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Bladed Thesis

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Not really. Huge chunks of Brazil are not populated and, although misery spreads throughout the country and poverty is a big reality, the working class is the majority, specially from the central part of the country down to the south.

If you mean by race, than around 30% of the population is composed by whites and mediterranean whites, then around 50% of pardos (mixed) and then 20% of blacks and other races... that said, people are generally mixed... so people considered white here generally mean they have light skin color.

I'm a mix of german, italian, portuguese and native south american, each part from each of my grandparents... my wife is a mix of italian and spanish, so my son is I don't know what... his skin is very light but he has very black eyes and hair. Does that make him white according to the american standards? I don't know, probably not...

If it's a matter of development, check cities like São Paulo, Curitiba, Florianópolis...

Brazil is not Rio de Janeiro and it's not covered by jungle and favelas and brown people, you know, although maybe that's all you see in the news or whatever.
I was referring to the poverty. A good friend of mine grew up his whole life in Brazil and how he talks about it, then and now, always comes off very grim.
 

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Dear Brazil,

You have the finest women in the world. We are glad you got the current leader, because now we can import those bronze goddesses without force.

Sincerely,
The Men and Lesbians of America
Force was never necessary, no one in their right mind would refuse a way out of this country, it's much the contrary, your goverments (America and Europe) put quite some effort in making sure we can't live there.

I can understand the xenophobia coming from the US, but Europe? Don't we brazilians have enough kebab to live in your countries? We'd be down to fuck your blonde wives too if that's the case, you know.
 
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Force was never necessary, no one in their right mind would refuse a way out of this country, it's much the contrary, your goverments (America and Europe) put quite some effort in making sure we can't live there.

I can understand the xenophobia coming from the US, but Europe? Don't we brazilians have enough kebab to live in your countries? We'd be down to fuck your blonde wives too if that's the case, you know.
The clitoral exchange program between our good nations can be negotiated.

Also, americans aren’t xenophobic. We’re just crazy about people coming over legally. Bring all the Brazilian bootay here. The more bootay the better.
 
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Ornlu

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Force was never necessary, no one in their right mind would refuse a way out of this country, it's much the contrary, your goverments (America and Europe) put quite some effort in making sure we can't live there.

I can understand the xenophobia coming from the US
, but Europe? Don't we brazilians have enough kebab to live in your countries? We'd be down to fuck your blonde wives too if that's the case, you know.
Lol, ok.
 

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Force was never necessary, no one in their right mind would refuse a way out of this country, it's much the contrary, your goverments (America and Europe) put quite some effort in making sure we can't live there.

I can understand the xenophobia coming from the US, but Europe? Don't we brazilians have enough kebab to live in your countries? We'd be down to fuck your blonde wives too if that's the case, you know.
:pie_roffles::messenger_ok:

We just had dudes in this thread acting like America is all "white people" from their "white Europe".
 

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Trump is gonna pull the ultimate troll move once he's re-elected and do what Putin is trying to do and what Xi Jinping has done. Remove any restrictions that can remove him from office and go full dictator mode and stay top dog till his dying days. The shit show that will cause will be mindblowing and fun to watch at a semi-safe distance over here in Canada
Real big brain shit right here, folks. Trump is gonna delete the constitution.
 
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SLoWMoTIoN

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Everyone wants Trump to win. Without him, all those late night comedians would be out of a job since he's the only person they talk about now.

If social media/internet use had been as important to everyday joes back when Bush was president he would have gotten the same treatment.

Dear Europeans,

Y'all are more racist than white dudes in Arkansas.
Is that even possible?
 
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nani17

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Dear World

We Irish have been planning a world take over. We have plenty of members for the Irish Restaurant Alliance and we bought plenty of nukes from our old friends. Well, he had a few but fucking Sean sold four for a lifetime supply of vodka.

Anyway, we've been getting weapons from the yanks in return we gave them maps for the secret Leprechaunvillage off the coast of Ireland. We told them no one has ever found it but if they do they'll have an infinite supply of gold. They've had subs in the water for weeks now.
 
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SLoWMoTIoN

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Dear World
We Irish have been planning a world take over. We have plenty of members for the Irish Restaurant Alliance and we bought plenty of nukes from our old friends. Well, he had a few but fucking Sean sold four for a lifetime supply of vodka.

Anyway, we've been getting weapons from the yanks in return we gave them maps for the secret Leprechaunvillage off the coast of Ireland. We told them no one has ever found it but if they do they'll have an infinite supply of gold. They've had subs in the water for weeks now.
Do you leprechauns still hate England
 

Bonfires Down

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Dear world. Your country sucks in some way. Except you Switzerland, you guys are cool as far as I know.
Ya, I'd choose to live in Switzerland if I could have my pick. But, apparantly they have the lowest interest rates in the world, so in some way they too did fuck up.
 

Cybrwzrd

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i dont mind paying more taxes, i really never understood the problem, the more you earn here, the more taxes you pay, unlike the states where they are taking from the poor and giving to the rich. enjoy the country.
Yes, and that looting of the lower and middle classes was started through bipartisan efforts of the elite. Started with things like NAFTA and normalization of trade relations with China. Wall street wanted to get paid, and politicians wanted to secure more power for themselves. Looting the middle and lower class is one of the first steps towards communism/authoritarianism.
 

rykomatsu

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Is that even possible?
While in Europe (overt) - UK, DE, FR:
  • I've had clerks follow me around in stores and check my bags to see "if I stole something"
  • Have had multiple people come up to me in public doing the whole "ching chong chang" thing while stretching their eyes out
  • Accuse me of theft for stuff I already owned
  • Stared at like I was some sort of animal escaped from a cage (maybe the person was just high and spaced out)
  • Gotten some snide racial remarks at passport control
  • etc
Arkansas? No problems in Little Rock or deep in the woods (and I mean really deep in the woods...like creeker country deep)
 

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Yes, and that looting of the lower and middle classes was started through bipartisan efforts of the elite. Started with things like NAFTA and normalization of trade relations with China. Wall street wanted to get paid, and politicians wanted to secure more power for themselves. Looting the middle and lower class is one of the first steps towards communism/authoritarianism.
Exporting slavery really did a number on the working classes.
 
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azz0r

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Please vote Trump into office again, we Europeans want something to laugh about for the next 4 years again.

K thx bye,

PS: he's still a better president than your two previous ones but overall, a clown
I don't know where you are from, but the UK isn't exactly in a position to laugh with Boris the clown in office either.
 
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Eiknarf

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Dear Europe...

Please stop worrying about the US while almost your entire continent has collectively decided that fucking is too much work, and that instead you'll just import warm bodies to boost the standard of living for your last generation of Europeans.

Dear Future Europe...


لذا ، ما الذي يجب أن نتحدث عنه عندما تتولى اللاعبين؟​
Hahaha
Pretty much

One of the most clever comments I read today
 

VAL0R

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Oh I know Canadians won't be safe for long if this came to fruition. Canada would be annexed in within 10 years and I'd have probably moved well before then LOL!!!
10 years? Bro, if Trump went full dictator you'd have more like 10 minutes to pack your sh** and leave. Your military would surrender in a day. Trudeau would deliver a golden tribute platter to Lord Trump of your finest Canadian Upper North Dakotan bacon by breakfast the next morning.
 
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DynamiteCop!

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This is the difference between the USA and Europe.

  • The United States is a singular and the sole superpower in the world and doesn't need to attach itself to anything else
  • Europeans need to band themselves together under the veil of "Europe" to feel broader than they actually are when the reality is they are merely a host of insignificant singular nations
  • People in the United States don't care about Europe or Europeans, and we certainly don't care about any of their politics because again they are completely insignificant
  • People in Europe are obsessed with the United States, our citizens, and bring us up constantly and for some odd reason involve themselves in our politics

Europeans constantly vye for our attention while we constantly forget that they even exist.
 

Eiknarf

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Oh I know Canadians won't be safe for long if this came to fruition. Canada would be annexed in within 10 years and I'd have probably moved well before then LOL!!!
Canada and Canadians can’t say shit! They have the greatest fence and wall you could ask for: AMERICA!

Go back to pronouncing certain words wrong and we’ll wake you up when the NHL playoffs are on!

Oh, you don’t use you’re military?
That’s right, America’s got ya covered

Do Canadians even know what illegals crossing the border looks like?!
 
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