garbage bag to reach Britney levels.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I bet that mic is covered in twizzlers.

 

[Goldenhen]

Thank alot for making me laugh at the library.

 

[dvdjamm]

 

[Derrick01]

Adele 2.0

Hmm she could very well be the size of 2 Adele's.

 

[jambo]

 

[Alex Connolly]

Perhaps a little too much Lady Marmalade.

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[Chet Rippo]

That weight went straight to her face, her body ain't that bad you ask me but that head of lard is just ugh.

Yeah, the fat was not kind to her face.

 

[IceCold]

I remember seeing her mom once, when Aguilera was up and coming, and knew that she had the potential to really let her self go.

http://www.pursepage.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/christina-aguilera-balenciaga-motorcyle-bag.jpg[/img ][/QUOTE]

My father always told me: "If you ever intend to marry a woman, make sure you see her mother first."

I think there's a lot of truth to that.

 

[TrojanBlade]

Lohan = coke

Aguilera = anti-coke?

 

[UrbanRats]

What's the big deal? A diet and some excercise will fix her in virtually no time.

 

[planar1280]

she looked ok in dance like jagger wtf!

 

[AbsoluteZero]

Of course those concert pictures look terrible--she's mid song, dammit, of course her face is going to be contorted in weird ways and her hair's gonna be everywhere.

Here's a better one to judge. She's bigger, yes, but in my humble opinion she looks better.

Oh my goodness those hips.

 

[Pachterballs]

what
the
fuck

my reaction too.

OMFG.

 

[Spire]

Lohan = coke

Aguilera = Coke(tm)

Fixed.

 

[AbsoluteZero]

Lohan = coke

Aguilera = Coca-Cola

FTFY

 

[Maddness]

Oh Sweet! A Meatloaf appreciation thread! I'll contribute!

 

[SUPREME1]

Why is this dude laughing at xtina?

 

[Death Dealer]

Even when she was much younger, I was never particularly attracted to Christina Aguilera.

 

[BrLvgThrChmstry]

Oh my goodness those hips.

I'd usually agree... but in her case, I prefer thinner Christina.

 

[leadbelly]

Oh Sweet! A Meatloaf appreciation thread! I'll contribute!

I was thinking this:

 

[Jburton]

Here's a better one to judge. She's bigger, yes, but in my humble opinion she looks better.

Oh my goodness those hips.

I want my dick in or around her mouth!

 

[Jburton]

I was thinking this:

Grotbags!!

Man the 80's childhood comes screaming back ....... have not seen that face in about 25 years!

 

[Hot Coldman]

I want my dick in or around her mouth!

I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what it is you're trying to say.

 

[Jburton]

Thats one hell of an overbite!

Good for a bottle opener I suppose.


Brutal looking creature.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Thats one hell of an overbite!

Good for a bottle opener I suppose.


Brutal looking creature.

She was hot

 

[Revoh]

Of course those concert pictures look terrible--she's mid song, dammit, of course her face is going to be contorted in weird ways and her hair's gonna be everywhere.

Here's a better one to judge. She's bigger, yes, but in my humble opinion she looks better.

Oh my goodness those hips.

 

[Medalion]

I always thought Christina was very petite and skinny but this new change is bleh... maybe something in between would be better

 

[Chamber]

Britney walking around last week.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Got to be photoshop. How can she let her self go if she is in a show?

You're right, found the original

 

[theBishop]

both versions are fiction.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Britney walking around last week.

Britney finally won.

As far as Christina goes, it was:

#1: 'Genie' Christina

#2: 'Come on Over' Christina

Everything else was garbage, including 'Candyman' Christina.

COME AT ME, BRO

 

[bjb]

She looks like she ate half of the stage.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

^^^ LOLOLOL