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Cruis'n (Wii) First screens ahahahahahahaha and the plot thickens...

djkimothy

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In the clouds...
 

kay

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This has to be a joke.. the game is releasing this fall. I guess PSP ports weren't good enough, on to DS ports.
 

gofreak

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Looking at the shots more closely, the aliasing and texture quality in particular, I honestly think you'd have to go out of your way to make a game look that bad on Wii. I think the devs are having a laugh.
 

dabig2

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Jesus, did I get transported back a decade and no one told me :lol :lol

Come on, at least try. Don't go for the quick, easy buck
 

E-phonk

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gofreak said:
Looking at the shots more closely, the aliasing and texture quality in particular, I honestly think you'd have to go out of your way to make a game look that bad on Wii. I think the devs are having a laugh.

Yeah, I'm quite sure a random group of 5 - 10 people from this forum with a bit of decent photoshop skills could come up with better textures.
 

balliinn

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It's all about the gameplay.

and the waggling, rite?!?!

waggle your way to the finish line.

looking forward to vs. you GAFers online. i'm really good at waggling, because i masturbate a lot.
 

kay

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gofreak said:
Looking at the shots more closely, the aliasing and texture quality in particular, I honestly think you'd have to go out of your way to make a game look that bad on Wii. I think the devs are having a laugh.
Who developed this?
 

Frillen

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It looks worse than Crazy Taxi for the DC.

Edit: Ok, it looks a HELLAH worse than Crazy Taxi.



 

valkillmore

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E-phonk said:

Motherfucking thread winner right here. JEEEEESUS CHRIST lol these shots don't even look like a Nintendo 64 game, they look first-gen PSOne quality.

Is this shit running on the Battle Arena Toshenden engine?
 
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Vilix

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I think Nintendo needs to start refusing games or something.

Agreed. But just to put things into perspective, the majority of the PS1 and PS2 software line up was absolute crap. Fortunately, the more games you have on a console, the better chance of getting an A+ game.
 

gofreak

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Agreed. But just to put things into perspective, the majority of the PS1 and PS2 software line up was absolute crap.

Yeah, but the crapiness of those games wasn't compounded by being on vastly underpowered hardware (relative to the then higher end). This game is so crap it looks like it belongs to two generations earlier, if not more. Like a PS1 game looking like a NES game, or worse.
 

VOOK

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I've sat here for 20 mins trying to think of a good joke or photoshop to post, but there is nothing so I'll just do this...



Speaks for itself
 

Threi

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:lol :lol :lol

what a way to start my morning.

TAKE MAH MONEYS 3rd PARTIES!!!! :lol :lol