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Mistel

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I'm sure we've all got some stories that are worth sharing?

Both of these came up in the watching porn in the same room as your sister thread.

Dated two sisters at the same time:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate lesbian liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

Slept with the wrong twin:
I've dated one sister of a pair of identical twins and I slept with her sister by accident whilst the one I was dating was in the shower. Much more tame than the first still...

Anyone else got some interesting stories to share?
 
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So I live in big, urban city somewhere east from France, Italy or Austria but west from Russia, Ukraine or Turkey.

I am twenty something, close to thirty, average looking (played semi-pro sport from age 13 to 22), average height, pretty blue eyes (my weapon, next to brain), brownish hair, smart, witty, really open minded guy who knows how to talk to woman and who is confident in bed. My tool is average too, but thicker than regular. And I am an avid gamer too.

I was in a serious relationship with this beautiful, intelligent but really thin conservative twenty something girl (from conservative family) with blue eyes and long brown hair. The only thing that was not thin on her was her ass, it was sort of perfect. Not porn perfect but real life apple shaped, small and squeezable perfect kind of way. She worked in kindergarten. We were 2 years in monogamous relationship and then quietly ended it but stayed fuck buddies until either of us got in a new serious relationship. The trick was that we didn’t tell anyone that we are not serious anymore, I repeat, anyone. Feelings didn’t yet fade away totally but the sex was the reason why we were seeing each other. We sexualy matched perfectly, she is very sweet submissive and I am dominant . She is really a good person that does not play games with people around her and is very sincere and stabile. The whole family is like that, but don’t forget that they are also very traditional and conservative, as is she, with a rock hard conservative moral compass.

She has one twin sister and one older sister. In the following story focus is on her twin. She is mostly the same as her sister but doesn’t have that perfect ass, has a sexy bunny like two upper front teeth a little and she loves to be blond. The color difference is kinda identity separator for them, amongst other few things. Here comes the interesting part: this blonde twin sister is still a virgin! She believes in love at first sight and is looking for that fairy tale love. Except that she is all normal, functional, smart, outgoing and what not. Her conservative family doesn’t think that her virginity is really a healthy thing but they are not pushing, it is an elephant (maybe rhino) in the room so to speak. I personally think her virginity played a big role in the story and the situation. She had a few “boyfriends” and made out with them but never coitus, never sex. There were touching of penises and boys touched her pussy but not skin on skin, only with panties on. I know because my ex talked about her virginity with me on few occasions, she worries a bit.

This twins are really close to each other. When they are not together they often talk on phone and text. They sleep in a big bed together and often spoon and they are, as I said before, in their twenties, closer to 25 then 20. There is little or no secrets between them, except sex life because my ex does not want to make her twin uncomfortable too much, in “I don’t want to put pressure on her” kind of way. (I will from now on call my ex “Ex” and her sister “Twin”.) Twin is a cosmetics assistant and a masseuse. She would massage my back from time to time when I asked for it politely and that was nothing special or secret. Also twins like to tickle each other and I got involved few times, nothing much except that sometimes Twin would lightly pinch Ex’s nipples when I was playing with them and she would laugh and joke about it because Ex’s nipples were those pointy ones that were always on “hard and poke” mode. They both have small (if any) tits but my ex has those big pointy hard nipples that were really silly (sexy if you ask me) looking if she didn’t have bra on and she didn’t when she was home. Once or twice in those tickling playful moments I would secretly put my hand on Ex’s pussy and rub a bit (once I fingered her for 5-10 seconds maybe) but in a way that Twin could not see it(under the blanket) and Ex didn’t mind much but such things were never mentioned before or after. I was trying to do it in a such a way so Ex thinks Twin can’t see it while Twink really can see it. I don’t know if I managed to do that. Maybe Twin did see it. Nevermind. Also I think it is important to mention that I was going to the toilet often with the intentional hard on, in my boxer shorts, and often when I heard that Twin was out of her bigger sister’s room (she slept there when I was around) and in the hallway or in toilet. She never reacted or said anything, she was stone cold and I could not even say if she saw my hard on, but I think she did. So that is the context of the story and now I will try to share with you one special situation that turns me on even as I write this.

The situation

So the time of the situation was only few days after we decided to go from relationship to fuck buddies and we were ok if we went on dates or even fucked other people (but my ex told me that if she fucked someone that would mean she is to be in relationship so that was the deal breaker for our agreement, and I could fuck someone besides her until I decided it was more serious than fucking. Great deal I must say.) They live in an a big apartment with their parents and I was there often because it was much bigger than my place and they have kinda their own two rooms, a hallway and a toilet/bathroom. Three of us would often watch movies together in that big bed of theirs and so did we this time. It was winter and we had blankets and Ex and I spooned heavily while Twins was not, only our feet touched, all 6 feet, more them than me.It was so we can get our feet warm. We had our blanket and Twin had hers but our feet were under Twin’s blanket. Here is a visual help: http://imgur.com/2fuTCyk

This position was always the same when we watched movies and few times, slowly but hard to notice, I would stick my dick in my Ex as I would first make her really horny playing with her pussy with my fingers beneath the blankets like a sex ninja. Then I would fuck her so slowly that if it was slower we could time travel to the past. She even had orgasm twice this way, in the dark, with movie on, and her virgin twin sister in the same bed. She told me that I made her kinky and that I learned her how to be little pervert and that is not far from the truth as you can see.

But this time, this night, Ex was to tired from the work. I tried to fuck her in the same manner but she refused and unintentionally (I think I woke her up because I didn’t know she was not awake) said out loud “Don’t, I am sleeping.” And I, intentionally, taking the chance I got, made the situation even more sexual, said out loud “Ok baby, we will next time”. Twin heard it all and she is not stupid, she knew, but she was silent as a fucking dead person, she stop breathing even I think. Ex didn’t react to my words because she really was sleeping and too tired to notice the obvious awkwardness of our communication in the presence of he very fuckable and sexy but (still) virgin twin sister.

Now comes the magic of unexplainable amount of sexual tension and the alchemy of perverted orgasm, but whose orgasm you ask? Well let me tell you. As my ex went to dreamland in minute or two after the awkward and clear “no” to my sexual desire, me and Twin continued to watch the movie totally silent, not moving a bit. The only thing that was off the beat in that moment was our interlaced but static feet. I think that maybe 15 or 20 minutes passed and still no movement, we could only hear the movie and breathing of Ex. After those 20 minutes Ex went in full fetus position removing her feet from our trio feet warm up party. We had to rearrange feet position, Twin and me. We did it automatically or at least I was acting it was automatically. I put one foot as it was while other, left one went little more up, near the knee of the silent Twin. It was under her right leg and on the calf of the left one. I immediately started to make micro movements with my toes as if I was massaging her calf. It was barely noticeable even to Twin so she could play it like it was not happening. I turned my head towards her face to see her and she was looking blankly into the monitor and there was no chance that she didn’t see me turn my head to her and watching her but she was just playing dead. This movement continued for few minutes and then I again moved my leg even more up her leg now just a little above her knee, at the border of her knee and inner thigh. She was not reacting, her legs were fairly spread and I my foot was in a pretty uncommon and, in this situation, sexual position. Her hands were on her chest, under the blanket, her face were focused on the movie and her blond hair was on her shoulder, on the blanket. I could smell her champoo because she had a bath before the movie and it was pretty strong and fresh, something like apple mixed with honey or something very similar. My left hand was on my dick and I was stroking it very slowly and she could not notice that but she could see “a little hill” beneath the blanket, it could be just a coincidence because blankets always make funny patterns and lumps. My right hand was on the perfect ass of my ex and that hand was above the blanket, totally visible to the twin. I was not spooning now, I was laying on my back, left hand stroking, right hand grabbing Ex’s ass, right foot mixed with Twin’s foot and left foot beneath her right leg and on the knee and inner thigh of her left leg. She was still not moving but I could now her her breathing too which was a good sign, she was excited I presumed.

Time was passing really slowly, even slower than the time I was fucking my ex with the twin in the bad. It was insanely intense. She is a virgin, she thinks I am still in a full on love relationship with her dear sister, she loves her, they are all to each other. For me intensity was also high as fuck. What if she screams or if she runs out hysterically or she is too scared to do anything and she will wait until tomorrow to tell everyone or to her dear sister? All of that was possible but what if she liked it, what if she is horny as fuck, as a cat in april, what if she fantasies about me and masturbates secretly imagining me or imagining threesome of some kind with her sister and me? There was some kind of underlying perversion there in her eyes and eyes of my ex and even in eyes of their older sister. They even sometimes behaved on the border of incest in front of me, in the form of play. My head was lost and spinning and my heart was now pumping like mad. I had to go on with this, because this is to mad to not be true. I was hard, I was sekquoia hard, I was maybe even hard as I was when I lost my virginity. One hand jerking, other squeezing the ass of a sleeping beauty and now Twin saw it and she just moved her hands a little under the blanket, she just could not stay that calm anymore. I slowly started to move my foot and toes up her inner thigh, so slowly that it maybe took me 2 minutes to make it from the knee to crotch, to the end of the inner thigh. My foot was still on her thigh but I was feeling such sweet warmth there, shit was insane, it was like in an oven and I didn’t even put it on the source of the warmth.

We were like that maybe for 5 minutes until I gathered the courage of the thousand samurais to make a next move. I was lost in it all, I was my dick, my libido and I was breathing perversion. Two beautiful twins, one of which is virgin and is having my foot one inch from her volcano hot pussy. Finally I moved. I put my foot there. Oh sweet lord what will happen next. And unexpected happened. I did not feel her pussy, I felt her skinny fingers masturbating, moving around her clitoris. She was not expecting me to do that or she thought she could move them when she felt I was going to do the move, but she didn’t. She was caught. She moved her wet fingers up from her panties and back on the chest and let my foot slide from her hand to her sweet virgin pussy. I started to masturbate harder and now totally noticeably. Hard and big strokes under the blanket. My ex was still sleeping as a bear in a cave. Twin looked at me for the first time, opened her mouth and whispered in shaky, faltering and restrained voice “Is she sleeping?”. I was going to explode. I could not speak at that moment and I just nodded with my head as I started to jerk her with my foot while I myself was jerking. In no time my feet was all around that pussy. Up and down, left to right, in circles, even little bit inside with my thumb toe. I was going from soft to hard pressure, from slow to fast motions and then again back to slow. My eyes were fixated on her face but her eyes were closed or looking up in bliss and maximal horniness and joy. I even stop masturbating with my dick, I was to concentrated on her pussy and on what was I doing with my foot. I noticed that movie was coming to its end so I asked her whispering (but Ex could hear it if she was awake) “Do you like it? I like it so much. Do you?” and then big pause and finally “Do you like the movie?”. As I was saying all of that I could feel that Twin started to shake a bit and I knew she was close to orgasm, that is why I asked her several times, she loved my voice and the questions and the situation. She came shaking really hard, I have never seen something like that before. Maybe in some porn but not in real life, not like that, it was abnormal. Her jaw was moving unnaturally and eyes went totally up, only white surface could be seen on her eyes. It was the hottest orgasm face I saw ever in my life, ever. When she finished she put her hands on my foot and fondle it for maybe minute or two, never looking at me again. She looked at me just as she was asking that question earlier, not after that. Then she stood up and walked out of the room like nothing happened but her knees tottered very much and she was still shaking a bit as she was walking out. Then I walked up my ex after 15 minutes and lick her so she could be in the mood and had really quick sex, maybe 3 minutes and I came buckets, it was really a sperm fest.

Twin never talked with me about this situation and never did I asked. We had few sexual situations similar to nipple pinching and tickling with her and my ex but never something like this. I was fucking Ex till few weeks ago, we are now totally over more or less but that situation with her twin sister was unforgettable. It will stay with me until I die I think and I am always turned on thinking about it and about her. She is still a conservative virgin princess. Little perverted virgin conservative princess with whom I shared the kinkiest sexual experience of my life and believe me I have a lot of kinky sex these days. But the innocence, indecency, thrill and perversion of it all, I tell you...

From http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/. His broken English makes the story so much better.
 

terrisus

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I'm sure we've all got some stories that are worth sharing?

I got married.
After the wedding and reception, we went back to the hotel room.
We had sex.

Oh yeah, afterwards we got pizza.
I lead a very wild life, as you can tell.
I hope you found my story worth sharing.
 

Sorian

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That reddit story lol too good.

Slept with the wrong twin:
I've dated one sister of a pair of identical twins and I slept with her sister by accident whilst the one I was dating was in the shower. Much more tame than the first still...

Can you explain this one since I never really asked in the other thread. Did the twin trick you purposely, I'd guess? Did the one you were dating find out? Was the twin trying to make her sister jealous or just wanted some forbidden sex?
 

Omni

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Most interesting would be hooking up with a mother of three and having her kids walk in half way through. It was a one night stand and unbelievably awkward

Shared that story before though
 

BlueBadger

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I don't think I'll ever top again after my first time o_o. Let's just say there was clearly no douching beforehand ;________; and I had to
finger him beforehand because we were both virgins. And I could feel/smell it AHHHH. And so I made sure when I was kissing him to put my hands near his face. Sure showed him >:|

So now i bottom all the time..
 

Mistel

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Most interesting would be hooking up with a mother of three and having her kids walk in half way through. It was a one night stand and unbelievably awkward

Shared that story before though
That's why you check the doors/lock them.
Unless you've got someone who is loud which is awkward when trying to stay stealthy.

Can you explain this one since I never really asked in the other thread. Did the twin trick you purposely, I'd guess? Did the one you were dating find out? Was the twin trying to make her sister jealous or just wanted some forbidden sex?
I guess she just wanted sex, the other twin did find out and gave me a proper bollocking. And my suggestion of make up sex didn't help matters, I was still naked in the same bed with her sister.
 

Izayoi

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Mine are pretty boring. I tend to sleep with girls who have significant others, and I may have one or two illegitimate kids, but other than that there's not a whole lot to write home about.
 

Kinsei

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Most interesting would be hooking up with a mother of three and having her kids walk in half way through. It was a one night stand and unbelievably awkward

Shared that story before though

How old were the kids? I'd like to know before making a comment that I'd regret if they were underage.
 

Omni

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That's why you check the doors/lock them.
Unless you've got someone who is loud which is awkward when trying to stay stealthy.
We were on the lounge room floor, haha. No idea why. She wasn't trying to be quiet so I assumed no one was home
How old were the kids? I'd like to know before making a comment that I'd regret if they were underage.
The one that came out was young. Can't remember exactly but I'll say around nine. Even got the "do you love my mum" question the next day
 

Arkos

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I don't think I'll ever top again after my first time o_o. Let's just say there was clearly no douching beforehand ;________; and I had to
finger him beforehand because we were both virgins. And I could feel/smell it AHHHH. And so I made sure when I was kissing him to put my hands near his face. Sure showed him >:|

So now i bottom all the time..

Welp. Thread solved. Always be clean if you're having sex people.
 

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I was making out with a girl in high school and had my hand down the back of her pants and was squeezing her ass. As things got more intense, I went to try to finger her from behind, but accidentally stuck my finger in the wrong hole. She then farted all over my hand and completely killed the mood. We never talked again after that lol
 
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Winterfang

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I cheated on an ex with a much much uglier girl, on the patio of the house next to her's. While her old blind mother nearby.
 

CarpeDeezNutz

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I was faded once playing around on okcupid, met this cute girl. Fast forward to the night I was drunk as hell, open the door to my place she pops a XO in my mouth, we went to a club met up with her gf and made out. Went back to my place and smashed.

Met a cute Asian girl at a club, made out a bit. Called her up and had her come over. Her friend was barfing for some reason, dropped her off with her bf we went to an art museum, picked up a bottle of grey goose and smashed. Woke up and rolled my ass off at a club drunkenly telling her to come by. Smashed a bit more.

Early 20s was wild.
 

Dart

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I cheated on an ex with a much much uglier girl, on the patio of the house next to her's. While her old blind mother nearby.



 

FritoBandito

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Had anal with a girlfriend. It was her first time and she was a bit OCD about germs all that. After the business was done, you can imagine she was a little freaked out that my penis was just in her poop chute. In an effort to calm her down, I grabbed some hand sanitizer. It was just a little tingly at first...after a little while it felt like the devil himself was grabbing at my dick. I ran as fast as I could, hoping none of my roommates were in the bathroom, and extinguished that fire. I still have nightmares about that night.
 

Milennia

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Had anal with a girlfriend. It was her first time and she was a bit OCD about germs all that. After the business was done, you can imagine she was a little freaked out that my penis was just in her poop chute. In an effort to calm her down, I grabbed some hand sanitizer. It was just a little tingly at first...after a little while it felt like the devil himself was grabbing at my dick. I ran as fast as I could, hoping none of my roommates were in the bathroom, and extinguished that fire. I still have nightmares about that night.

I have made the mistake of putting hand sanitizer down there.
Fuck what an experience...
 
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Oh I do love these threads. Here is one that I haven't shared before.

I met this girl in the club couple years ago, seemed really nice, we were drinking and dancing :- the whole 9 yards. End of the night we exchanged numbers and she whispers in my ear "The night doesn't have to stop if you don't want it to" So we jump into a taxi and go to her place. On the way she goes on the phone and calls someone, she tells them to get out the house, she will pay back their taxi fare tomorrow. the person responds and ol girl says "he is sleeping isn't he? Don't worry about it!" i was pretty drunk, so instead of the obvious question I ask "Do you have a boyfriend?" she says no and I leave it at that.

We get to her place and it's obvious from all the toys on the floor, that "He" was her kid. I generally try not to mess with girls with kids but im there now and I want pussy, so it goes down. We go upstairs and I go to town. Properly put my back into it. At one point, I get really caught up in the moment and I force her in a armbar against the wall, pulling her hair and calling her a dirty slut. She is loving it and screaming like Im murdering her.

If I was sober, i would wondered why we hadn't woke up her kid, but as it turns out I soon found out. Just as i'm about to bust my nut, I feel the whack of a baseball bat right against my lower back. Shocked from the pain, I fall to the side, but i've still got this girls weave in my hand. As I fall, she comes down with me, her hair ripped from her head. I roll up to my knees, dick still hard as shit and look up to the bat coming straight for my shoulder. As it strikes, I hear a kids voice scream "LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE!!!".

The girl seems to be stunned into paralysis and just watches as her 5 year old son, chases a naked grown man around her bedroom, swinging a baseball bat. On the last swing, I catch the bat and yank it out his hands, and like a lightswitch, she come back to life. She grabs her son, make up smudged all over her face, weave tracks hanging off her head and tears streaming down her face. The kid looks up at her kisses her on the same tit I was sucking ten minutes ago, and asks "Did the bad man hurt you mommy?" She turns and looks at me with a "WTF have I done" look on her face.

Anyway, she scurries the kid off to bed and wouldn't let me leave until she had put ice on my newly formed bruises and given me some painkillers. She was apologising profusely, but she had a smirk on her face like she was proud of what her son had done. To be honest, if the whole thing hadn't been so awkward, I probably would of been mighty impressed too.

Believe it or not, we actually met up a couple more times after that, no kids or baseball bats in the building.
 
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The Lamp

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I don't think I'll ever top again after my first time o_o. Let's just say there was clearly no douching beforehand ;________; and I had to
finger him beforehand because we were both virgins. And I could feel/smell it AHHHH. And so I made sure when I was kissing him to put my hands near his face. Sure showed him >:|

So now i bottom all the time..

That is absolutely disgusting.
 

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I was making out with a girl in high school and had my hand down the back of her pants and was squeezing her ass. As things got more intense, I went to try to finger her from behind, but accidentally stuck my finger in the wrong hole. She then farted all over my hand and completely killed the mood. We never talked again after that lol

That is hilarious lol.
 

BlueBadger

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That is absolutely disgusting.



It's weird, too. A lot of people are like "dude why don't you ever top that's kinda weird?" and then I tell them why, and 99% of the time I find myself in a giant hug hearing things like "oh god. I.. Oh god I get it. It's okay. You keep on bottoming, you bottom."
 

Shaanyboi

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Oh I do love these threads. Here is one that I haven't shared before.

I met this girl in the club couple years ago, seemed really nice, we were drinking and dancing :- the whole 9 yards. End of the night we exchanged numbers and she whispers in my ear "The night doesn't have to stop if you don't want it to" So we jump into a taxi and go to her place. On the way she goes on the phone and calls someone, she tells them to get out the house, she will pay back their taxi fare tomorrow. the person responds and ol girl says "he is sleeping isn't he? Don't worry about it!" i was pretty drunk, so instead of the obvious question I ask "Do you have a boyfriend?" she says no and I leave it at that.

We get to her place and it's obvious from all the toys on the floor, that "He" was her kid. I generally try not to mess with girls with kids but im there now and I want pussy, so it goes down. We go upstairs and I go to town. Properly put my back into it. At one point, I get really caught up in the moment and I force her in a armbar against the wall, pulling her hair and calling her a dirty slut. She is loving it and screaming like Im murdering her.

If I was sober, i would wondered why we hadn't woke up her kid, but as it turns out I soon found out. Just as i'm about to bust my nut, I feel the whack of a baseball bat right against my lower back. Shocked from the pain, I fall to the side, but i've still got this girls weave in my hand. As I fall, she comes down with me, her hair ripped from her head. I roll up to my knees, dick still hard as shit and look up to the bat coming straight for my shoulder. As it strikes, I hear a kids voice scream "LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE!!!".

The girl seems to be stunned into paralysis and just watches as her 5 year old son, chases a naked grown man around her bedroom, swinging a baseball bat. On the last swing, I catch the bat and yank it out his hands, and like a lightswitch, she come back to life. She grabs her son, make up smudged all over her face, weave tracks hanging off her head and tears streaming down her face. The kid looks up at her kisses her on the same tit I was sucking ten minutes ago, and asks "Did the bad man hurt you mommy?" She turns and looks at me with a "WTF have I done" look on her face.

Anyway, she scurries the kid off to bed and wouldn't let me leave until she had put ice on my newly formed bruises and given me some painkillers. She was apologising profusely, but she had a smirk on her face like she was proud of what her son had done. To be honest, if the whole thing hadn't been so awkward, I probably would of been mighty impressed too.

Believe it or not, we actually met up a couple more times after that, no kids or baseball bats in the building.

...Wow
 

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I'm sure we've all got some stories that are worth sharing?

Both of these came up in the watching porn in the same room as your sister thread.

Dated two sisters at the same time:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she wasn't and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate lesbian liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

Slept with the wrong twin:
I've dated one sister of a pair of identical twins and I slept with her sister by accident whilst the one I was dating was in the shower. Much more tame than the first still...

Anyone else got some interesting stories to share?

Why bother asking for anyone else's stories if you're just going to take first and second place for yourself?
 

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I was having good times at my house with my girlfriend of a few months.

Things were going normally during foreplay, she sucked my dick, I was really horny and going all out eating her pussy like some horny animal, ate her pussy like it was 5 star restaurant Caviar (don't worry, it didn't taste like that,
she was clean)

Getting ready to doggy this bitch I bend her over, got her big Turkish arse in front of me, I licked her some more, I was about 18 at the time and maybe I watched too much porn... acting all pro at sex I stuck my tongue in her fucking ass hole...
God damn horrendous, what have I done! not so clean, I could feel it, I could taste it... why the fuck would I do that. I screamed internally. Frantically licked my arm to get rid of the taste, even tried licking my sweaty armpit to get rid of it, but it didn't help so much.

I could tell she was shocked as she froze a bit, I didn't say anything, soldiered on through and had sex without me putting my face next to hers, but my mouth smelt like arse even the next morning.

fucking porn and their butthole fascination.
 

Baraka in the White House

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One time my girlfriend (now wife) was bouncing up and down on me rather vigorously when suddenly she got a little too much air time and slammed back down on top of my dick. Thankfully things were slippery enough that she just managed to flatten my peen against my stomach rather than bearing down on it top-dead center and probably sending me to the hospital.

We both got bug-eyed when it happened but were able to continue once it was obvious that my penis wasn't broken.
 

anaslexy

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I was about 14 and 3 of us guy cousins (about the same age) were spending the night together. One of them brought a porn and we started watching for the first time. After about 15 min, we whipped out their dicks and started stroking ourselves. Then one of them went to the other one and started sucking his dick and then the other one sucked him off. I seemed like a really funny thing to do and they were giggling like little girls.

I didn't partake and felt a bit jealous that no one offered to suck mine so I didn't offer either.
 

Anustart

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Lost my viriginity at a halloween party, was pretty damn intoxicated, so was the girl. Woke up the next day with two rug burns up and down either side of my dick.

Edit:

I was about 14 and 3 of us guy cousins (about the same age) were spending the night together. One of them brought a porn and we started watching for the first time. After about 15 min, we whipped out their dicks and started stroking ourselves. Then one of them went to the other one and started sucking his dick and then the other one sucked him off. I seemed like a really funny thing to do and they were giggling like little girls.

I didn't partake and felt a bit jealous that no one offered to suck mine so I didn't offer either.

Uhh...

2nd Edit: Also, I'm 31, and my current girlfriend is the first girl to ever get me off from a blowjob. My mind was blown.
 
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I was about 14 and 3 of us guy cousins (about the same age) were spending the night together. One of them brought a porn and we started watching for the first time. After about 15 min, we whipped out their dicks and started stroking ourselves. Then one of them went to the other one and started sucking his dick and then the other one sucked him off. I seemed like a really funny thing to do and they were giggling like little girls.

I didn't partake and felt a bit jealous that no one offered to suck mine so I didn't offer either.

 

BlueBadger

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I was about 14 and 3 of us guy cousins (about the same age) were spending the night together. One of them brought a porn and we started watching for the first time. After about 15 min, we whipped out their dicks and started stroking ourselves. Then one of them went to the other one and started sucking his dick and then the other one sucked him off. I seemed like a really funny thing to do and they were giggling like little girls.

I didn't partake and felt a bit jealous that no one offered to suck mine so I didn't offer either.

So how old are said cousins now?
 
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I was having good times at my house with my girlfriend of a few months.

Things were going normally during foreplay, she sucked my dick, I was really horny and going all out eating her pussy like some horny animal, ate her pussy like it was 5 star restaurant Caviar (don't worry, it didn't taste like that,
she was clean)

Getting ready to doggy this bitch I bend her over, got her big Turkish arse in front of me, I licked her some more, I was about 18 at the time and maybe I watched too much porn... acting all pro at sex I stuck my tongue in her fucking ass hole...
God damn horrendous, what have I done! not so clean, I could feel it, I could taste it... why the fuck would I do that. I screamed internally. Frantically licked my arm to get rid of the taste, even tried licking my sweaty armpit to get rid of it, but it didn't help so much.

I could tell she was shocked as she froze a bit, I didn't say anything, soldiered on through and had sex without me putting my face next to hers, but my mouth smelt like arse even the next morning.

fucking porn and their butthole fascination.

Yeah, not all butts are safe for eating. The problem is not with porn, but with the individual butt. A healthy diet and baby wipes are recommended.

EDIT: Don't date a poo-butt and you won't eat poo.
 

giancarlo123x

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Day after Halloween my ex and I went to a day after Halloween party. We were there for 10 minutes got bored and went to a friends house to drink. After a couple of drinks we're both a bit horny so with my half mast in my friends kitchen I'm just tapping her ass with it and that drives her wild so we leave to get down to business at my place. On the way home she is blowing me the whole 10 minute ride home while I'm fingering her and driving manual. We get back to my place and just have thee greatest sex for about 3 hours straight all over my room and bathroom. We both came 3 times each. Afterwards at like 4am we got done ihop and went to sleep. Best sexual night ever.
 
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