College Girl's PowerPoint "Fuck List" Goes Viral

[Cloudy]

http://jezebel.com/5652114/college-girls-power-point-fuck-list-goes-viral-gallery

Duke is in an uproar about a highly detailed "fuck list" that a recent female graduate made — in PowerPoint, complete with penis-size evaluations and dirty talk transcripts. We've got that document, and spoke exclusively to the now-contrite author.

The full document begins at the bottom of the page.

Upon graduating, the author decided to pass on the wisdom she had learned, in thesis format. The subject: "An education beyond the classroom: excelling in the realm of horizontal academics." The thirteen subjects are each preceded by a tableau of photos of the men, most of which seem to be pulled from Facebook and athletic action shots

If a guy had done this, the feminists would be screaming for his head. Where's the outrage now? :lol

 

[giga]

Where's your bagged milk now?

 

[Milabrega]

"Points were deducted for rudeness or being Canadian"

:lol

 

[shuri]

about as real and legit than the girl who quit her job using messages on a board.

 

[JoeBoy101]

Duke Girls, keeping it classy I see.

 

[Diablos]

I need to find one of these girls.

 

[Tieno]

i'm quite amazed at the effort that went into the writing and quite clean use of punctuation, formatting and capitalisation, lack of abbreviation. Such a breath of fresh air!


I NEED TO HAVE HER.

 

[Tornado Condor]

Any pics of the girl?

 

[That Singer Guy...]

If this was a guy it would be totally different...SMH

 

[negreenfield]

Am I crazy in that I thought I've heard of this before from a long time ago but it was fake? Maybe I'm remembering something else slightly similar.

 

[DY_nasty]

Some of that is just hilarious :lol

 

[Hitokage]

Damn it, now I have to throw this away.

 

[Thagomizer]

Holy shit, this if fucking hilarious :lol

 

[otake]

This reads like amateur erotica porn. Most probably fake.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Where's your bagged milk now?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[joelseph]

Ah, to be in college again..

 

[out0v0rder]

damn it i told her not to publish this

 

[Equus Bellator Apex]

I love the maio kart wii cameo. lol

 

[JoeBoy101]

damn it i told her not to publish this

 

[gdt]

She is awesome.

 

[Bleepey]

Plane.jpg and all that jazz . Whee was she when i was at uni.

 

[xbhaskarx]

Most probably fake.

Oh really, it's fake?
Deadspin has the uncensored version with names and photos.

 

[DJ_Lae]

The Canadian thing makes more sense further down the page:

It was on the cab ride back that I discovered he was rude, Canadian, and spoke mostly in French. Needless to say, the warning flags were waving furiously, yet, in the interest of my research and out of a perverse curiosity, I decided to continue towards his apartments

 

[AnkitT]

Plane.jpg and all that jazz . Whee was she when i was at uni.

Whee was she indeed.

 

[Borgnine]

Her vagina has also gone viral.

 

[ant_]

A key that opens many locks - masterkey
A lock opened by many keys - bad lock

 

[dralla]

shes on the left

 

[Stumpokapow]

I had no idea Ignus Fatuus was a woman.

 

[Barrage]

Yeah..she could get it.

 

[Jackson50]

I skimmed and saw something about bleeding all over. Uh, no, thank you.

 

[gcubed]

shes on the left

thanks god, the one on the right should cut her face off and start over

 

[Tornado Condor]

shes on the left

Damn!

 

[badcrumble]

I hope this puts to bed the ridiculous notion that size doesn't matter.

 

[Ephemeris]

damn it i told her not to publish this

Subject 11?

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

I had no idea Ignus Fatuus was a woman.

Looks like my cover's blown, huh?

Spoiler

I don't get it. Have I intimated that I create sexual powerpoint presentations in the past?

 

[Vox-Pop]

I'm going to add her to my ugly list.

 

[MMaRsu]

shes on the left

Both are disgusting.

 

[gcubed]

I'm going to add her to my ugly list.

i'd definitely do the one in black, but the one in white?? If there was some way that i could never ever look at her face, i may be able to get over the haunting similarities to a succubus.

 

[Cereal KiIIer]

Why did she stop? She could at least have done both team completely... That would have give a clear winner between baseball and lacrosse players.

 

[Draft]

A regular Orin Incandenza.

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

shes on the left

Our left or their left? They both look pretty mediocre.

 

[Tenks]

Am I crazy in that I thought I've heard of this before from a long time ago but it was fake? Maybe I'm remembering something else slightly similar.

Reading the Jezebel comments this seems fairly legit.


Off-topic: Jezebel is the worst fucking website on the entire internet. The amount of hypocrisy on that website is staggering.

 

[YuriLowell]

I'm going to add her to my ugly list.

 

[cooljeanius]

I love the mario kart wii cameo. lol

I also love how it was that guy who was the best.

 

[Kurtofan]

Both are disgusting.

The left one is hot,the right one looks like a female guido.

 

[BotoxAgent]

I'm going to add her to my ugly list.

for once i agree with Vox-Pop

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

One on the right has potential if she learned to apply make up without a paint roller.

Unfortunately this PPT just points back to chicks only being interested in a massive PP. :|

 

[Guevara]

shes on the left

She's incredibly average. If you made a chart of college-aged women and ordered it by attractiveness, she would be the midpoint. LOL at people falling for high heels and a tight dress.

 

[Lunchbox]

shes on the left

:|


shes not allowed to rate me

 

[Tenks]

She's incredibly average. If you made a chart of college-aged women and ordered it by attractiveness, she would be the midpoint. LOL at people falling for high heels and a tight dress.

You'll notice the only people who 'fell' for it were college bros who frequent Shooters. I mean hell she fucked half the lax team.

Personally I think she's pretty ugly. Her friend is uglier.