I've heard about this "epic" story for years now, but I had never had the chance to read it. Admittedly, I'm not very familiar with the DC universe because I grew up reading Marvel comics, but I thought, if anything, the level of critical acclaim for the book would help me get into DC comics.
Wrong.
This book sucks. For starters, aside from Superman, Batman, and possibly Green Lantern, DC has the worst superheroes I've ever seen. Uncle Sam? Is this guy for real? Did DC really have a comic about a guy dressed up like Uncle Sam? I know somebody is going to come back with "Captain America is basically the same thing..." so I just want to go ahead and agree with them and say that I think Captain America is nearly as ridiculous as Uncle Sam. But at least Captain America doesn't have a top hat for Christ's sake. Then we've got Wildcat. This guy has a mask on his face that includes the jowel-snout-thing with whiskers and everything of a puma. He looks RIDICULOUS. And he's not even the stupidest looking guy. That award would have to go to Psimon. As for other winners:
Worst power - Uncle Sam. What the hell is his power other than making the reader laugh at the sheer absurdity of the character's existence?
Worst name - Psycho-Pirate. Or possibly any of the X-Lad variations. Like Aqua Lad. Super Lad. Etc...
Worst villain - Psimon. He just looks stupid as hell, and the fact that he can't stop mentioning his psionic powers and referring to himself in the third person only cements his victory in this category.
Worst superhero - I think Uncle Sam might take this one again. I can't get over how stupid he is.
I'm trying to force myself through this piece of shit, and I'm about three quarters done, but I actually fell asleep last night trying to read it. You know how people exaggerate and say "Such and such is so boring that I fell asleep..." but they aren't really serious? Well, I actually fell asleep reading this book last night. It's so boring and horrible. And I've never felt so emotionally detached from the characters in any book. I hope every single one of them dies.
So I don't know if DC got better later on, but I think I know why Marvel stomped the shit out of them throughout the eighties and early 90s.
Wrong.
This book sucks. For starters, aside from Superman, Batman, and possibly Green Lantern, DC has the worst superheroes I've ever seen. Uncle Sam? Is this guy for real? Did DC really have a comic about a guy dressed up like Uncle Sam? I know somebody is going to come back with "Captain America is basically the same thing..." so I just want to go ahead and agree with them and say that I think Captain America is nearly as ridiculous as Uncle Sam. But at least Captain America doesn't have a top hat for Christ's sake. Then we've got Wildcat. This guy has a mask on his face that includes the jowel-snout-thing with whiskers and everything of a puma. He looks RIDICULOUS. And he's not even the stupidest looking guy. That award would have to go to Psimon. As for other winners:
Worst power - Uncle Sam. What the hell is his power other than making the reader laugh at the sheer absurdity of the character's existence?
Worst name - Psycho-Pirate. Or possibly any of the X-Lad variations. Like Aqua Lad. Super Lad. Etc...
Worst villain - Psimon. He just looks stupid as hell, and the fact that he can't stop mentioning his psionic powers and referring to himself in the third person only cements his victory in this category.
Worst superhero - I think Uncle Sam might take this one again. I can't get over how stupid he is.
I'm trying to force myself through this piece of shit, and I'm about three quarters done, but I actually fell asleep last night trying to read it. You know how people exaggerate and say "Such and such is so boring that I fell asleep..." but they aren't really serious? Well, I actually fell asleep reading this book last night. It's so boring and horrible. And I've never felt so emotionally detached from the characters in any book. I hope every single one of them dies.
So I don't know if DC got better later on, but I think I know why Marvel stomped the shit out of them throughout the eighties and early 90s.