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[Elektro Demon]

First I wanna say thanks to China for doing such a good job with containing the virus.

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Fuck you China

So, my country is in isolation for 30 days. The only thing working are essential jobs, grocery stores, pharmacies and bakeries.
I've had some tooth ache over the past 2 days. Today I woke up and my god damn gum has swollen pretty bad. I could feel the puss was making pressure.
Normally, I'd go to the dentist and get this shit resolved in a civilized way but thanks to some Chinese dude who ate some bad bat meat, dentists don't work anymore because they're not essential.
So, maybe this would resolve on it's own or maybe not. So I had to resort to desperate measures. I took a needle, washed it with alcohol, burned it and I used that needle to puncture the swollen gum. By doing that all the puss is drained, and I feel much better now. Such a relief. I washed my mouth with some 70 percent alcohol and rinsed it with water. So until a dental shop opens up, I solved the problem.

So, how bout you, due to this Corona shit and isolation, have you resorted to some desperate measures like this?

 

[Cunth]

dentists not essential? wat

 

[Elektro Demon]

dentists not essential? wat

Yeah, they don't work right now. Not a single one.

 

[mango drank]

You can usually go to a regular emergency room to get a dental abscess like that drained. I'd recommend you go find a doctor and tell them what you did, and get a prescription for a short course of antibiotics. Don't die, dude.

 

[belmarduk]

Which country? Belarus? Moldova?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Which country? Belarus? Moldova?

Croatia.

You can usually go to a regular emergency room to get a dental abscess like that drained. I'd recommend you go find a doctor and tell them what you did, and get a prescription for a short course of antibiotics. Don't die, dude.

I did a good job on the sterilization and I doused my mouth with alcohol. I checked through out the day to see if the gum is getting dark so that I don't get sepsis, it's all good.
And some stray dog bit me half a year ago, so I have been treated with tetanus shot. Also good on that front.

 

[Stouffers]

Some dentists are still seeing emergency cases. Sounds like an abscess, buddy. You don’t want to lose a portion of your gum.

 

[crowbrow]

I haven't had sex in three weeks. That's essential

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I’ll hire you as my dentist any day.

so I could sue you for malpractice later

 

[Stouffers]

Some dentists are still seeing emergency cases. Sounds like an abscess, buddy. You don’t want to lose a portion of your gum.

Never mind, it might not lead to gum necrosis.

Real potential issues if left untreated:

An acute abscess of an upper tooth can cause cheek swelling and, untreated, lead to a brain abscess or a sinus infection. If bacteria spread from an abscess in a lower tooth, the swelling can constrict the airway. Some patients underestimate how serious the condition can be.

 

[neobiz]

I haven't had sex in three weeks. That's essential

So hookers are taking time off too?

 

[Yoshi]

dentists not essential? wat

Long tongue is sufficient, teeth are overrated.

 

[crowbrow]

So hookers are taking time off too?

I don't want corona AIDS

 

[Elektro Demon]

So hookers are taking time off too?

Actually, they are.
I use their services almost every month and some of them still work but I can't get to them because of the travel ban.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I don't want corona AIDS

 

[neobiz]

Actually, they are.
I use their services almost every month and some of the still work but I can't get to them because of the travel ban.

I bet those cam girls are cleaning up right now

 

[M1chl]

Ah yes Slavic ingenuity, especially paired with alcohol. Anyway good job : )

 

[Mr Nash]

dentists not essential? wat

A lot of dentists have closed because their work environment is by far one of the most conducive for the virus to thrive in. Something to do with aerosol-ized air from their equipment from what I understand.

 

[crowbrow]

Actually, they are.
I use their services almost every month and some of the still work but I can't get to them because of the travel ban.

Besides, rimjobs are now outlawed

https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/nyc-declares-war-on-rim-jobs-in-graphic-health-department-memo/

Worst virus ever. Why even live?

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

 

[Tesseract]

you shouldn't drain your own abscess, especially without antibiotics

 

[neobiz]

Besides, rimjobs are now outlawed

https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/nyc-declares-war-on-rim-jobs-in-graphic-health-department-memo/

Worst virus ever. Why even live?

So only outlaws get rimjobs?

I need to up my outlaw game

 

[Tesseract]

go out and get some cheap antibiotics now if you can

 

[Elektro Demon]

you shouldn't drain your own abscess, especially without antibiotics

But what was I supposed to do? If go to the hospital, I risk getting the virus.
I think maybe if I let the puss be, maybe it would go on it's own, I'm not sure, I'm not a doctor.

 

[Tesseract]

an abscess can kill you, before that it can do a lot of other terrible things like take away your vision or turn you into a vegetable

 

[Elektro Demon]

an abscess can kill you, before that it can do a lot of other terrible things like take away your vision or turn you into a vegetable

I think if the puss gets in your blood stream, that's the part that can kill you. Or if you go into septic shock.
But I think I do have some Klavocin antibiotics in my house from my previous abcess. I might take those just for precaution.

 

[Tesseract]

I think if the puss gets in your blood stream, that's the part that can kill you. Or if you go into septic shock.
But I think I do have some Klavocin antibiotics in my house from my previous abcess. I might take those just for precaution.

take them all, not just a couple (finish the course)

 

[nush]

Actually, they are.
I use their services almost every month and some of them still work but I can't get to them because of the travel ban.

Got any pics of these Croatian prostitutes? I wanna see if you pick ones of premium quality.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Got any pics of these Croatian prostitutes? I wanna see if you pick ones of premium quality.

It's not legal here. I go across the border for dat. Hungary to be precise. And now I can't due to these lockdowns.
I'll send you link tomorrow, I'm off to bed now.
And I like the chubby ones. They offer the girlfriend experience.

 

[nush]

It's not legal here. I go across the border for dat. Hungary to be precise.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Corona has proven that most people are spineless and cowards

So. The stats and shit. I saw all that. The thing is, I still think it's just a god damn flu. If you're younger then 60, you have more then 90% chance of survival. The lockdown has also come to my country, and people going to the shops and over buying, practially fighting like some animals. This...

www.neogaf.com

Yes.

Be glad you don't live in a country where you can go to jail for just driving your car. A land where people take deals 95% of the time because the system is against them.

 

[Ingeniero]

Full lockdown here.
I did some panic shopping and reinstalled Diablo 3....

 

[xrnzaaas]

Yep, same here, don't get a toothache, don't break any bones, don't get cancer until the situation is contained. :/

 

[Mistake]

I’ve never understood why dental insurance is separate from health insurance. Like wtf, I’ve only got one body. Plenty of things can happen in your mouth, that can go straight to your brain and kill you in less time than other things would

 

[Lanrutcon]

Full lockdown here.
I did some panick shopping and reinstalled Diablo 3....

No. Not like this.

You're better than that. We'll get through this, don't lose hope! (play Grim Dawn instead)

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Croatia.

My condolences...

 

[Elektro Demon]

My condolences...

Man I live like a king.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Man I live like a king.

Just kidding you..
Croatia is awesome..