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[Jokergrin]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

 

[Horse Detective]

Sorry, I don't really think I can top that.

 

[Camp Lo]

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

Aside from some of the porn I watch, nothing really

 

[SgtCobra]

Sorry, I don't really think I can top that.

We had a member who used to eat his own shit when he was younger, so it could be worse...

But this. No sorry man, I can't top this either.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

 

[Vanpastel]

Is your toilet really that far away?

 

[MrAstronaut]

It looks like we're done here.

 

[Persona7]

isn't that more effort than just walking to the bathroom??

 

[hunnies28]

Sorry, I don't really think I can top that.

... I got nothing

 

[DietRob]

Yea, OP killed his own thread with that one.

 

[User 479360]

I can't beat you OP.

I just watch some porn and also pee in the shower.

 

[Haly]

I was ready for some gross shit but this is the first I've ever heard of anyone doing this.

 

[hohoXD123]

I sometimes shit into the kitchen bin because I can't be bothered to go to the toilet.

Spoiler

Wtf OP, and here I thought I was lazy.

 

[DJ_Lae]

Why bother with the glass at that point? Just piss directly into the sink. Less to wash that way.

I can't think of anything I do.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I poop on the floor of families with dogs, and then blame it on them.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

I shower only 4 times a week.

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

I started brainstorming things I could contribute but then I read the OP and I've been outclassed.

 

[DrFurbs]

Got nothing...

 

[Camp Lo]

Why bother with the glass at that point? Just piss directly into the sink. Less to wash that way.

I can't think of anything I do.

He didn't want to lift his dick.

 

[sarcastor]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink. .

first thing i thought of

 

[Steamlord]

I recommend buying some adult diapers if you're really that lazy

 

[God Dayumm]

Isn't aiming for the glass or making sure nothing spills harder that walking a few feet to the bathroom?

Who am I kidding, of course you make a mess in the kitchen.

 

[Raiku]

LOL the fuck

 

[Kezen]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

No way this is real.

 

[Redd]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

Tell me it's not one of your drinking glasses.

 

[Tesseract]

i eat like george costanza

 

[Gustav]

How do you know a glass will hold all your pee beforehand?

 

[Nabbis]

I was just thinking on how horrible i am for leaving empty soda bottles on my PC table... Then i read the OP. I mean, even the elderly in hospitals don't do that.

 

[Broder Salsa]

How do you know a glass will hold all your pee beforehand?

It's a gamble and that's what makes it exciting to do

 

[Woody Invincible]

i eat like george costanza

Snickers with utensils?

 

[Timeaisis]

OP just pulls out the big guns immediately.

 

[Kodeman]

A friend of mine used to have pee jars next to his bed because he was too lazy to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. He eventually stopped the habit because of all the ridicule.

 

[John Dunbar]

why would you piss in a glass and not just go right for the sink?

 

[Air]

Sometimes if I'm feeling really sinister, I'll have one snack in the evening. I myself am mortified by my own behavior.
Also I use a bidet...

Spoiler

for pleasure

 

[valkillmore]

I was just thinking on how horrible i am for leaving empty soda bottles on my PC table... Then i read the OP.

Forget empty ones. I used to leave open soda/beverages bottles with liquid in them unattended. My wife put a stop to that stupid shit.

Now I leave socks on the bed for her when I get home from work and change clothes. We are working on it.

 

[Tesseract]

Snickers with utensils?

 

[Frost_Ace]

dis gonna b gud.

for pleasure[/spoiler]

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

A friend of mine used to have pee jars next to his bed because he was too lazy to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. He eventually stopped the habit because of all the ridicule.

What the hell? Peeing in jars?

I seriously hope you guys don't do this...

 

[Marvel]

I spit in the toilet while I piss now, It's a new thing I don't know why I do it lol.

 

[BloodMoney]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

Why not just piss straight in the sink?
Thats what i did in my college dorm (which had a sink). Fuck walking down the hall to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

 

[Tesseract]

I spit in the toilet while I piss now, It's a new thing I don't know why I do it lol.

do you hock?

 

[stufte]

I spit in the toilet while I piss now, It's a new thing I don't know why I do it lol.

That's better than spitting on the sidewalk. By a mile.

Or pissing in drinking cups.

 

[Instro]

Isn't this what the confessional thread is for?

 

[Marvel]

do you hock?

No, slow dribble thang.

That's better than spitting on the sidewalk. By a mile.

Or pissing in drinking cups.

Yeah, I'd never spit in public I hate that. As for peeing in glasses, fuuuuck op LOL.

 

[Groof]

This thread is very fascinating to me.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen and I'm too lazy to go to the washroom, so I piss into a glass and pour it down the sink.

Is that unhygienic?

I live alone.

 

[HGStormy]

Sorry, I don't really think I can top that.

Yup.

 

[Timeaisis]

I spit in the toilet while I piss now, It's a new thing I don't know why I do it lol.

That sounds a little dangerous. You don't want a backsplash.