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News Cringe Damn, Adam Sessler looks old as fuck - and trying to get back into gaming news

Armorian

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Because those are the only reasons men have beards. Seriously what is this?
maybe they just want to have beards? Are you that pressed over what other men look like? Like some old lonely housewife complaining about other women. Pathetic
I really don't know how to answer that. Unregulated beards just look like shit to me, and guy on the left is prime example (with opened mouth he would look like soyboy meme).

She still looks good
 
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JimmyJones

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Adam is textbook white knight who still doesn’t get any poonani.

If we’re gonna revive an old show it should be Gamezville with these absolute lads!

 
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Ogbert

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The guy is a bit of a fanny.

Gamergate, the most hysterical and pointless non-story this millennium, convinced a lot of perfectly cheerful reviewers that they were in line for a pulitzer.

Now he’s back, turning tricks and looking for love.

Off you fuck.
 

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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
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I recognise his name from 2014ish GAF but I can’t remember who he is and whether I liked him or not 🤔 Did he work for Polygon?
He hosted X-Play for 15 years. He stated some ideals about game visuals (60fps, 1080p, other MoooaRRR Grafphicxz stuff.) As those ideals didn't make their way into consoles as guarantees for every single FUCKING GAME EVER, he said "it's alright as long as games are fun." There was an uproar by internet nerds and he left the gaming pundit business in a huff. OP cites some gamergate stuff, I remember looking for stories at the time as to why people were mad at Sessler and didn't see anything gamergate related.

It was a weird time.
 
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Mikey Jr.

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I also remember Sessler during the DRM fiasco.
Considering the timing, I bet his return to gaming media is but a pitch for a PR position.
Man, xbox really was going to be fucked.

This interview is terrible. The constant diffusing.

Will Xbox need to be online?

"Xbox is about taking advantage of the internet"

So if I play a single player game........

"Xbox is about seeing which of your friends are playing online"

Little did they know they were finished already.
 
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I also remember Sessler during the DRM fiasco.
Considering the timing, I bet his return to gaming media is but a pitch for a PR position.
Seeing someone's take on the DRM the Xbox one was supposed to have was a great way to figure out who was a tool, who was clueless or who had at least a couple of functioning neurons.
 

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I also remember Sessler during the DRM fiasco.
Considering the timing, I bet his return to gaming media is but a pitch for a PR position.
Yuseff... *shudder*
Those were dark days. “the best thing about Xbox One is being able to switch between games and TV”. Really? Fuck off 😂
It worked out in the end but shit, that was bad.
 
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Like his coverage of games and some of the stuff he discussed in reviews and their old podcast. Don't care if he is 1000 years old. No fucks given. I want MORE people into games not less, regardless of age.
 
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jshackles

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Looks like the sess

is a mess

please PayPal me $1 USD if you laughed at this joke I am a serious comedian for money
I give that joke a 2.......................


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Claus Grimhildyr

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X-Play was the only thing I saw that truly felt like they loved gaming on TV. Everything out there was 'GAMING IS CORRUPTING THE YOUTH' and other such dribble. School you were mocked for enjoying games (my have times changed), and I felt like I had a connection to the cast of the show. I used to look up to Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb. They were these cool adults who played video games for a living!

Over time gaming became more acceptable of a hobby and by the time Wii released, it was everywhere. I started dropping off of TechTV/G4 around this time as I found online communities (such as 1UP) and just enjoyed playing games with other like-minded individuals online.

Sad to see that Adam has become such a repugnant person. Utterly devoid of any respect and so entrenched in the cult-like mentality of the far-left. Morgan Webb seems to have fared better, at least given how little I see of her or horrendous hot takes.

To me, I will still continue to remember Sessler as the goofy dumbass who hosted Xplay, not the ego-centric cunt waffle who ran Rev3Games, bitched about achievements, and openly promotes harassment and doxxing.
 

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It seems like he’s only doing these as a way to shill his own product? Cute
 

Branthrax

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Looks like dude can’t make rent so he’s back after backhanding gamers everywhere. He can pound sand, we don’t want him.
 
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Gamernyc78

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I grow facial hair since I was 13



US trend? Majority of males in Poland are shaved.
And tht to us looks......

I look back to the pics where I didnt have a beard and I say to myself 🤦‍♂️omg I looked like a no pussy getting, no pussy eating teeny bopper 😂😂😂😂

But I keep mine low and trimmed and hey we all have preferences.
 
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Barakov

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The comment section is a harsh reminder that the internet never forgets.