Condoms suck - What are the best/thinnest condoms out there?

[Particle Physicist]

After about five years of being on the pill, my wife has decided to stop taking it. So I went out and tried to find the thinnest condoms at the store. Trojan Bareskin. Really awful, it feels like I am wearing a latex glove. Am I just horribly unaccustomed or are there better condoms out there?


EDIT

lol at the error in my title. I meant to say best/thinnest

I'm tired.

 

[Salsa]

Hate them. Once you set yourself free is hard as fuck to go back. I feel ya.

 

[LowEndTorque]

Just pull out.

Or get her to let you finish in her mouth.

 

[grumble]

After about five years of being on the pill, my wife has decided to stop taking it. So I went out and tried to find the thinnest condoms at the store. Trojan Bareskin. Really awful, it feels like I am wearing a latex glove. Am I just horribly unaccustomed or are there better condoms out there?


EDIT

lol at the error in my title. I meant to say best/thinnest

I'm tired.

Are you done with having kids? Then just get a vasectomy. Problem solved.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Abstinence.

 

[Salsa]

Just pull out.

yeah dont

 

[Uchip]

plastic bag

 

[Deleted member 81567]

You guys are getting me horny.

 

[filler]

If she's down with anal, dump the load in her tight ass.

 

[BigDug13]

Polyurithane condoms transmit heat where latex won't. But poly condoms aren't really elastic, so it's kind of a situation where it either fits or it doesn't. If you're "average" size, give them a try.

They do feel better, but might not fit as well.

 

[vic2020]

I've heard it put that using a condom is like eating with a balloon over your tongue

 

[CF_Fighter]

Or just be sterile like me. Still shoot a load like a man with none of that possible baby side effect to worry about.

 

[LowEndTorque]

If she's down with anal, dump the load in her tight ass.

This is an excellent option as well.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

filler's posts always make me want to jerk off. filler what would you do with me if I laid naked on your bed?

 

[Hieberrr]

Trojan ultra thins. Love em. Then again, I've never gone bareback (gf isn't willing to go on the pill just yet... nor am I really willing to have her go on it either).

But yeah, as far as I can tell, Trojan ultra thins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> w/e I've used before.

 

[favouriteflavour]

Saran Wrap. Going hard? Wrap extra layers. Cuddly and gentle? Just go around once.

 

[Seraphinianus]

time it with the moon

 

[Invisible Man]

Maybe give some Crown condoms a try? I think that's the ones the porn industry uses.

 

[Ra\/en]

Try these out. They are my fav.

 

[Resilient]

If she's down with anal, dump the load in her tight ass.

Inspiring post would read again

 

[filler]

filler's posts always make me want to jerk off. filler what would you do with me if I laid naked on your bed?

Do you look like this:

http://fiddle.se/post/22678386964

 

[Particle Physicist]

Are you done with having kids? Then just get a vasectomy. Problem solved.

Nope. Haven't started yet. That is actually one of the reasons she went off the pill. We just are not ready at the moment, maybe in a year.

 

[IceCold]

I tried out the ultra-thin condoms from Trojan and Lifestyles and hated it. Even the ultra-thin take out too much sensation imo.

 

[daffy]

Bareskins aren't the thinnest. Look --- I shouldn't even be saying this but the Japanese have been working on some shit. I heard it feels like actual air is just accumulating on your dick. Anyone else hear about this :I

 

[weekend_warrior]

Just use any old condom and pull it off when she's not looking.

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

If she's down with anal, dump the load in her tight ass.

The only answer.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

No I don't. Is that a problem?

 

[Buckethead]

 

[Seraphinianus]

Maybe give some Crown condoms a try? I think that's the ones the porn industry uses.

i got those. they're alright. they usually need a little drop of lube.

 

[ivysaur12]

Just pull out.

Or get her to let you finish in her mouth.

But we got AIDS

God dammit I hate condoms.

 

[akira28]

Condoms do suck. So. Do this. Squirt a tiny bit of a silicon based lubricant like Eros(best) or id Platinum(passable), and you're golden. Well, silver. There's nothing like bare, but at least the slick friction isn't impaired by a sensationless rubber sheath. Because the condom will sort of stick to her, but will be like slick willy all over your junk and stuff.

So try it and thank me later.

edit: actually it might be called pjur instead of eros. I can't remember, I got this stuff from a porn shop years ago, when it only came in a glass screwtop bottle. Stuff was awesome but when I went back no one seemed to recall what it was, only that it was imported from Germany. So yeah, i think it's PJUR. Btw, once you go silicon, you won't want to go back to stuff like astroglide or KY.

 

[filler]

No I don't. Is that a problem?

Are you even a woman? It's gonna be a difficult time for me if I go in balls deep and my nuts slap against the back of your nuts.

 

[wenis]

vasectomy.

 

[DY_nasty]

pretty sure condoms were the only thing holding my dick together back in college

 

[beanoboy7]

Best. Condom. Ever.

- transfers heat very well
- at times feels like nothing's on

 

[demon]

This thread made me think of this comedy sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bc0mG5omTo

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Are you even a woman? It's gonna be a difficult time for me if I go in balls deep and my nuts slap against the back of your nuts.

lol

 

[fudgey_lumpkins]

Rather than wear condoms, you should try to get your wife on the Patch or the Shot. Don't know how long the patches work, maybe a month, but the shot is like once every 6 months. She may like that if taking the pill everyday is to cumbersome.

 

[TheSeks]

Are you even a woman? It's gonna be a difficult time for me if I go in balls deep and my nuts slap against the back of your nuts.

Why are you doing him doggy style if you're that worried about that?

 

[Salsa]

If this becomes an issue for you two she could also try taking a different pill..

My GF went through 3 different ones till she found the right one for her

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

Are you even a woman? It's gonna be a difficult time for me if I go in balls deep and my nuts slap against the back of your nuts.

Fucking LOL.

 

[filler]

Why are you doing him doggy style if you're that worried about that?

Hol' up fam, we was just talkin' hypothetical like. But if I did do it, I'd use lambos on that ass.

 

[TheSeks]

Hol' up fam, we was just talkin' hypothetical like. But if I did do it, I'd use lambos on that ass.

Sure. Suuuuuure. We'll just let you think that.

Do it the traditional way: Missionary Position with the lights off if you're going with that stupid "no balls touching" rule. Then again, I haven't seen Eggman's down there to say that's a completely safe bet, but I'm willing to take that bet and say you'd be home free.

Spoiler

It's late. Why the hell am I humoring this outside of bored!?

 

[filler]

I ain't gonna argue with a man that calls himself "TheSeks", not on this subject.

 

[Visualante2]

Use a packet of salt and vinegar potato chips.

 

[MWS Natural]

Just pull out.

Or get her to let you finish in her mouth.

.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

Try these out. They are my fav.

I used those and they were great. I also recommend:

But be warned: I have had several of each of these condoms rip on me. Plan B is a gift from the heavens.

 

[filler]

I used those and they were great. I also recommend:

But be warned: I have had several of each of these condoms rip on me. Plan B is a gift from the heavens.

I already recommended anal.

 

[Bebpo]

Hate condoms so much, but I'm way too paranoid about STDs so I always use them. Tried all kinds of different types but they all barely give any real feeling. Can't recommend any. Haven't had condomless sex in over a decade. Feels bad man ;_;

 

[noah111]

Or just be sterile like me. Still shoot a load like a man with none of that possible baby side effect to worry about.

Doesn't that make your jizz all watery? Or is that with vasectomies? Or neither?

Spoiler

from the one time i went without it, my consensus is condoms suck